# Resolved: Mangetout needs to chill **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 23, 2001, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-mangetout-needs-to-chill/88979 "2001-10-23T00:00:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-mangetout-needs-to-chill/88979/21 "2001-10-23T15:58:35Z")
Well, Mangetout started it! ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-mangetout-needs-to-chill/88979/22 "2001-10-23T17:02:22Z")
**{{{NURSE RATCHET!!!}}}** I want **MY** cigarettes, please! ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-mangetout-needs-to-chill/88979/23 "2001-10-23T18:42:30Z")
You do NOT want to make me stop this car! I brought you into this world, so I can take you out of it! ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-mangetout-needs-to-chill/88979/24 "2001-10-23T19:13:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zaphod Beeblebrox \* > \*\*The mouse on this computer has been acting funny. \*\* Oh I see. A fucking comedian, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-mangetout-needs-to-chill/88979/25 "2001-10-23T19:25:50Z")
Stop TOUCHING me! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-mangetout-needs-to-chill/88979/26 "2001-10-23T19:48:10Z")
Do NOT make me come back there! ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-mangetout-needs-to-chill/88979/27 "2001-10-23T19:53:25Z")
I swear to _God_ if you kids don’t _ **shut up right this second** _ I will _ **TURN THIS THREAD AROUND AND BEAT YOU INTO NEXT TUESDAY!** _ _ **DO YOU HEAR ME!** _ Esprix ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-mangetout-needs-to-chill/88979/28 "2001-10-23T20:12:49Z")
You love **him** more than **me**. I can tell. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-mangetout-needs-to-chill/88979/29 "2001-10-23T20:13:44Z")
:nudges Ethrilist in the ribs: [sub]Don’t laugh. Seriously. Esprix just popped a gasket. \[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-mangetout-needs-to-chill/88979/30 "2001-10-23T20:18:10Z")
Mom, make her stop looking at me!!! ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-mangetout-needs-to-chill/88979/31 "2001-10-23T20:34:07Z")
Auntie Arden, whassa “blow job”? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-mangetout-needs-to-chill/88979/32 "2001-10-23T20:52:40Z")
Grandmom, Cousin lieu said mommy & daddy had to fuck to have me. Is that true? (Why couldn’t this be a joke? Why did it really have to happen? Been headed to hell since I was 7.) ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-mangetout-needs-to-chill/88979/33 "2001-10-23T21:07:35Z")
\ I have arrived! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-mangetout-needs-to-chill/88979/34 "2001-10-23T21:54:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*Auntie Arden, whassa “blow job”? \*\* According to your uncle manhattan, something he doesn’t get often enough. 😃 [In the proud tradition of my mother, I’m passing this one to someone else!] ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-mangetout-needs-to-chill/88979/35 "2001-10-23T22:00:19Z")
Are we there yet? ---
**Author:** ![Hombre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecb155/32.png) [@Hombre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hombre)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-mangetout-needs-to-chill/88979/36 "2001-10-24T06:21:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JonScribe \* > \*\*Had to be done. \*\* Where the hell are you? Dammit, man. Defend your post! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-mangetout-needs-to-chill/88979/37 "2001-10-24T06:43:15Z")
Booger. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-mangetout-needs-to-chill/88979/38 "2001-10-24T06:45:51Z")
Eeeewwwww, he wiped a booger on me! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-mangetout-needs-to-chill/88979/39 "2001-10-24T19:27:16Z")
Are we there yet? ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-mangetout-needs-to-chill/88979/40 "2001-10-24T20:47:14Z")
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