# Resolved: Happy New MMP 2013! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [December 31, 2012, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627 "2012-12-31T02:17:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627/341 "2013-01-05T16:20:32Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **nettie** bake the chikin. Eat the Doritos while waitin’ for the chikin to get done. Appetizer plus main course. Voila! 😃 > > Now I have a strange cravin’ for grilled bananas and burgers. Problem is the chips are down to crumbs. I’m trying to figure out using them as a coating on the chicken (baking seems reasonable), but I’m not sure about getting them to stick. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627/342 "2013-01-05T16:27:23Z")
> [@Seanette](#): > > Problem is the chips are down to crumbs. I’m trying to figure out using them as a coating on the chicken (baking seems reasonable), but I’m not sure about getting them to stick. How about the old coat the chicken in mayo trick? And by the way, BANANAS ARE EVIL, FOUL, AND DISGUSTING!!! ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627/343 "2013-01-05T16:27:26Z")
Are we having a Gavin or a Celeste? We will know on the 15th. Cast your votes now 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627/344 "2013-01-05T16:28:28Z")
I found [this recipe](http://www.food.com/recipe/nacho-cheese-dorito-chicken-215648). I am torn between feelin’ oogy and intigued by it. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627/345 "2013-01-05T16:29:06Z")
> [@Seanette](#): > > Problem is the chips are down to crumbs. I’m trying to figure out using them as a coating on the chicken (baking seems reasonable), but I’m not sure about getting them to stick. egg wash then smash the chicken in the crumbs to get them to stick? I think the mayo would be good by itself but with the Doritos may get too greasy. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627/346 "2013-01-05T16:29:37Z")
OK, **Apes** I’ll go for Gavin if it’s a boy and Celeste if it’s a girl. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627/347 "2013-01-05T16:35:32Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > OK, **Apes** I’ll go for Gavin if it’s a boy and Celeste if it’s a girl. 😛 Ahahaha, 😛 The question is who thinks it is a boy and who thinks it is a girl. Silly **Swampy** ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627/348 "2013-01-05T16:55:31Z")
Ok, it’s a girl named Celeste Gavinelle. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627/349 "2013-01-05T17:10:11Z")
And that’s why you never ask a gay man a serious question about children. 😛 I’m voting Celeste because I really like that name. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627/350 "2013-01-05T17:19:45Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > And that’s why you never ask a gay man a serious question about children. 😛 > > I’m voting Celeste because I really like that name. LOL. I love Celeste, but I would also love a Gavin, so I don’t know what I want. ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627/351 "2013-01-05T17:25:42Z")
Sure it’s not twins again? 😃 I think the egg idea has its merits, since you probably have a point about mayo making the whole affair a bit oilier than I’d probably like. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627/352 "2013-01-05T17:39:46Z")
> [@Seanette](#): > > Sure it’s not twins again? 😃 > > I think the egg idea has its merits, since you probably have a point about mayo making the whole affair a bit oilier than I’d probably like. NOT TWINS!! I made them triple check. NOT TWINS!! ---
**Author:** ![2gigch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2gigch1/32/3313_2.png) [@2gigch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2gigch1)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627/353 "2013-01-05T17:45:06Z")
So either 1 or 3+ Got it. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627/354 "2013-01-05T17:47:10Z")
> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > How about the old coat the chicken in mayo trick? > And by the way, BANANAS ARE EVIL, FOUL, AND DISGUSTING!!! +1 Even the smell makes me nauseous. ---
**Author:** ![2gigch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2gigch1/32/3313_2.png) [@2gigch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2gigch1)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627/355 "2013-01-05T17:51:50Z")
Email I composed at work yesterday: > [@](#): > > **Please Fuel The Car** > > Three quarters of a tank - cool. > > Half a tank - grr, but I can live with that. > > Less than a quarter tank when I have to make a speed run to Calvert County - you are FREAKING\* KIDDING ME! > > Please fill 'er up. > > Thanks > > The Grumpy Photog > > - No I didn’t say freaking. Yes I did say it out loud. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627/356 "2013-01-05T17:56:11Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > NOT TWINS!! I made them triple check. NOT TWINS!! > [@2gigch1](#): > > So either 1 or 3+ > > Got it. **2gig** , you are evil! I like that… I usually have Saturdays off, but I’m afraid I won’t make it to **Moooom** ’s neck of the woods, either ☹ Just a _ **tad** _ too far out of my way… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627/357 "2013-01-05T18:06:48Z")
I made fruitcake. The fruit was marked down to .75 at the Kavanaugh Kroger. $0.75! It’s usually like fifty bucks or something. $0.75!!! As far as I know, I am the only person in North America who likes it, and it is mine, _ **ALL MINE!!**! (Cue evile laughter.)_ Oh yes, there are dates instead of nasty, evil raisins. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627/358 "2013-01-05T18:10:21Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > And that’s why you never ask a gay man a serious question about children. 😛 **WHAT?!? Swampy’s gay?** Someone had to do it. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627/359 "2013-01-05T18:32:01Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Someone had to do it. Well obviously \*you \*had to do it! 😛 Laundry is done. Dog has peed in the house twice, the brat. :mad: Lunch was the last of the N.O.T. soup. I’m about to attack the kitchen. I’s tahred - I want to nap. But I can’t - I’m making water for the fish tank water change, and if I don’t monitor it, the basement gets flooded. Good times. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627/360 "2013-01-05T18:32:47Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Someone had to do it. > [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Well obviously \*you \*had to do it! :p:rolleyes: Well, if he hadn’t, I would’ve :p:D [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-happy-new-mmp-2013/645627.md?page=19)