# Resolved: there is no such thing as "gay sex" **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 16, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589 "2003-11-16T21:21:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/81 "2012-03-08T18:41:16Z")
> [@Dissonance](#): > > If two zombies are doing it but balls don’t touch is it gay necrophilia? It depends on who’s eating who. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/82 "2012-03-08T18:47:31Z")
OK, if someone had taken bets on who would have been banned first, how many people would have seriously taken **Diogenes** over **Manhood1**? [off-topic]One of the most interesting things about zombie threads is seeing how many people have been banned in the history of this board. In some zombie threads half of the posters have been banned. [/off-topic] ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/83 "2012-03-08T18:48:01Z")
> [@Manhood1](#): > > The western society runs on “might is right” – only its done in a very sophisticated way. > And, the so-called ‘gays’ have been given the control (might) over the human attribute of men’s need for men on a platter by a deeply manipulative society with an inhuman hostility towards sexuality between men. This is part of disempowering man’s need for men, so that men may be made ‘heterosexual.’ > So, I’m not surprised that on a gay forum, all kinds of sexual freaks that thrive on the (stolen) identity of ‘men who have sex with men’ – when they’re individuals who lack social manhood, and are for all practical purposes seen as ‘third genders’ and not men, in their own society. Even though, at the outset, the western society doesn’t make any distinction between ‘men’ and 'males who are merely born with male genitals but have inadequate male gender orientation." > It’s the same process at Wikipedia, another western forum, where the LGBT community has been given control over anything that has to do with intimacy between men, and they make sure that they don’t give space to anything that strikes at the base of the ‘gay’ theory. > It’s not surprising at all, that ‘gays’ hate any attempt to question the western concept of ‘homosexuality’ and ‘sexual orientation.’ This is my favoritest post of the day. There is nothing in it that falls short of brilliance. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/84 "2012-03-08T19:02:19Z")
> [@andros](#): > > This is my favoritest post of the day. There is nothing in it that falls short of brilliance. I can only fault your punctuation and capitalization. Here, let me fix it for you: This is my favoritest post of the day. There is nothing in it. That falls short of brilliance. That’s better. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/85 "2012-03-08T19:02:48Z")
Gay Zombie Thread II: Electric Boogaloo ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/86 "2012-03-08T19:20:08Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > I can only fault your punctuation and capitalization. Here, let me fix it for you: > > This is my favoritest post of the day. There is nothing in it. That falls short of brilliance. > > That’s better. Pffft. Naysayer. You just don’t understand _art_. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/87 "2012-03-08T19:29:41Z")
> [@andros](#): > > You just don’t understand _art_. Is he ‘gay’? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/88 "2012-03-08T19:37:37Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > What about gay zombie sex? It’s all fun and games, until your penis falls off. “Braaains, braaains, _braaiiiins_-” _\_ “Ohhh, nooo!” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/89 "2012-03-08T19:44:29Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > It’s all fun and games, until your penis falls off. > > “Braaains, braaains, _braaiiiins_-” > > _\_ > > “Ohhh, nooo!” You gonna eat that? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/90 "2012-03-08T19:45:21Z")
What did the zombie say to the prostitute? “Keep the tip.” ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/91 "2012-03-08T19:54:45Z")
I read the whole thread; it’s been eight years, and I _still_ have no idea what it is about. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/92 "2012-03-08T19:55:36Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > I read the whole thread; it’s been eight years, and I _still_ have no idea what it is about. Gay zombie sex. Duh! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/93 "2012-03-08T20:02:35Z")
> [@andros](#): > > Pffft. Naysayer. You just don’t understand _art_. Is ‘Art’ **Manhood1** ’s first name IRL? Because no question, I don’t understand him. > [@Walmarticus](#): > > They’re my adjectives, I’ll use them as I please. Can I borrow some of them every now and then? No fair hogging all the good ones! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/94 "2012-03-08T20:49:06Z")
“We’ll still have sex after we are dead, we just won’t be able to feel anything” - Lily Tomlin (attributed because sure as hell, some smartass will remember and bust me for it…) ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/95 "2012-03-09T02:05:19Z")
I look forward to Manhood1’s next installment of this thesis, some time around late August. ---
**Author:** ![urban1a](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e47c2d/32.png) [@urban1a](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/urban1a)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/96 "2012-03-09T03:35:39Z")
I got down to the third or fourth post and thought, oh, great, **matt\_mcl** is back. Gotta check dates more often. Bob ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/97 "2012-03-09T03:42:55Z")
He went somewhere? ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/98 "2012-03-09T06:55:27Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > I can only fault your punctuation and capitalization. Here, let me fix it for you: > > This is my favoritest post of the day. There is nothing in it. That falls short of brilliance. > > That’s better. Quoted for brilliance. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/99 "2012-03-09T15:43:38Z")
> [@\_possum\_stalker](#): > > Do you mean they’re both so drunk they think they are sucking a woman’s penis? That was _YOU?_ ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589/100 "2012-03-09T16:32:25Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > I look forward to Manhood1’s next installment of this thesis, some time around late August. I feel sorry for him. He’s gay but has somewhere has it ingrained in him that he can’t be both gay and a man. That’s really sad. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resolved-there-is-no-such-thing-as-gay-sex/213589.md?page=6)