# Repudiations

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 9, 2019, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198 "2019-11-09T06:14:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/1 "2019-11-09T06:14:58Z")

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**KFC** Not even the skin or the gravy give me joy anymore.

**Stephen Colbert** Crawl back out your ass. You ain’t all that. Goddamn Two-Trick Pony, really.

Honorable Mention: **Weiner Dogs**. Starting to be a pain in my ass. Can’t quite quit them yet, but close. One of them took a shit in my Jeep! I got my suspicions, but I didn’t see any assholes open up. But I know it was _one of them!_

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/2 "2019-11-09T07:47:12Z")

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Oh please. As if you’re quitting the dogs. And I think we all know who it was…

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/3 "2019-11-09T08:18:41Z")

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The puppy. I meant the puppy.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/4 "2019-11-09T12:48:33Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> One of them took a shit in my Jeep! I got my suspicions, but I didn’t see any assholes open up. But I know it was _one of them!_

We have three dogs. Not to brag, but I can look at a pile o dogshit and say with 99% certainty whose it is despite them all eating the same diet.

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/5 "2019-11-09T14:49:19Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> We have three dogs. Not to brag, but I can look at a pile o dogshit and say with 99% certainty whose it is despite them all eating the same diet.

I believe it. When we were breeder keepers for Guide Dogs we participated in a study where we had to rate her poop on a scale of 1 - 5 I think.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/6 "2019-11-09T16:00:34Z")

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Yeah, judging by the size, smell and location, pretty sure it was the puppy. The Crew know better than to dump in the Jeep.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/7 "2019-11-09T16:59:32Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> We have three dogs. Not to brag, but I can look at a pile o dogshit and say with 99% certainty whose it is despite them all eating the same diet.

Are you available for parties? :D:D

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/8 "2019-11-09T17:10:43Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> We have three dogs. Not to brag, but I can look at a pile o dogshit and say with 99% certainty whose it is despite them all eating the same diet.

Mad skillz.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/9 "2019-11-09T17:20:14Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> We have three dogs. Not to brag, but I can look at a pile o dogshit and say with 99% certainty whose it is despite them all eating the same diet.

Please tell me that you included this on your Tinder profile.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/10 "2019-11-09T18:01:53Z")

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Who thinks Gatopescado should tell us about this puppy?

My vote is: YES.

😃

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2019, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/11 "2019-11-09T18:15:23Z")

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I actually considered taking some pictures to demonstrate, but no, that’d be a shitty thing to do.😃

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/12 "2019-11-10T01:12:23Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> I actually considered taking some pictures to demonstrate, but no, that’d be a shitty thing to do.😃

A crap; I was actually looking forward to you PhotoDump.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/13 "2019-11-10T02:42:07Z")

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I’d like to repudiate the SDMB banning policy. Its made this place a worse and less diverse place. Banned posters should be able to return after a year or two with a clean slate. We have an ignore feature for those of you who need to be protected from the world.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/14 "2019-11-10T03:06:20Z")

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Why does everything in my life revolve around dog shit?

Fuck. :smack:

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**Author:** ![RioRico](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f04885/32.png) [@RioRico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RioRico)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/15 "2019-11-10T05:14:16Z")

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Can I repudiate the PG&E power monopoly without buying a generator or solar panels?

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**Author:** ![Rocketeer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocketeer/32/4437_2.png) [@Rocketeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rocketeer)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/16 "2019-11-10T06:02:46Z")

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Star Wars ain’t all that.

Whew, that feels better!

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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/17 "2019-11-10T12:36:16Z")

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Welcome home Rocketeer.  
(I know, that seems strange coming from me but Disney has utterly destroyed the franchise beyond redemption)

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/18 "2019-11-10T16:36:23Z")

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> [@RioRico](#):
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> Can I repudiate the PG&E power monopoly without buying a generator or solar panels?

Yeah, that works for me. They have an interesting business model: Destroy by fire your customer base. ???. Profit!

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/19 "2019-11-10T16:45:38Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Why does everything in my life revolve around dog shit?
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> Fuck. :smack:

The answer is contained within the question.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/20 "2019-11-10T16:54:12Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> We have three dogs. Not to brag, but I can look at a pile o dogshit and say with 99% certainty whose it is despite them all eating the same diet.

We’ve secretly replaced \*\*kayaker’s \*\*dog’s regular shit with Feces® Crystals®. Let’s see if he notices!

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