Resurrecting extinct species- what would happen?

[DrDeth]

@YogSosoth

Who would fucking worship a HUMAN god when you can have shark gods??

In the end, I predict that those animals that won’t submit will be extinct, and those who survive will be servants to the sharks. Our first shark president will be elected in 2015 (no more 4 year intervals because sharks don’t have fingers), shark fin soup will be banned under penalty of death by shark feeding frenzy, and the megalodons will take bites out of the coast of Australia until its shaped like a shark (it will only take them 10 total bites to do so). For many of us, this will herald a world of unprecedented suffering and chaos, as roaming street hobos will try to imitate our new shark overlords by biting random passersby until there are no more passersbys, random or purposeful. .

I, for one, welcome our new Shark overlords.