# Reserved for Flami's 1900th Post

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reserved-for-flamis-1900th-post/120707>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 25, 2002, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reserved-for-flamis-1900th-post/120707 "2002-07-25T04:48:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reserved-for-flamis-1900th-post/120707/1 "2002-07-25T04:48:07Z")

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So **Flamsterette\_X** is making a special effort to reach 1900 posts by the end of tonight. Not the most special number in the universe, but…hey, I kinda drove her to do it. Everybody crowd around the winner’s circle now!

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C’mon Flami, almost there! 🙂

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**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reserved-for-flamis-1900th-post/120707/2 "2002-07-25T05:12:26Z")

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Come on **Flamsterette\_X** you can do. We believe in you 🙂

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reserved-for-flamis-1900th-post/120707/3 "2002-07-25T05:13:12Z")

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Don’t go out and **say** it, sweetie! Remember I got scolded by **Coldfire** last week in my race for 1800? (or maybe you didn’t see that post) But since you already did…

You know, **Res** is right… he was the one that drove me to it, so this is not really under my own impetus, thus not quite the same thing as posting a thread for myself. Besides, I have a more generous timeframe than last week. 😉 And if there wasn’t a point to it really last week, this week the point is to prove him right. (or something)

By the way, what are you going to do if post 1900 doesn’t appear in this thread? 😛 (at my insane posting rate, that could very well happen)

Oh, and I am **NOT** making a special effort. If it happens, fine. If it doesn’t, then I won’t be too fashed. 🙂 So there, **Res**. 😛 (and you can’t take my tongue away this time, as I still have it from all those other times you attempted to, ha ha ha)

F\_X

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**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reserved-for-flamis-1900th-post/120707/4 "2002-07-25T05:16:45Z")

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:smack: - “you can do IT”

Damn missing just one little two letter word can make all the difference sometimes.

ps - **Flamsterette** beware of using the 😛 smiley - I found out it can be used to represent a lesbian erection so now every time I see it thats what I think off (dirty mind I’ve got and all).

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reserved-for-flamis-1900th-post/120707/5 "2002-07-25T05:20:00Z")

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Now, lemme see, I know I left those pom-poms around here somewhere…

Ah, hell with it. I ain’t got the legs to be a cheerleader, anyway. I’ll just be the drunken guy with **Flamsterette\_X** painted across his chest in green and yellow.

😃

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**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reserved-for-flamis-1900th-post/120707/6 "2002-07-25T05:22:28Z")

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Great…I came back to check on Flami’s post, and all I can think of now is lesbian erections.

Oh well…9 more to go, babe!

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reserved-for-flamis-1900th-post/120707/7 "2002-07-25T05:22:45Z")

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Thanks, **leechbabe**. 🙂

Again: this is NOT a race or contest in any way, shape, or form. Even if it was, the goal was not self-set. I didn’t even really say anything about that to **Res** in the first place. All I said was something to the effect of how I was closing in on 1900 posts, and I could do it tonight, but it wasn’t really a big deal whether I did it or not. Thank you very much.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reserved-for-flamis-1900th-post/120707/8 "2002-07-25T05:25:55Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ResIpsaLoquitor \*  
> **Great…I came back to check on Flami’s post, and all I can think of now is lesbian erections.**

my pleasure **Res** mate, I’m always happy to bring the tone of any thread down 🙂

oooh i said down in a reference to oral sex  
::giggles like a schoolgirl and blushes::

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**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reserved-for-flamis-1900th-post/120707/9 "2002-07-25T05:27:29Z")

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For my next trick, I’m going to challenge **leechbabe** to play the Star Wars drinking game straight through all five Star Wars movies. 😃

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reserved-for-flamis-1900th-post/120707/10 "2002-07-25T05:34:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> … all I can think of now is lesbian erections…

[high screech of disbelief]

**WHAT?!?!?!**

[/high screech of disbelief]

Geez, **Res**. If I’ve somehow displeased you, you could at least SAY so, you know?

Oh. Just scrolled up and read **leechbabe** ’s subsequent post. Never mind. However, I still reserve that right to shriek like a banshee.

So, **leechbabe** , where’d you learn THAT piece of info? Not that we have any lesbians posting in this thread. [sub]not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course…[/sub]

Thankis, **Skeezix**. Now I know where your username comes from. Interesting story you told me, too. 🙂

F\_X

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**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reserved-for-flamis-1900th-post/120707/11 "2002-07-25T05:38:28Z")

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**Flamsterette** I got told by a bonafide lesbian to “put that lesbian erection away” after I had used the 😛 smiley in a post. Of course then I had to find out what it all meant. Now my mind turns to thoughts of sex each time I see 😛

Hey **Res** how would that star wars drinking game work and do I really have to watch episode 1 because I think I’d have to be drunk to suffer through that again.

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reserved-for-flamis-1900th-post/120707/12 "2002-07-25T05:42:47Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by leechbabe \*  
> \*\*Come on **Flamsterette\_X** you can do. We believe in you 🙂 \*\*

Well, it rhymes, so don’t kick yourself **too** hard, **leechbabe**! 😃

Quasi

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reserved-for-flamis-1900th-post/120707/13 "2002-07-25T05:44:42Z")

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Advice taken, **leechbabe**. Of course, I’m straight (as I’ve said so before on the boards), so I don’t know if it’ll still be misconstrued.

Somehow, I don’t want to know what the Star Wars drinking game is.

**Res** just wanted to know if I could reach 2000 by this time next week. I don’t even want to contemplate that kind of thing right now, and I’ve let him know.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reserved-for-flamis-1900th-post/120707/14 "2002-07-25T05:47:59Z")

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For **leechbabe** ’s benefit:

[The Star Wars Drinking Game](http://www.infinityrealm.com/swdrink.htm)

Hee. Hijacked myself.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reserved-for-flamis-1900th-post/120707/15 "2002-07-25T05:57:29Z")

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Thanks for the info, **leechbabe**. Then again, you never what it’ll take for me to think of sex. 😉 [sub]Oops… I think I said too much again. :o[/sub]

By the way, **Res** just gave me what he describes as a “cute” link to the Star Wars drinking game. It’s at [InfinityRealm.com is for sale | HugeDomains](http://www.infinityrealm.com/swdrink.htm). I asked him if it was suitable for posting, and he said:

> [@](#):
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> “Oh, it’s suitable. Unless it’s somehow unsuitable in a way I wasn’t aware of.”

So there’s your caveat, everyone.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reserved-for-flamis-1900th-post/120707/16 "2002-07-25T06:00:58Z")

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Oh, if post 1900 doesn’t appear in this thread…

…um…

…I’ll just have to resurrect the thread when **leechbabe** gets up there. One trail of chocolate boobies and she’ll follow me like mice after a pied piper… 😃

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**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reserved-for-flamis-1900th-post/120707/17 "2002-07-25T06:02:17Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Quasimodem \*  
> \*\*
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> Well, it rhymes, so don’t kick yourself **too** hard, **leechbabe**! 😃
> 
> Oh I’m a poet and I didn’t know it. Does happy dance to celebrate not being quite as silly as had first thought 🙂 thanks **Quasimodem**  
> Quasi \*\*

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reserved-for-flamis-1900th-post/120707/18 "2002-07-25T06:02:51Z")

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Thanks, **Res**. I did say I was going to post it, did I not? Oh well. If this simulposting is the worst thing that happens in this thread, I’ll be grateful. And you did hijack yourself. Doesn’t matter… I’ve done it before with no ill effects! 🙂

F\_X

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**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reserved-for-flamis-1900th-post/120707/19 "2002-07-25T06:04:03Z")

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Doh - preview preview preview. I really gotta learn one day.

**Res** shhh you’ll let the world know how to control me.

Mmmm chocolate…

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**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reserved-for-flamis-1900th-post/120707/20 "2002-07-25T06:07:06Z")

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4 to go you can do it **F-X** come on - Hey mebe **Res** will let you have some of those chocolate boobies once you get over the finish line 🙂

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