Resolved: People who are offended by Halloween are officially idiots.

We celebrate Day of the Dead. Its a really amazing service - the minister crafts a sermon off people’s memories of death and their loved ones. Tears running down your face as you hear the description of a terminal fifteen year old. Laughing as someone remembers their cantankerous father’s opinions on his funeral. And the alter area decorated with Day of the Dead kitsch.

Idiots, yes, it’s just plain sad, too. Is celebrating Halloween actually equivalant with devil worship?? Don’t the religiously inclined get All Saints Day and All Souls Day to spend in church? I don’t care if fundies want to hold “Harvest Festivals”, but ‘come dressed as your favorite Saint’ - that must be a sight! Seeing as how many saints have met gruesome demises, I’ll wager some of those costumes might blend right in with Halloween. (I was once forced to attend religious ed classes after school at a nearby Catholic school, St. Cecilia’s. I kid you not, at the end of the hallway was a life size plaster statue of this saint, lying on a platform, with her throat clearly cut and blood dripping on the floor! :eek: Creeped me out… What’s WITH that, anyway???)

Yes, but they don’t realize it. Having been in those kidns of churches, its easy to get caught up in it, but really. Most are brought up to know its costumes and candy. Though i don’t care for scary costumes, I like weirdness, such as santa, easter bunny, or billy mays.

I don’t know who are the bigger idiots; the people who are offended by Hitler costumes, or the people who wear them.

The people who are offended by them need to get some perspective, or at least a hobb.

Whereas, the people who wear them seem to think they’re being exceptionally edgy, original, and funny, not realizing they’re not any of those, and in fact, they could achieve their true goal just by running down the street yelling “Look at me! Look at me!”.

My old elementary school banned Halloween costumes after a Jehovah’s Witness parent complained. So everyone suffered because one cult member complained.

Mmmmmmmmmm…Ham train…

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From those wonderful folks at Sadly, No!

I’m not going to tell you how crazy this bitch is, because you wouldn’t fucking believe me.

Oh, OK, here’s a taste, you’re too lazy or too chicken to click the linky…

But wait, there’s more!

Hooo, doggies!

They’re just pissy because nobody gives them candy when they go door to door.

Halloween has become more popular over here in recent years, although there’s no trick-or-treating. It’s mostly adult parties and theme nights in the bars. But still, we’re getting more letters to the editor in the Bangkok newspapers from fundie Americans decrying the Satan worship. :rolleyes:

Yes, as I was gleefully lighting our jack-o-lanterns last night, our neighbor felt compelled to tell me they are Christians and that her husband thinks Halloween is evil, though she likes it, and she and the kids all dress up and trick or treat.

She also seems to fear that we are pagans or devil worshippers. I guess because we wear a lot of black and don’t go to church. We’re dull as can be–work, raise kids, do chores, but we’re somehow scary and possibly satanic.

Now that’s doubly bizarre. You have the weird belief that you may be a devil worshipper. And then despite the fact the husband truly believes Halloween is evil, he lets his kids dress up and go out for it. True, only a shlub would take Halloween that seriously, but if you DID take it that seriously, really and truly did, why would you let your children participate??

The difference being…?

Mais oui, Starské et Outch, zey possess a certain… je ne me baigne pas, n’est-ce pas?

I bet they also got angry when many JW realized that wanting to be a vampire on Halloween was a double no no.

That would make AWESOME porn!

It’s all three holidays so Happy Cthulhu-St.Clements-Calvin Day!

Apparently, this already exists. Why I thought it would be a good idea to look this up, I do not know.

Demon porn.

You’re familiar with Rule 34, right? :slight_smile:

Most of the churches in my area refer to their Halloween celebrations as “Harvest Festival” or “Trunk or Treat” (where the kids visit cars in the church parking lot rather than going door-to-door). We even had “Halloween treats” at work on Friday, though most of the women (yes, it was only the women who were expected to provide food!) prepared breakfast foods rather than traditional Halloween goodies.

Candy prayed over by witches? No wonder those damned peanut butter cups are so freaking addicting!

He thinks the kids will hex him if he says no?
“No trick or treating for you, Damien!”

ominous Latin chanting starts in the background