Request to all international soccer fans: STOP THAT FUCKING BUZZING!

First-world football culture is subordinate to the money-making machine of FIFA, too. If a bunch if delinquent, yobbo Europeana and their “culture” interfered with FIFA’s cash flow, their behavior would be banned, too.

Considering the fact that American football and baseball have the WORLD’S TIGHTEST PANTS of any sport known to mankind (yes baseball and American football pants are more worthy of ridicule then EVEN Sumo wrestling gear) it is extremely difficult to imagine how REAL football could make you fancy men’s bottoms more than your choice in sport clearly does.

Oh, yeah, that would be fun. I can’t imagine anything better than heading out to a bar at 6:30 in the morning to try and watch a game with a bunch of drunken yahoos more interested in being goofy drunken yahoos than watching the game.

And I don’t care if those horns are first-world, third-world, or out-of-this-world, they get on my last nerve.

Did you link to the right article? I don’t read it the same way at all.

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American Baseball = British children’s game of rounders mostly played by girls.

American football:D

Firstly they hardly touch the ball with their feet so why it is called football:confused:

Second it is BORING!!!

Third It’s the children’s version of rugby.:smiley:

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and they’d wet those tight pants if they saw an All Blacks warm up Huka :smiley:

Not football but sevens rugby…as this video shows the ‘annoying’ noise is one of the reasons for being there! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK6BJRDoc5s&feature=related

You could just buy a vibrator, you know.

So would nerve gas.

Welcome to the other side of the world! We don’t generaly go to a bar but we OFTEN have to wake up in the middle of the night or early morning to watch live sporting events.

That’s what I meant to link to:

“South Africa’s World Cup organising chief Danny Jordaan may ban vuvuzelas from inside stadiums after complaints from broadcasters and supporters.”

Oh. Your comment made it seem to me as if the article was discussing the difficulty of such a ban. I misinterpreted, I guess.

Aussie rules rules in terms of eye candy shorts!

Except for the fact that Aussies are wearing them!

Interjection totally off post// Damn, another guy from the “tute”:cool::cool://end off post interjection class of 71

Aussie Rules go for SHORT where baseball and american football go for TIGHT.

Both are are good looks if you enjoy looking at arse.

But if you need to dazzle the crowd with your bum…well…ummm…well then you should have a really good bum!

How did I know you’d come back with that? :smiley:

Matilda!
Matilda!
Matilda, she take me money and run vuvuzela!

Rumour has it Australia and Ghana are planning a didgeridoo v vuvuzela face-off. That should be exciting.

Blow the Virtual Vuvuzela!
:rolleyes:

That link will enhance my world cup significantly.