# Republitrolls. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 20, 2017, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646 "2017-01-20T17:53:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/21 "2017-01-20T21:27:38Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > If you were sane I might actually care. If you were sane, you wouldn’t be a Republitroll. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/22 "2017-01-20T21:30:24Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > If you were sane, you wouldn’t be a Republitroll. 3rd grade insults aren’t that meaningful. What do you and delusional nuts like Morgenstern hope to accomplish? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/23 "2017-01-20T21:33:23Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > 3rd grade insults aren’t that meaningful. What do you and delusional nuts like Morgenstern hope to accomplish? The hypocrisy is thick here. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/24 "2017-01-20T21:34:37Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > The hypocrisy is thick here. Oh no! The dreaded republitroll hypocrisy!!!1!! ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/25 "2017-01-20T21:35:14Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > 3rd grade insults aren’t that meaningful. What do you and delusional nuts like Morgenstern hope to accomplish? Jeeze, I put you at the top of the edited list of republitrolls. I thought the extra attention would make you soil yourself with joy, like any good troll would do. And you repay me with insults. You ingrate. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/26 "2017-01-20T21:36:10Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Oh no! The dreaded republitroll hypocrisy!!!1!! And speaking of “thick”… ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/27 "2017-01-20T21:39:26Z")
My take, based on media reports and these boards: Republicons - money grubbing, God loving, look out for #1, pay your own freaking way, get a job and get off my lawn swindlers Demogods - know everything, never been wrong, assume they win all arguments by default (see first 2 characteristics), bleeding heart, panty waist income redistributors Independunces - honestly, without basis in fact, think they have a chance to win any election higher than dog catcher. Libertaruins - anarchists in patriotic attire, share delusions of influence with Independunces ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/28 "2017-01-20T21:43:23Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > 3rd grade insults aren’t that meaningful. What do you and delusional nuts like Morgenstern hope to accomplish? Complains about 3rd grade insults. Makes a third grade insult. Yep, Trump voter. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/29 "2017-01-20T21:46:00Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Oh no! The dreaded republitroll hypocrisy!!!1!! To be fair, a lot of it is just short-sighted stupidity. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/30 "2017-01-20T22:27:14Z")
I disagree with octopus and aldiboronti and HurricaneDitka, and occasionally they show their ass, it’s true, but they’re not trolls, and they’re also not idiots. Clothahump, omg, doorhinge? If the Gray Ladies were passing around a single brain cell for Perseus to steal, they’d still be one up on these stooges. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/31 "2017-01-20T22:49:47Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Jeeze, I put you at the top of the edited list of republitrolls. I thought the extra attention would make you soil yourself with joy, like any good troll would do. And you repay me with insults. You ingrate. I apologize. Your secessionist leanings triggered me. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/32 "2017-01-20T22:54:01Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > RepubliTrolls. > > **CHANGED BY ME, FOR HUMOR** > > srpgih a sgeiphouihdt gdtpierpimf srgpipinpiih worthless grgrpiodgpihiht ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl > > Cthulhu is god. There ya go 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/33 "2017-01-20T22:55:14Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > 6 now > \*\* > octopus > Einstein was a Hippie > Clothahump > HurricaneDitka > OMG a Black Conservative > aldiboronti > \*\* > > Proper care and feeding instructions will be forthcoming. Do NOT feed them after midnight. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/34 "2017-01-20T23:00:42Z")
I have usually found **ITR Champion** to be, at the very least, inane and laughable. Not sure that he quite qualifies. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/35 "2017-01-20T23:14:36Z")
Can Drunky Smurf get tossed in there? He has no political convictions I’m aware of, but just likes being a contrary jerk for the sake of being a contrary jerk, and contributing nothing of value. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/36 "2017-01-20T23:23:46Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Can Drunky Smurf get tossed in there? He has no political convictions I’m aware of, but just likes being a contrary jerk for the sake of being a contrary jerk, and contributing nothing of value. Nah, not a Republitroll. Just a one-note sad little twit. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/37 "2017-01-20T23:34:46Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > There ya go 🆒 [Moderating] Changing quoted text inside of a text box is against board rules, even when clearly labeled as a joke. Please avoid doing this in the future. No warning issued. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/38 "2017-01-20T23:42:32Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > [Moderating] > Changing quoted text inside of a text box is against board rules, even when clearly labeled as a joke. Please avoid doing this in the future. > > No warning issued. > [/Moderating] My apologies. I will delete it, if you want (or you can). ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/39 "2017-01-20T23:43:25Z")
Starving “OMG! HIPPIES RUINED WESTERN CIVILIZATION! WITH AIRDROPPED PAPER TOWEL TUBES!” Artist ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646/40 "2017-01-20T23:46:20Z")
Yes, we can’t forget **Starving** “Trump is a 7th dimensional chess master” **Artist**. On. The. List. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republitrolls/777646.md?page=3)