# \<request\>

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/request/366263>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 27, 2006, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/request/366263 "2006-07-27T14:32:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/request/366263/21 "2006-07-27T17:21:59Z")

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[QUOTE=gigi]  
\<remark about how it looked like a penis, only smaller\>  
[/QUOTE]

\<defends manhood\>

\<points to thread about hyena pseudo-penises\>

\<grabs crotch\>

\<makes wild claim by holding hands as far apart as possible\>

\<asks how _you_ doin’\>

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/request/366263/22 "2006-07-27T17:24:45Z")

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\<quote of previous post\>

\<witty remark in reference to a misspelling or grammatical error in said post\>

\<overlong anecdote tangentially related to the topic at hand\>

\<numerous parenthetical asides aimed at restoring topicality lost in the above overlong anecdote\>

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/request/366263/23 "2006-07-27T17:27:09Z")

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\<randomly occuring double post of above\>

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**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/request/366263/24 "2006-07-27T17:27:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Mindfield]

\<makes wild claim by holding hands as far apart as possible\>

QUOTE]  
\<shakes head in disbelief\>

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/request/366263/25 "2006-07-27T17:27:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Mindfield]  
\<defends manhood\>

\<points to thread about hyena pseudo-penises\>

\<grabs crotch\>

\<makes wild claim by holding hands as far apart as possible\>

\<asks how _you_ doin’\>  
[/QUOTE]

\<random female poster makes remarks about Guillotine\>

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/request/366263/26 "2006-07-27T17:28:03Z")

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\<reads through posts, use of 😕 smiley\>

\<comment about how truly mundane this thread is\>

\<favorite non-sequitorial quote inserted for humorous effect\>

\<waits for comments expressing appreciation of said humor\>

\<hears crickets\>

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**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/request/366263/27 "2006-07-27T17:28:55Z")

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\<wonders how managed to screw up coding in last post\>

\<sighs and wanders away\>

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/request/366263/28 "2006-07-27T17:36:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]  
\<random female poster makes remarks about Guillotine\>  
[/QUOTE]

\<retort about cruelty to hyenas\>

\<angry smiley\>

\<grinning smiley\>

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**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/request/366263/29 "2006-07-27T17:37:16Z")

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\<indicates dissatisfaction with current thread’s theme\>  
\<points to [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=381516) in The Pit ranting about thread and its originator\>

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**Author:** ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/request/366263/30 "2006-07-27T17:51:44Z")

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\<convenient anecdote only slightly related to hyenas, in which massive size of poster’s manhood is alluded to.\>

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**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/request/366263/31 "2006-07-27T18:03:16Z")

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\<post meant for another entirely unrelated thread posted to this one in error by addicted doper with too many windows open\>

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/request/366263/32 "2006-07-27T18:26:09Z")

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\<link to Jehovah’s Witness website disguised as bestiality porn\>

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**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/request/366263/33 "2006-07-27T18:30:18Z")

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\<comment about inappropriate Google ads\>

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**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/request/366263/34 "2006-07-27T18:40:47Z")

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\<remark about how everything I wanted to say was already said\>  
\<“Me too!” Thrown in for good measure\>

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/request/366263/35 "2006-07-27T19:12:10Z")

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{=(sum(if(frequency(if(len(e116:e185)\>0,match(e116:e185,e116:e185,0),""),if(len(e116:e185)\>0,match(e116:e185,e116:e185,0),""))\>0,1)))}

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/request/366263/36 "2006-07-27T19:15:39Z")

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\<explosion of poster’s head as she tries to figure out the above equation\>

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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/request/366263/37 "2006-07-27T19:15:48Z")

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[QUOTE=UncleBeer]  
{=(sum(if(frequency(if(len(e116:e185)\>0,match(e116:e185,e116:e185,0),“”),if(len(e116:e185)\>0,match(e116:e185,e116:e185,0),“”))\>0,1)))}  
[/QUOTE]

\<acknowledgment and acceptance of terms\>

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/request/366263/38 "2006-07-27T19:17:42Z")

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\<overused board in-joke cliche\>

\<expression of deep remorse and regret over using the above\>

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**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/request/366263/39 "2006-07-27T19:28:23Z")

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\<posts comment that kills thread\>

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/request/366263/40 "2006-07-27T19:33:41Z")

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\<argumentative assertation that I am more of a thread-killer than previous poster\>

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