# Repudiations **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 9, 2019, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198 "2019-11-09T06:14:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/21 "2019-11-10T17:22:18Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Why does everything in my life revolve around dog shit? > > Fuck. :smack: Well, I understand you have a puppy. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/22 "2019-11-10T18:02:36Z")
What!!?? A PUPPY! Did someone say puppy, a New puppy!! šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/23 "2019-11-10T18:44:35Z")
Beck, you ever read the Pigeon books to or with the younguns? For just a second there, I swear you were channeling Pigeon. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/24 "2019-11-10T18:52:13Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > What!!?? A PUPPY! > Did someone say puppy, a New puppy!! > šŸ™‚ Iā€™m old school; mention a puppy without a link to pictures and it doesnā€™t exist. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![RioRico](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f04885/32.png) [@RioRico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RioRico)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/25 "2019-11-10T18:58:24Z")
We canā€™t repudiate the little poopers. Thereā€™s nothing like being swarmed by little poopers. ---
**Author:** ![Rocketeer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocketeer/32/4437_2.png) [@Rocketeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rocketeer)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/26 "2019-11-10T20:00:49Z")
> [@DorkVader](#): > > Welcome home Rocketeer. > (I know, that seems strange coming from me but Disney has utterly destroyed the franchise beyond redemption) For me, the disenchantment started with the one with ewoks. Iā€™ve been living a lie since then, pretending to care, but now Iā€™m free, do you hear me, free! ---
**Author:** ![Kropotkin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kropotkin/32/18045_2.png) [@Kropotkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kropotkin)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/27 "2019-11-10T22:22:01Z")
> [@Voyager](#): > > I believe it. When we were breeder keepers for Guide Dogs we participated in a study where we had to rate her poop on a scale of 1 - 5 I think. First read this as ā€œa scale of 1-51ā€ and thought, wow, those Bristol stool chart people were really just phoning it in with their 1-7 scale. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/28 "2019-11-10T23:04:27Z")
> [@DorkVader](#): > > Beck, you ever read the Pigeon books to or with the younguns? For just a second there, I swear you were channeling Pigeon. šŸ˜ƒ Yep.I could use a little pigeon.šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/29 "2019-11-11T02:05:01Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Weā€™ve secretly replaced \*\*kayakerā€™s \*\*dogā€™s regular shit with FecesĀ® CrystalsĀ®. Letā€™s see if he notices! I really want to see the Christmas version of this with the sister and the brother home from college. (Excellent post, **Turnip**!) ---
**Author:** ![P-man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/p-man/32/3606_2.png) [@P-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P-man)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/30 "2019-11-11T02:48:38Z")
> [@DorkVader](#): > > Beck, you ever read the Pigeon books to or with the younguns? For just a second there, I swear you were channeling Pigeon. šŸ˜ƒ The Pigeon wasnā€™t too happy once he actually saw a puppy, though. It probably wouldnā€™t have ended well if heā€™d driven the bus, either. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/31 "2019-11-11T04:40:39Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > **KFC** Not even the skin or the gravy give me joy anymore. The Colonel beat you to it: > [@Colonel Harland David Sanders](#): > > My God, that gravy is horrible. They buy tap water for 15 to 20 cents a thousand gallons and then they mix it with flour and starch and end up with pure wallpaper paste. And I know wallpaper paste, by God, because Iā€™ve seen my mother make it. ā€¦ Thereā€™s no nutrition in it and they ought not to be allowed to sell it. ā€¦ crispy recipe is nothing in the world but a damn fried doughball stuck on some chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/32 "2019-11-11T05:29:51Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Iā€™m old school; mention a puppy without a link to pictures and it doesnā€™t exist. šŸ˜‰ The deposit in **Gatopescadoā€™s** car seems to rebut that theory. ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/33 "2019-11-11T07:58:46Z")
yeah, i remember col sanders shit all over KFC every chance he got after he retired and it became corporate owned ā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/34 "2019-11-11T13:03:14Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > We have three dogs. Not to brag, but I can look at a pile o dogshit and say with 99% certainty whose it is despite them all eating the same diet. I could usually tell based on which one I happened to catch eating a box of crayons that week. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/35 "2019-11-11T13:44:33Z")
> [@Rocketeer](#): > > For me, the disenchantment started with the one with ewoks. Iā€™ve been living a lie since then, pretending to care, but now Iā€™m free, do you hear me, free! Aye, the ewoks wereā€¦something, but until Disney got their hands on it, with each movie there was some degree of new hope. Now all is waste and despair. > [@P-man](#): > > The Pigeon wasnā€™t too happy once he actually saw a puppy, though. It probably wouldnā€™t have ended well if heā€™d driven the bus, either. Without doubt, but Pigeonā€™s antics on the pages before actually seeing the puppy are timeless ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/36 "2019-11-11T14:01:55Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > I could usually tell based on which one I happened to catch eating a box of crayons that week. When we first got our (current) Border Collie, she waited until weā€™d gone out somewhere then got into the bunny rabbit equipage. She ate a corner of a cardboard box, the corner of a plastic dustpan and an entire bag of yogurt dropsā€“plus bag. I found it all in the stool, minus the yogurt drops; thatā€™s efficiency! She was none the worse for wear. The rabbit was not amused. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/37 "2019-11-12T06:13:59Z")
History Channel, for not dispensing anything close to ā€˜Historyā€™. Fie! ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/38 "2019-11-12T07:57:48Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > We have three dogs. Not to brag, but I can look at a pile o dogshit and say with 99% certainty whose it is despite them all eating the same diet. It takes quite a refined palate to acquire that skill. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/39 "2019-11-12T12:46:19Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > I could usually tell based on which one I happened to catch eating a box of crayons that week. Well, I imagine itā€™s easier to ID poop when itā€™s rainbow colored. ---
**Author:** ![Dogginit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogginit/32/16920_2.png) [@Dogginit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogginit)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198/40 "2019-11-12T19:50:30Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > Well, I imagine itā€™s easier to ID poop when itā€™s rainbow colored. The best was the time one of mine ate the foil Velveeta cheese package - a flashlight at night was all you needed to find it:D [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/repudiations/843198.md?page=3)