# Respond to a thread without reading more than the title.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-a-thread-without-reading-more-than-the-title/452805>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 13, 2008, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-a-thread-without-reading-more-than-the-title/452805 "2008-06-13T14:38:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-a-thread-without-reading-more-than-the-title/452805/21 "2008-06-13T20:05:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]  
[Mean Gin drinks](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=469109)

If Gin didn’t drink, maybe she wouldn’t be so mean.  
[/QUOTE]

Mean Gene dances

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**Author:** ![Pithy\_Moniker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8dc957/32.png) [@Pithy\_Moniker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pithy_Moniker)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-a-thread-without-reading-more-than-the-title/452805/22 "2008-06-13T20:23:11Z")

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[What would a magnet do to my laptop?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=471655)

Stick to the metal bits.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-a-thread-without-reading-more-than-the-title/452805/23 "2008-06-13T21:07:05Z")

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[How do I get the smell of cigarette smoke out of old postcards?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=471603)

Burn them.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-a-thread-without-reading-more-than-the-title/452805/24 "2008-06-13T21:24:13Z")

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[The Beatles Fued [Closed]](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=471287)

Well, dammit. There’s only two of them left. Paul & Ringo are not feuding. Stop the presses!

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**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-a-thread-without-reading-more-than-the-title/452805/25 "2008-06-13T22:04:39Z")

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From General Questions:

**Why don’t we put a comma in the year? (i.e., 2008, not 2,008)**

What would it hurt if we did? “The, year”

**Is a Refrigerator Running for 46 Years Safe?**

If the ump doesn’t call him out, he is, but damn, that would sure be a slow game!

**Please, tell me you can’t do this! (Warm Refrigerator)**

Do what? Run it for 46 years?

**What would a magnet do to my laptop?**

My guess is that it would probably f\*ck it up really bad.

**What are “Black Churches” really like?**

Probably hotter, as I imagine that the dark paint absorbs more heat.

**Do seagulls ever perch on trees?**

No, because then they’d be treegulls.

From In My Humble Opinion:

**What does “marriage” mean to you?**

Something that will never happen for me, and the more stories I hear about divorce, infidelity, asshole husbands and bitchy wives, the gladder I am to be single.

From Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS):

**I just got spam from the Catholic Church!**

Is it the plain stuff or the extra spicy variety?

From The BBQ Pit:

**I’m done with my sister**  
Can I have her?

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-a-thread-without-reading-more-than-the-title/452805/26 "2008-06-13T22:07:20Z")

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[US OPEN thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=471553)

Okay, I opened it. Now what?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-a-thread-without-reading-more-than-the-title/452805/27 "2008-06-13T22:22:26Z")

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[US OPEN thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=471553)

Worst. Immigration policy. Ever.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-a-thread-without-reading-more-than-the-title/452805/28 "2008-06-13T23:32:14Z")

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[How can they run MRI’s in a crowded hospital?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=471739)

They keep the crowds out of that room.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-a-thread-without-reading-more-than-the-title/452805/29 "2008-06-13T23:34:46Z")

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[Air compressor swapability](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=471711)

I’ll give you three Bazooka Joe comics for it.

[Can you identify this tree?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=471709)

The Larch.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-a-thread-without-reading-more-than-the-title/452805/30 "2008-06-13T23:52:59Z")

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[Fsck the BBC](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=471680)

Fsck 'em! Fsck 'em right in the esr!

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-a-thread-without-reading-more-than-the-title/452805/31 "2008-06-14T00:16:04Z")

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[McCain Gaffe Thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=471442)

I’m sure he doesn’t need us to supply 'em – he can come with 'em on his own.

[How Close Will The Election Be](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=471721)?

Oh, I’d say in about five months.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-a-thread-without-reading-more-than-the-title/452805/32 "2008-06-14T00:33:55Z")

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[How Close Will The Election Be](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=471721)

Far away, across the ocean.

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**Author:** ![Stealth\_Potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Stealth\_Potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stealth_Potato)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-a-thread-without-reading-more-than-the-title/452805/33 "2008-06-14T00:36:57Z")

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I totally disagree. Bicycle pants have **no** place in civilized society.

**Re:** Post #17: Heh, yeah, my cat used to do that.

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**Author:** ![Stealth\_Potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Stealth\_Potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stealth_Potato)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-a-thread-without-reading-more-than-the-title/452805/34 "2008-06-14T00:39:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Mr Bus Guy]  
That as the cat that was spending evenings keeping warm under your hood being mauled when you started the car.  
[/QUOTE]

ROFL. I literally wrote my reply without reading anything in this thread. I had no idea how appropriate my “response” to post 17 would be. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-a-thread-without-reading-more-than-the-title/452805/35 "2008-06-14T12:39:32Z")

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[Two days to kill in Dallas/Fort Worth. What should I do?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=471401)

Please tell me your name is not Lee Harvey Oswald and it is not November 21, 1963.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-a-thread-without-reading-more-than-the-title/452805/36 "2008-06-14T13:47:16Z")

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[Life in 2364](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=471624)

It would be a lot better if the people in 2366 didn’t make so much noise.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-a-thread-without-reading-more-than-the-title/452805/37 "2008-06-14T15:58:29Z")

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[You’re proud of _that_??](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=9904502#post9904502)

Yeah, well, it \*is \*a big one!

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-a-thread-without-reading-more-than-the-title/452805/38 "2008-06-14T16:27:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Khadaji]  
[You’re proud of _that_??](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=9904502#post9904502)

Yeah, well, it \*is \*a big one!  
[/QUOTE]  
I would suggest you promptly go and read post #2 in that thread. 😉

[What Was Dr. Jekyll’s Secret Vice](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=471764)

Let’s just say he and Mr. Hyde never completed the “chocolate in my peanut butter/peanut in my chocolate” exchange.

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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-a-thread-without-reading-more-than-the-title/452805/39 "2008-06-14T17:15:23Z")

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**Please, tell me you can’t do this! (Warm Refrigerator)**

“You can’t do this, Warm Refrigerator.”

**Damnit, the neighbors gave us rhubarb.**

My mind wants to stick “the” in there, so my answer would be, “How rude.” 😃

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-a-thread-without-reading-more-than-the-title/452805/40 "2008-06-14T17:25:49Z")

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[Family moves into puzzle–amazing story](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=471705)

Someone constructed a one-story dwelling out of jigsaw pieces? That _is_ amazing!

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