# Resolved: Shot From Guns is a whiner. Here's a pit thread to argue the question... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 10, 2010, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244 "2010-11-10T23:27:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244/121 "2010-11-12T19:47:10Z")
Why is it that everywhere I go on the internet, people photoshop porn of me? And then I \*never \*get a cut of the proceeds? ---
**Author:** ![villa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc79bd/32.png) [@villa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/villa)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244/122 "2010-11-12T19:56:45Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Why is it that everywhere I go on the internet, people photoshop porn of me? And then I \*never \*get a cut of the proceeds? Because the porn you actually took part in is, you know, kinda vanilla and boring. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244/123 "2010-11-12T19:59:02Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Why is it that everywhere I go on the internet, people photoshop porn of me? And then I \*never \*get a cut of the proceeds? Because it’s the internet? ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244/124 "2010-11-12T20:39:09Z")
There really doesn’t need to be a question mark there, **RNATB**. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Hamsandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4bbf92/32.png) [@Darth\_Hamsandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Hamsandwich)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244/125 "2010-11-12T20:50:10Z")
SFG advised me on how to set up my anchor text. So my acrid semen stands to attention. > [@](#): > > Average volume of semen per ejaculation: 2 to 6 ml \* Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 \* Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 17 liters or 18 quarts \* Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 \* Average duration of orgasm: 4 seconds \* Average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a healthy man: 40 to 600 million \* Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 7.5-10 centimeters or 3-4 inches \* Sperm lifespan: 2.5 months from development to ejaculation \* Sperm lifespan after ejaculation: 30 seconds to 6 days depending on conditions My acrid semen and Johnny Walker SALUTE! ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244/126 "2010-11-12T21:02:21Z")
… What? ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244/127 "2010-11-12T21:02:58Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > … What? He wants to put it inside your body. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Hamsandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4bbf92/32.png) [@Darth\_Hamsandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Hamsandwich)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244/128 "2010-11-12T21:05:54Z")
> [@Bosstone](#): > > He wants to put it inside your body. Friggin Swede, its already OUTSIDE my body. You Friggen Swede. She helped me out once with how to place anchor text. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244/129 "2010-11-12T21:15:39Z")
Why am I the \*only person \*who’s not drunk posting today? ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244/130 "2010-11-12T21:16:23Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Why am I the \*only person \*who’s not drunk posting today? I don’t know. Why are you? Get some damn booze and get back to us. Wait, never mind, that OP you just posted suggests you got started already. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244/131 "2010-11-12T21:20:41Z")
There’s even beer in the office fridge. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244/132 "2010-11-12T21:41:29Z")
Yeah, but you know how Dave hates it when people take his shit from the fridge without asking. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244/133 "2010-11-12T21:46:45Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Why am I the \*only person \*who’s not drunk posting today? I am not drunk posting. I’m naturally weird. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244/134 "2010-11-12T21:47:18Z")
Actually, it’s communal beer that was purchased on my corporate card for an office party. Wait, no, I lied, it went on our office leader’s corporate card. Same dif, though. It’s free-for-all beer. ETA@ **Skald** : Well why the fuck not? I don’t want to see your ass back in here until you’re rambling incoherently, mister. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244/135 "2010-11-12T21:50:00Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Actually, it’s communal beer that was purchased on my corporate card for an office party. Wait, no, I lied, it went on our office leader’s corporate card. Same dif, though. It’s free-for-all beer. > > ETA@ **Skald** : > > Well why the fuck not? I don’t want to see your ass back in here until you’re rambling incoherently, mister. Rhymers don’t get drunk. It is an offense to Athena. When you become the wise, beautiful, and at times awesomely vicious god I worship, let me know. ---
**Author:** ![kushiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbce88/32.png) [@kushiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kushiel)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244/136 "2010-11-12T21:50:04Z")
Goddamnit people, I was ready to come in here and proclaim that anyone who bitches about **SFG** has obviously never read the Warcraft thread. Chick is awesome and helpful and never bitches us out even when we ask stupid questions. But it appears there are many defenders here, so I’ll just sod off and get my ass back to work. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244/137 "2010-11-12T21:52:45Z")
Fuck Warcraft. And its little dog, too! ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244/138 "2010-11-12T22:00:09Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > When you become the wise, beautiful, and at times awesomely vicious god I worship, let me know. It happened last week. Sorry. > [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Fuck Warcraft. And its little dog, too! WoW doesn’t have dogs. Not until the expansion, anyway, so you’ve got another three and a half weeks to wait. ---
**Author:** ![kushiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbce88/32.png) [@kushiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kushiel)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244/139 "2010-11-12T22:02:44Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > It happened last week. Sorry. > > WoW doesn’t have dogs. Not until the expansion, anyway, so you’ve got another three and a half weeks to wait. Furry Friday, yiff yiff yiff! If you really want to know, which you probably don’t, that was a common phrase shouted out by the kid with Asperger’s in my college classes. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244/140 "2010-11-12T22:07:04Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > It happened last week. Sorry. Blasphemer! I love you too much to punish you for this, rest assured the people of Bemidji minnesota, shall suffer for your impertinence. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-shot-from-guns-is-a-whiner-heres-a-pit-thread-to-argue-the-question/560244.md?page=8)