# Resolved: there is no such thing as "gay sex" **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 16, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589 "2003-11-16T21:21:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/41 "2003-11-18T17:17:09Z")
Slightly OT: [the Supreme Court of Massachusetts has delcared the gay marriage ban unconstitutional](http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/2645605/detail.html)! ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/42 "2003-11-19T06:59:33Z")
You know what, sweetheart? Imago continue to call my bedroom activities “hot lesbo loving” with or without your approval. ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/43 "2003-11-19T21:03:11Z")
WWBCD?\* \*What Would Bill Clinton Do? I figure that in a thread on the definition of what is and is not sex, we should look to the man who has previously given a great deal of thought to this matter. ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/44 "2003-11-20T02:58:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CarnalK \* > \*\*Well, if a guy made love to a woman while reciting poetry on a bed sorrounded by bouquets of liles- that would be pretty gay. At least, that’s what my inner 12-year old says. \*\* “You kissed a girl? That’s _so_ gay!” ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/45 "2003-11-20T03:51:16Z")
> [@](#): > > The gay guy doesn’t use his teeth. > > **d&r** > [@](#): > > This is easy. The straight woman will stop every few minutes to share another interesting anecdote about her day, ultimately pausing just before the critical moment to remark that it seems to be taking a long time. I just love how, in a thread whose OP (however badly worded) is about busting stereotypes and/or discriminatory behaviour folks pop out of the woodwork to slam other folk. Some of we straight women do just fine going down, thank you very much! I’ll see you your “we don’t use teeth” and raise you a face full of beard stubble. Or, I can use my face to stroke against my man’s penis without scouring him raw with 5 O’Clock shadow. So there! pttttttttthhhbbbbbtttt! ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/46 "2003-11-20T03:56:00Z")
I will continue to call my bedroom activities “hot lesbian loving,” thank you very much. ---
**Author:** ![Manhood1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e480ec/32.png) [@Manhood1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manhood1)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/47 "2011-08-07T06:28:01Z")
> [@nisosbar](#): > > There can be sex between gays; there can be gays engaging in sex; there can even be specific sexual acts (anal intercourse, fellatio, mutual masturbation, etc.) in which gays may engage if they so choose. But there is NO SUCH THING AS “GAY SEX” > > no matter how many times George Will makes reference to it in his columns (decrying Supreme Court rulings and what have you) > > and yes, there is such a thing as 69’ing, during which each party performs oral intercourse on the other party simultaneously, but then that’s two instances of the same sexual act, not a single act of gender-specific sex. There is no separate human gender as ‘gay’ … ‘gay’ is a figment of the western imagination. It actually means ‘third gender’ … so gays are not men who like men. Gays are third genders (female inside male bodies) that like men. Gays are different than men liking men. There is no such thing as gay identity. Although sexual preference makes sense, sexual identities don’t. They only refer to gender identity (third gender = gay; manhood = straight). > **[Sign in - Google Accounts](https://accounts.google.com/v3/signin/identifier?continue=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.blogger.com%2Fblogin%3Fu%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fyouth-masculinity.blogspot.com%2F&followup=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.blogger.com%2Fblogin%3Fu%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fyouth-masculinity.blogspot.com%2F&ifkv=AdBytiN9vJJ1rcQpZFkoWQuRdps35SyhCHe_gcynGbGhoOr071QMeivDJKTAHIxsov4ijxe3GmW4&passive=1209600&flowName=GlifWebSignIn&flowEntry=ServiceLogin&dsh=S1561372625%3A1756107661192435)** [Gay means third genders who like men, not ‘men who like men.’](http://men-masculinity.newsvine.com/_news/2011/04/10/6446511-gay-means-third-genders-who-like-men-not-men-who-like-men) [Sexual Orientation is an oppressive and bogus western concept](http://men-masculinity.newsvine.com/_news/2011/04/07/6425036-sexual-orientation-is-an-oppressive-and-bogus-western-concept) [Straighhood is about ‘manhood,’ only wrongly defined as ‘heterosexual’ (reedited)](http://men-masculinity.newsvine.com/) [It’s about gender, not sexuality …](http://men-masculinity.newsvine.com/_news/2011/03/13/6258528-its-about-gender-not-sexuality) ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/48 "2011-08-07T06:32:08Z")
Two things I’d like to point out to you, **Manhood** : 1. This thread is eight years old. 2. You are a big ol’ bucket of crazy. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/49 "2011-08-07T06:41:32Z")
Use the dark side of the Mod Force, oh Sith Mod, and smack this thread with your light saber, or your death star, or something… Pretty please? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/50 "2011-08-07T06:55:40Z")
[del]Heh…how often does one get to tell a moderator not to post insults outside the Pit? :)[/del] :smack: Never mind. And I kind of miss **andygirl**. And **Doobieous**. And any number of the Queer Contingent that used to post here and doesn’t anymore. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/51 "2011-08-07T07:46:48Z")
I dunno why there’s the need to categorize stuff like this. Or if you must, use “normal sex” and “prison sex”. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/52 "2011-08-07T07:47:54Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > [del]Heh…how often does one get to tell a moderator not to post insults outside the Pit? :)[/del] :smack: Never mind. Ha-ha! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/53 "2011-08-07T13:53:31Z")
What about gay zombie sex? ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/54 "2011-08-07T14:20:35Z")
Fabulous braaaaaains! ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/55 "2011-08-07T14:23:23Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Ha-ha! I seriously have no idea how I managed to be reading in the Pit and simultaneously being absolutely unaware of it. ---
**Author:** ![Implicit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Implicit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Implicit)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/56 "2011-08-07T14:26:05Z")
Manhood Threatened by Zombie… news from the closet at 11. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/57 "2011-08-07T14:41:06Z")
Throbbing Brainsssss ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/58 "2011-08-07T14:44:40Z")
Sword fight! ---
**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/59 "2011-08-07T14:52:41Z")
[Homer Simpson] mmmmm, gay zombie sex. _drools_ [/Homer Simpson] ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/60 "2011-08-07T15:01:58Z")
> [@Implicit](#): > > Manhood Threatened by Zombie… news from the closet at 11. You win. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589.md?page=4)