# Resolved: 'ALIEN' is the best movie poster of all time

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**Created:** [June 5, 2012, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-alien-is-the-best-movie-poster-of-all-time/624203 "2012-06-05T22:00:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
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Along with the best tagline, [In space no one can hear you scream.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_(film))

Glad that’s settled.

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2012, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-alien-is-the-best-movie-poster-of-all-time/624203/2 "2012-06-05T22:38:01Z")

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I’ll see your Alien and raise you one

[Poltergeist](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poltergeist_(film))

“They’re here.”

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[Zapped!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zapped!)

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**Post date:** [June 6, 2012, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-alien-is-the-best-movie-poster-of-all-time/624203/4 "2012-06-06T00:56:04Z")

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[Not the original theatrical poster, but I always rather liked this one for 2001.](http://www.impawards.com/1968/two_thousand_and_one_a_space_odyssey_ver5.html)

[Also, I keep mentioning it, but the poster for Osombie is hilarious and exactly what you want to see.](http://filmoria.filmoria.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/OSOMBIE_DVD_2D.jpeg)

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**Post date:** [June 6, 2012, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-alien-is-the-best-movie-poster-of-all-time/624203/5 "2012-06-06T01:12:28Z")

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It’s probably because I am old, but I vastly prefer painted, illustrator-style movie posters; they have a certain caché.

The all-time best movie poster is the Brothers Hildebrandt’s [original poster for _Star Wars_](http://geektyrant.com/news/2010/6/21/the-story-behind-the-original-star-wars-poster.html). This is all kinds of awesome.

[_Blade Runner_](http://meansheets.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/blade-runner-movie-poster.jpg) also had a pretty cool poster.

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**Post date:** [June 6, 2012, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-alien-is-the-best-movie-poster-of-all-time/624203/6 "2012-06-06T01:12:43Z")

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I’ve always liked the poster for[Young Frankenstein](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5SMlnCFhaTA/TSryiCD5sII/AAAAAAAARj4/I3qtJtw_52g/s1600/poster_03.jpg).

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
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One of my favorites is the Polish movie poster for Francis Ford Coppola’s classic, _The Conversation_, with Gene Hackman.

[Link](http://www.cinemarts.com/viewitem.aspx?id=3462)

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**Post date:** [June 6, 2012, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-alien-is-the-best-movie-poster-of-all-time/624203/8 "2012-06-06T01:31:59Z")

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Some great movie posters:

_[Animal House](http://www.lunchtimemoviereview.com/wp-content/uploads/Animal-House-Theatrical-Poster.jpg)_  
_[Buffy the Vampire Slayer](http://s3.hubimg.com/u/5029262_f260.jpg)_  
_[A Clockwork Orange](http://www.hollywood-elsewhere.com/images/column/41507/orangeposter.jpg)_  
_[The Dark Knight](http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/lists/2008.jpg)_  
_[Gone With the Wind](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2184/2054133369_07645d22a1.jpg)_  
_[Inception](http://geektyrant.com/storage/page-images/Inception-Movie-Poster-redesigned.jpeg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1298516730986)_  
_[Jaws](http://www.extratextual.tv/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/jawsposter.jpg)_  
_[MAS\*H](http://georgesjournal.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/film_posters_mash.jpg)_  
_[9](http://blogof.francescomugnai.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/nine.jpg)_  
_[Star Wars](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xAAWfC-DeXg/TF2ZO7_Ag9I/AAAAAAAAAWA/9P2wdRMDTz4/s1600/StarWars.jpg)_  
_[The Sting](http://i2.listal.com/image/226614/600full-the-sting-poster.jpg)_  
_[The Terminator](http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/46/MPW-23009)_  
_[The Truman Show](http://www.fansshare.com/media/u/images/The%20Truman%20Show%20Poster.jpg)_  
_[The Ugly Truth](http://cdn.instantshift.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/cmp-04.jpg)_  
_[The Unborn](http://www.fernbyfilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/the-17-worst-movie-posters-of-2009-01-420-75.jpg)_  
_[Unforgiven](http://qph.cf.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-7d2573d485302bccfb6979f1de9aa5d4)_

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Too bad there wasn’t a wide release for [the film that dare not speak its name](http://www.imdb.com/media/rm408195584/tt0486585).

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**Author:** ![SamBass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@SamBass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SamBass)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2012, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-alien-is-the-best-movie-poster-of-all-time/624203/10 "2012-06-06T03:05:45Z")

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I’ll have to go with [The Thing.](http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/The_Thing_poster.jpg)

Tag line seriously works, too ~ “Man is the warmest place to hide.” I really love this one because it’s one of those rare things: A remake that’s better than the original.

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**Post date:** [June 6, 2012, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-alien-is-the-best-movie-poster-of-all-time/624203/11 "2012-06-06T04:22:57Z")

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> [@SamBass](#):
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> I’ll have to go with [The Thing.](http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/The_Thing_poster.jpg)
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> Tag line seriously works, too ~ “Man is the warmest place to hide.” I really love this one because it’s one of those rare things: A remake that’s better than the original.

It’s good, but i’m not sure it’s better.

I also don’t really agree about the tagline. It’s a tagline that only really works for the remake, because it basically gives away a significant part of the plot. It’s fine if you already know how the alien works, but if you don’t, then it’s both odd and also something of a spoiler.

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**Post date:** [June 6, 2012, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-alien-is-the-best-movie-poster-of-all-time/624203/12 "2012-06-06T05:23:47Z")

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Wait… which remake is that from? The 1980s remake of the Howard Hawkes film, or the 2011 remake of the John Carpenter film?

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I don’t care for the Alien poster, but maybe it’s because I thought that was supposed to be an alien’s head for a long time.

For sheer awesomeness: the Frazetta poster for [The Gauntlet](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_gauntlet.jpg) and the Boris Vallejo poster for [National Lampoon’s Vacation](http://www.impawards.com/1983/national_lampoons_vacation.html).

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The original poster, featuring Maude and The Dude in Gutterballs, for The Big Lebowski is my favorite.

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Credit where credit is due: the two posters for **Human Centipede 2** were outstanding. [Number one](http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/26636/best-poster-of-the-year-award-human-centipede-2-write-your-reviews-now/) and [number two](http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/26444/the-human-centipede-part-2-full-sequence-one-sheet-assembles-a-spinal-cord/). Very probably NSFW.

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**Post date:** [June 6, 2012, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-alien-is-the-best-movie-poster-of-all-time/624203/16 "2012-06-06T17:20:35Z")

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> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#):
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> Along with the best tagline, [In space no one can hear you scream.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_(film))
> 
> Glad that’s settled.

A few months ago a local church had a poster advertising their Easter season services. It featured a large egg cracking open with strong light streaming out. I kept wondering if it was a conscious reference or if the designer was just too young to remember.

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While I’m not a big fan of **Alien** (to understate things immensely), their tagline is one of the best in film history and I can’t think of too many candidates for a better movie poster.

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Alien’s tagline was one of the best, but I find the poster lacking. Jaws is one of the best pure posters of all time, but lacks the requisite tagline.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
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> [@RealityChuck](#):
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> While I’m not a big fan of **Alien** (to understate things immensely), their tagline is one of the best in film history and I can’t think of too many candidates for a better movie poster.

The [original trailer](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjLamj-b0I8) is pretty great as well. At the time there was nothing like it.

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**Post date:** [June 7, 2012, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-alien-is-the-best-movie-poster-of-all-time/624203/20 "2012-06-07T04:20:13Z")

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> [@Fear\_the\_Turtle](#):
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> Alien’s tagline was one of the best, but I find the poster lacking.

The egg is opening wrong! It doesn’t open up with a little hatch on the side, it peels open at the top. Always bugged me.

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