# Resolved: Any TV show would be better with more Klingons

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-any-tv-show-would-be-better-with-more-klingons/326396>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 15, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-any-tv-show-would-be-better-with-more-klingons/326396 "2005-10-15T20:02:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rainbowthief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4bbf92/32.png) [@Rainbowthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rainbowthief)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-any-tv-show-would-be-better-with-more-klingons/326396/21 "2005-10-17T02:46:28Z")

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> [@Knorf](#):
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> I want to see _The Apprentice_ with Klingons!
> 
> Just imagine!

That would be fantstic!

**Klingon Apprentice**

Marcus: We’re doing this my way. I’m project manager, so it’s my decision.

Josh: No way, you’re an idiot!

Marcus: We’re not talking about this anymore. Get to work.

Kor, son of Korg: (to Marcus) You miserable petaq! (takes out a bat’leth and beheads Marcus). Long live Kahless!

**CUT TO BOARDROOM**

Trump: Where’s Marcus?

Randal: Mr. Trump, Marcus had become an unbearable burden to the team, so Kor cut his head off.

Trump: All right, can I see his head?

Kor holds Marcus’s severed head up by the hair.

Trump: Marcus, you’re fired!

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-any-tv-show-would-be-better-with-more-klingons/326396/22 "2005-10-17T03:29:00Z")

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**R’hen and Sthi’mpi**

\<R’Hen\>Nooo!, Sthi’mpi, you Honorless TARG, DO NOT touch that button, it’s the Empire Eraser Button!  
\<R’Hen cleaves Sthi’mpi in two with his Bat’Leth\>  
poor, insane Ptaq, he has died without honor

**Warrior Z’Him!**

\<Dib\> AHA!, i have evidince that you’re an alien, Z’Him, and i’m going to let the WOOOOOORRRLLLLD know!

\<Z’Him\> I think NOT!, honorless HEWWWWMAN! \<proceeds to pull out a disruptor pistol and fires, Dib dissolves from the inside out, screaming in agony\>, G’hrrr!, you may dispose of the Hewwwman’s honorless recording device

\<G’hrrrr\> (who has taken the form of a tiny Klingon Bird Of Prey and is flying around Z’Him’s head like an annoying glob-fly, making insectlike buzzing noises) WHEEEE!!!hehehehe…WHEEEEE!!!hehehehe, I’M A SPACESHIP, BOOM!! (G’hrrrr transforms back into a SIR unit, albeit a pointy “Klingonized” one, and proceeds to impale the camera on a prominent spike on his forehead) Look, i gotta HAT!

\<Z\> Ghrr!, that is not behaving with honor, dispose of this Earth-Camera…Thing!

\<G\>Aww…(eats the camera) MMMMMM, tastes like Gaqh, i liiiike Gaqh! \<wanders offscreen humming tunelessly\>

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