Well, Mangetout started it!
{{{NURSE RATCHET!!!}}} I want MY cigarettes, please!
You do NOT want to make me stop this car! I brought you into this world, so I can take you out of it!
Oh I see. A fucking comedian, eh?
Stop TOUCHING me!
Do NOT make me come back there!
I swear to God if you kids don’t shut up right this second I will TURN THIS THREAD AROUND AND BEAT YOU INTO NEXT TUESDAY!
DO YOU HEAR ME!
Esprix
You love him more than me.
I can tell.
:nudges Ethrilist in the ribs:
[sub]Don’t laugh. Seriously. Esprix just popped a gasket.
<chortle>[/sub]
Mom, make her stop looking at me!!!
Auntie Arden, whassa “blow job”?
Grandmom, Cousin lieu said mommy & daddy had to fuck to have me.
Is that true?
(Why couldn’t this be a joke? Why did it really have to happen? Been headed to hell since I was 7.)
<fanfare>
I have arrived!
According to your uncle manhattan, something he doesn’t get often enough.
[In the proud tradition of my mother, I’m passing this one to someone else!]
Are we there yet?
Where the hell are you? Dammit, man. Defend your post!
Booger.
Eeeewwwww, he wiped a booger on me!
Are we there yet?
::kicks the back of Michael Ellis’s chair repeatedly::
::stops::
::looks innocent::
::points at pepperlandgirl::