# Restaurants you don't like **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 2, 2007, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419 "2007-04-02T13:50:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419/122 "2007-04-05T20:44:54Z")
[QUOTE=tremorviolet] Houston’s got my least favorite restaraunt: Pancho’s Mexican Buffet. Wound up stuck at one when our car broke down on the highway. It was horrid, nasty, bland, greasy Tex-Mex. Worst Mexican I’ve ever had (and that includes in Florida which does have some pretty bad Mexican as well). [/QUOTE] Panchos! Yow! Cars do tend to break down at the least convenient places and/or times. ---
**Author:** ![flickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@flickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flickster)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2007, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419/123 "2007-04-06T02:59:11Z")
[QUOTE=Bridget Burke] Panchos! Yow! Cars do tend to break down at the least convenient places and/or times. [/QUOTE] Where is this culinary disaster so I can be sure to steer clear of the area? Was just sticking with cold beer an option (after all doesn’t sound like driving was going to be a concern)? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2007, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419/124 "2007-04-06T04:33:32Z")
[QUOTE=flickster] I love that mustard based goodness found in South Carolina. Pork on the grill and mustard BBQ sauce - mmmmm Currently reside in Texas and have grown very fond of beef brisket but I’ll always retain my love for grilled or BBQ pork. Bring on the country style or baby back ribs 🙂 [/QUOTE] Texas barbeque is great, I’ll give it that. I was surprised to learn that there’s barbeque joints in Canada! Some Canadian friends here have assured me that it’s popular there. They didn’t seem to be pulling my leg. One insists he grew up on the stuff. ---
**Author:** ![tremorviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@tremorviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tremorviolet)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2007, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419/125 "2007-04-06T15:49:02Z")
[QUOTE=flickster] Where is this culinary disaster so I can be sure to steer clear of the area? Was just sticking with cold beer an option (after all doesn’t sound like driving was going to be a concern)? [/QUOTE] The one we were at was along one of the SE loop roads between 45 and 10. It was actually during that tornado storm that blew in one Saturday about two years ago. The carburator got wet and we needed a place to wait while we let it dry out plus we were starving 'cause we were on our way back from a regatta down at Mud Lake. We figured, hey, Tex-Mex is always edible. Wrong. Lots of congealed queso and grease. The one redeeming thing was free sopapillos which I never see in Texas. ---
**Author:** ![Cattitude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@Cattitude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cattitude)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419/126 "2007-04-07T00:30:11Z")
[QUOTE=Giraffe] The few times I’ve eaten at Applebee’s I’ve been amazed at how bad it was. Even compared to similar chain restaurants (TGIFriday’s, Chili’s, etc.) the food was simply terrible. I don’t understand how they’re still in business. [/QUOTE] I agree, Applebees is awful. It is below mediocre, just blech. Once my SO and I went, only once mind you, and we ordered wings. They were practically raw and we had specifically asked for them to be cooked EXTRA WELL DONE. Yuck, nothing more disgusting than undercooked chicken. ---
**Author:** ![dinahmoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dinahmoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dinahmoe)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419/127 "2007-04-07T01:46:42Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] The thing is, at least in my part of New England, some of the pudunkiest of poor excuses for non-towns have wonderful restaurants. As a cite, I give you the Eagle Inn in Rowley, MA. (Where?) And of course the Wayside Inn in Sudbury, right next to the one-room schoolhouse where Mary brought her Little Lamb. [/QUOTE] You just reminded me of my favorite restaurant ever, the 1640 Hart House, in Ipswich. Yeah, I hit my head on every doorway (I’m 5’10" and the place was really built in 1640), but the food is divine. ---
**Author:** ![aktep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f0a364/32.png) [@aktep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aktep)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419/128 "2007-04-07T03:05:02Z")
[QUOTE=tremorviolet] Houston’s got my least favorite restaraunt: Pancho’s Mexican Buffet. Wound up stuck at one when our car broke down on the highway. It was horrid, nasty, bland, greasy Tex-Mex. Worst Mexican I’ve ever had (and that includes in Florida which does have some pretty bad Mexican as well). [/QUOTE] You might remember that Pancho’s opened a couple of restaurants in the Austin area a few years ago, after having been out of the market for over 20 years. Both restaurants had lines out the door and around the building when they opened, with everyone reminiscing about how they loved Pancho’s in their youths. It didn’t take long for nostalgia to wear off and patrons to realize that there were about 5,000 other places to get better Mexican food around here. IIRC, both locations closed in less than a year. You said you don’t see free sopapillas in Texas. Is it just the free you don’t see? Because I see cheap sopapillas all the time. ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419/129 "2007-04-07T14:07:14Z")
Ah. Mustard makes me feel pukey if I as much as smell it. Maybe this is just my problem. But I still think…mustard? Barbecue? WTF??? ---
**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419/130 "2007-04-07T14:16:04Z")
I took my kids to a Long John Silver’s fast food seafood once. On the way in, I was telling the kids that I had not eaten there in years (of course, now I remember why I hadn’t eaten there in years- the food is awful). Anyway, it spawned a new game amongst the kids called “Let’s Describe Long Jonh Silver’s Food.” They then begin to call out adjectives: “Greasy!” "Gooey! “Slimey!” “Stale!” “Chewy!” “Salty!” etc. It’s kinda funny how long this game can go on. ---
**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419/131 "2007-04-07T14:20:07Z")
[QUOTE=tremorviolet] Houston’s got my least favorite restaraunt: Pancho’s Mexican Buffet. Wound up stuck at one when our car broke down on the highway. It was horrid, nasty, bland, greasy Tex-Mex. Worst Mexican I’ve ever had (and that includes in Florida which does have some pretty bad Mexican as well). [/QUOTE] We went there once to try the place, and decided immediately that the patrons were too obese for us to be able to eat there again. That was before we even ate anything! ---
**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419/132 "2007-04-07T17:29:09Z")
I have never gotten a decent meal at Don Pablo’s. My God, that place sucks. I would honestly rather be eating at Taco Bell, where at least I’m pretty sure my taco isn’t microwaved, and where I’m only paying $3 for the meal. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419/133 "2007-04-07T17:44:07Z")
On the Border is a basic, bland sit-down Mexican place, similar to Don Pablo’s, but I still had good experiences with the one in Gainesville, Florida. The servers were all fantastic, a cut above the mediocre service we usually got in that college town. I love their jalapeno vinaigrette salad dressing, and once asked my server if I could buy a cup of it to go, to use on my salads at home. The guy went and filled an extra-large to-go styrofoam drink cup with the dressing, and didn’t even charge me since I had ordered a soda with my meal! Of course I left him a HUGE cash tip. Another time some friends threw a surprise birthday party for me there, and we were all treated like royalty. ---
**Author:** ![flickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@flickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flickster)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419/134 "2007-04-07T20:32:13Z")
[QUOTE=Ca3799] We went there once to try the place, and decided immediately that the patrons were too obese for us to be able to eat there again. That was before we even ate anything! [/QUOTE] Well, that’s an interesting way to rate a restaurant :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419/135 "2007-04-07T21:29:49Z")
[QUOTE=Ca3799] I took my kids to a Long John Silver’s fast food seafood once. On the way in, I was telling the kids that I had not eaten there in years (of course, now I remember why I hadn’t eaten there in years- the food is awful). Anyway, it spawned a new game amongst the kids called “Let’s Describe Long Jonh Silver’s Food.” They then begin to call out adjectives: “Greasy!” "Gooey! “Slimey!” “Stale!” “Chewy!” “Salty!” etc. It’s kinda funny how long this game can go on. [/QUOTE] Except for salty, I’ve never encountered any of those adjectives with Long John Silver’s. Most of the LJS’s in our area have died out, but I think they had some pretty damn good fish (and chicken) for a chain seafood place (in fact, it’s often cited on the foodie boards as being an example of a very good fast food). Usually, the fish is perfectly crispy with the thinnest, yummiest, tempura-like breading on it. And those left over crumbs of deep-fried batter that end up at the bottom of your box, delish! edit: Doesn’t your fish come made-to-order when you go to an LJS? If it doesn’t, then that’s part of the problem. ---
**Author:** ![Wendell\_Wagner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8491ac/32.png) [@Wendell\_Wagner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wendell_Wagner)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419/136 "2007-04-07T21:42:15Z")
Colophon writes: \> Seems to me that if you want to eat out in most parts of America, you can \> choose between maybe a dozen different chain restaurants, most of them \> cruddy. Don’t you have real, locally owned restaurants anywhere? This thread is full of wild exaggeration. The situation in the U.S. is very mixed. There are lots of good restaurants. There are lots of bad restaurants. Some places seem to only have chain restaurants, but other places have many good local restaurants. ---
**Author:** ![Gentle\_Robot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gentle\_Robot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gentle_Robot)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419/137 "2007-04-07T22:28:44Z")
No place has _only_ chain restaurants. I live in chain-town (as far as retail, burger joints, service) and there are still plenty of local restaurants. Applebee’s. The service sucks and the food is overpriced. I’d sworn off sitdown restaurant chains, but people keep buying me goddamn gift cards. There are two local places my girlfriend’s school friends took us and they were utter crap. I can’t stand Italian restaurants. I can make spaghetti. It’s dead easy. It shouldn’t cost $12. One place the waitress didn’t speak English and must’ve taken a 30-minute break or a 30-minute dump, because that’s how long we didn’t see her for. ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419/138 "2007-04-07T23:28:02Z")
[QUOTE=Wendell Wagner] Colophon writes: \> Seems to me that if you want to eat out in most parts of America, you can \> choose between maybe a dozen different chain restaurants, most of them \> cruddy. Don’t you have real, locally owned restaurants anywhere? This thread is full of wild exaggeration. The situation in the U.S. is very mixed. There are lots of good restaurants. There are lots of bad restaurants. Some places seem to only have chain restaurants, but other places have many good local restaurants. [/QUOTE] Absolutely true. Of course in my current location, you can find just about anything - within a mile of my apartment, I can get Italian in several different places, several varieties of Chinese (authentic), Thai, Laotian, Vietnamese, Swedish, Persian, Lebanese, Algerian crepes, Korean, Colombian, French bistro, various fusion things, Turkish, Japanese (multiple), standard American diner, Mexican (of course), and lesbian haute cuisine - all independently owned, most mind-blowingly yummy, and I’m sure I’m forgetting a few. But I’ve also found amazing Jamaican food in a strip mall in suburban Florida in a neighborhood inhabited primarily by assisted living communities, and if you go to Bloomington, Indiana, you can have yummy Tibetan food cooked in a restaurant owned by the Dalai Lama’s brother. (I’ve neevr had a good Mexican meal in Florida, true, but I’ve had some amazing Cuban and some wonderful Argentinean food.) The key is following your nose and learning which people you can ask for recommendations in unfamiliar places. (I did have some truly awful diner breakfast food in rural Ohio once - how can you screw up a scrambled egg and toast, for chrissakes? I can never seem to tell if any given diner in an unfamiliar place is going to be good, or awful) ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419/139 "2007-04-08T01:26:27Z")
Anyone who’s been in the Denver area for a length of time has been to Casa Bonita. It’s not the worst restaurant I’ve ever been to, but it’s in the top five. When you add in it’s popularity (admittedly, not due to it’s food), it takes the cake. Applebee’s is like the French Laundry when compared to Casa Bonita. ---
**Author:** ![Gentle\_Robot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gentle\_Robot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gentle_Robot)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419/140 "2007-04-08T01:44:57Z")
Hold the phone, what does lesbian haute cuisine taste like? And don’t tell me fish. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419/141 "2007-04-08T04:02:36Z")
[QUOTE=Gentle Robot] Hold the phone, what does lesbian haute cuisine taste like? And don’t tell me fish. [/QUOTE] Well, I think they eat at the Y a lot. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/restaurants-you-dont-like/398419.md?page=8)