# Respond to this! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 17, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-this/93867 "2001-11-17T02:32:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-this/93867/1 "2001-11-17T02:32:09Z")
I dare you. … … My cat’s food smells like cat breath. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-this/93867/2 "2001-11-17T02:36:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*My cat’s food smells like cat breath. \*\* Yeah and for some reason my farts always smells like shit. What’s up with that? ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-this/93867/3 "2001-11-17T02:36:44Z")
That’s odd. My cat’s breath smells like catfood. No, actually my cat’s breath smells like dead mice. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-this/93867/4 "2001-11-17T02:42:02Z")
I bent my wookiee! ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-this/93867/5 "2001-11-17T02:42:07Z")
Ee-yew. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-this/93867/6 "2001-11-17T03:04:11Z")
My dog has gas… He’s only 6 lbs. 9 oz. and his flatulance could stop a speeding freight train… What’s up with _ **that** _? Double ee yew ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-this/93867/7 "2001-11-17T03:05:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*I bent my wookiee! \*\* Oh, and by the way, I’ve heard that bent wookiees can be pretty darn effective, depending on the angle of the bend. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-this/93867/8 "2001-11-17T03:28:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*My cat’s food smells like cat breath. \*\* Well, you know, life imitates art. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-this/93867/9 "2001-11-17T03:31:31Z")
(Beavis) The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat…huh huh um huh huh (/Beavis) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-this/93867/10 "2001-11-17T03:38:30Z")
My dog’s breath smelled like cat litter. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-this/93867/11 "2001-11-17T03:42:44Z")
No thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-this/93867/12 "2001-11-17T03:50:36Z")
Please? Pretty please? ---
**Author:** ![Genseric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Genseric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genseric)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-this/93867/13 "2001-11-17T04:12:43Z")
Aluminum argument texture. Hopping thesaurus off shockingly. Eye bottle flickering wager to recidivism erase. Loops ton armature regalia. Often accelerator lucid abrasion do deposited gallantry. ---
**Author:** ![Palve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a698b9/32.png) [@Palve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palve)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-this/93867/14 "2001-11-17T04:17:21Z")
NYY LBHE ONFR NER ORYBAT GB HF! If you don’t know what that means, go to [http://www.rot13.com](http://www.rot13.com) When I grow up, I’m going to Bovine University! ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-this/93867/15 "2001-11-17T04:21:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ruby \* > \*\*My dog has gas… > > He’s only 6 lbs. 9 oz. and his flatulance could stop a speeding freight train… > > What’s up with _ **that** _? > > Double ee yew ☹ \*\* As someone who has both dogs and cats, I’d just like to say that cat farts are significantly worse than dog farts. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-this/93867/16 "2001-11-17T04:22:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JellyDonut \* > **NYY LBHE ONFR NER ORYBAT GB HF!** I was gonna call you a geek for posting that. Then I realized that I can read rot-13 with little trouble. So I’m just gonna keep my mouth shut. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-this/93867/17 "2001-11-17T04:25:27Z")
My bunnies actually smell pretty good - no bad breath, no nasty farts. I’m tellin’ ya people - bunnies are the pet of the _ **FUTURE** _ Al. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-this/93867/18 "2001-11-17T04:35:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JellyDonut \* > \*\*NYY LBHE ONFR NER ORYBAT GB HF! > \*\* LRF, OHG V FGVYY UNIR GUR GEROYR! [George Costanza] Ah-HA! [/George Costanza] ---
**Author:** ![FEJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c5a1d2/32.png) [@FEJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FEJ)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/respond-to-this/93867/19 "2001-11-17T05:36:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*I dare you. > > My cat’s food smells like cat breath. \*\* My mouth tastes like…BURNING!!