# Republitrolls. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 20, 2017, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646 "2017-01-20T17:53:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/1 "2017-01-20T17:53:33Z")
RepubliTrolls. _…a person who trolls by mumbling like a cranky old man, inserting random words that sound like attacks on liberal politicians._ From the Urban dictionary. A Republitroll would post something like: srpgih Obama sgeiphouihdt Obamacare gdtpierpimf damn stupid government srgpipinpiih worthless FEMA trailer they gave me grgrpiodgpihiht Trump is god. \*\*Clothahump \*\*, a semi-literate Republictroll needs a swift strike on the head for unparalleled stupidity and unbridled trolling. **OMG a Black Retard** could use one too, but not as hard. Good luck hitting that pointed head with that hammer. ---
**Author:** ![AtomThought](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@AtomThought](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AtomThought)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/2 "2017-01-20T18:11:00Z")
I’m fairly new here, and wasn’t around when he first appeared, but might **HurricaneDitka** qualify? ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/3 "2017-01-20T18:13:05Z")
Or my coworker Frank, whose latest gem was “I wonder if the Obamas got invited to the luncheon, or did they just get a gift certificate to KFC?” ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/4 "2017-01-20T18:58:47Z")
> [@AtomThought](#): > > I’m fairly new here, and wasn’t around when he first appeared, but might **HurricaneDitka** qualify? Yes. **HurricaneDitka** , is clearly a halfwitted republitroll. ETA, so is… \*\*Einstein was a Hippie \*\* That’s 4 we’ve identified. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/5 "2017-01-20T19:40:50Z")
I’m calling for a complete and total ban on wingnut trolls joining the board and a registry for those already here, until we can figure out what’s going on. It’s the only way we’re going to win the war on Idiotic Trollerism. Yeah, that’s right, I said it. The first step in fighting it is to call it what it is. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/6 "2017-01-20T19:57:58Z")
Adding **octopus**. That’s 5 republitrolls now. \*\*octopus Einstein was a Hippie Clothahump HurricaneDitka OMG a Black Conservative \*\* ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/7 "2017-01-20T20:01:34Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Adding **octopus**. That’s 5 republitrolls now. > \*\*octopus > Einstein was a Hippie > Clothahump > HurricaneDitka > OMG a Black Conservative > \*\* **aldiboronti** ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/8 "2017-01-20T20:07:37Z")
6 now \*\* octopus Einstein was a Hippie Clothahump HurricaneDitka OMG a Black Conservative aldiboronti \*\* Proper care and feeding instructions will be forthcoming. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/9 "2017-01-20T20:14:28Z")
**orcenio** ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/10 "2017-01-20T20:16:56Z")
7 **octopus Einstein was a Hippie Clothahump HurricaneDitka OMG a Black Conservative aldiboronti orcenio** ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/11 "2017-01-20T20:19:51Z")
I like **HurricaneDitka**. The others have never had an original thought. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/12 "2017-01-20T20:33:57Z")
**doorhinge** ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/13 "2017-01-20T20:36:08Z")
Hateful 8: **octopus Einstein was a Hippie Clothahump HurricaneDitka OMG a Black Conservative aldiboronti orcenio doorhinge** …and we shall know them by their limping. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/14 "2017-01-20T20:44:55Z")
**D’Anconia** It appears that **orcenio’s** snowflake thread was a parody. S/he doesn’t belong. Apologies. ---
**Author:** ![orcenio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orcenio/32/1036_2.png) [@orcenio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orcenio)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/15 "2017-01-20T20:47:10Z")
Do not listen to **running coach**. My hatred of snowflakes is very real. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/16 "2017-01-20T21:06:46Z")
The Republitrolls have out Hitlered Trump. I did not think that was possible. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/17 "2017-01-20T21:15:18Z")
Drunky ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/18 "2017-01-20T21:15:54Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > I’m calling for a complete and total ban on wingnut trolls joining the board and a registry for those already here, until we can figure out what’s going on. It’s the only way we’re going to win the war on Idiotic Trollerism. > > Yeah, that’s right, I said it. The first step in fighting it is to call it what it is. But then, who will be around to trumpsplain for us when we’re trying to discern how Trump’s barely coherent bloviating translates into something resembling actual policy? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/19 "2017-01-20T21:21:45Z")
> [@orcenio](#): > > Do not listen to **running coach**. My hatred of snowflakes is very real. I thought you flounced? > [@All you snowflakes can just go to hell.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-snowflakes-can-just-go-to-hell/777660/1): > > … > > I’m just FINISHED with all of you, I don’t want to see you for a long long time. Buh-bye. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/20 "2017-01-20T21:24:02Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Adding **octopus**. That’s 5 republitrolls now. > \*\*octopus > Einstein was a Hippie > Clothahump > HurricaneDitka > OMG a Black Conservative > \*\* If you were sane I might actually care. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646.md?page=2)