# Resurrection of Online Texas hold 'em tournaments for Dopers only (revised thread)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resurrection-of-online-texas-hold-em-tournaments-for-dopers-only-revised-thread/287947>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 2, 2005, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resurrection-of-online-texas-hold-em-tournaments-for-dopers-only-revised-thread/287947 "2005-02-02T05:06:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resurrection-of-online-texas-hold-em-tournaments-for-dopers-only-revised-thread/287947/201 "2005-03-24T20:30:20Z")

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> Originally posted by **Nanook of the North Shore**  
> I wonder if there’s any way for Duke to lose this season. Hey X, for the sake of argument, lets say that Duke goes out first the next 3 weeks, and me or Capn wins all 3 weeks, what would the theoretical final totals look like?

There’s only two more games this quarter. Assuming we have exactly eight players for both of these games and you come in first for both and the **Duke** comes in last, your final score will be 3.56 pts. and the **Duke** ’s will be 5.25 pts. If **CapnPitt** comes in first in both games, his final score will be 3.36 pts. I officially take back my shoe-in comment. 😃 The only way for **Duke of Rat** to guarantee himself the championship this quarter is to simply miss the next two games. Hmmm.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resurrection-of-online-texas-hold-em-tournaments-for-dopers-only-revised-thread/287947/202 "2005-03-24T20:43:47Z")

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Oh, I feel a flu or something coming on… 😃

Or I could just WIN the next couple… 😛

And I just remembered! Today is my birthday, I could legally claim I was going out partying and miss this week…nah. I’m pretty much partyed out after last weekend. That and I’m so old now I don’t celebrate anymore…except that I’m still above ground.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resurrection-of-online-texas-hold-em-tournaments-for-dopers-only-revised-thread/287947/203 "2005-03-25T03:14:25Z")

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Well, I’m sorry for wasting your guys’ time tonight. I didn’t realize (what I get for not RTFT) that the real money distinction would be a problem. I get why they put them on seperate servers, but it’s annoying. So, here’s my info:

AIM: j24882  
poker room sn: adamanthaea

Yes, I pulled that one from a dictionary of mythology years ago as well. I gave up using it because it’s too hard to type.

Hope you guys aren’t too mad I wasted 20 minutes of your time, and I hope to see you next week.

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**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resurrection-of-online-texas-hold-em-tournaments-for-dopers-only-revised-thread/287947/204 "2005-03-25T04:30:08Z")

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That is the way a table should end!

Yeticus, thinking his flush (Q high?) would hold, aggressively moves all in after a dozen fairly tedius hands whittle down his stack.

I, having 6s full of Qs, can’t believe my dumb effin’ luck.

Great game all, and great final hand Yeti. Remarkable hand to have to see fall.

So, with rankings, it really doesn’t matter that I finished first after the previous run of pretty poor weeks, right? I’m still thoroughly out of the title shot? I can only hope that with his ending tonight, Duke is not invincible.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resurrection-of-online-texas-hold-em-tournaments-for-dopers-only-revised-thread/287947/205 "2005-03-25T04:30:20Z")

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No sweat, man. We hardly ever get started at 10PM EST anyway.

Well, have to see how tonite’s score shakes things up. The top contenders both went out blazin’ for some Rat. Yeticus got a solid 2nd to back up last week’s win. Fourth prolly set me back a point, 3rd didn’t help X-ray none.

IronChef sauteed our asses and served them with some fava beans and a bowl of whoop-ass.

Next week, me buckos!

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resurrection-of-online-texas-hold-em-tournaments-for-dopers-only-revised-thread/287947/206 "2005-03-25T04:32:27Z")

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> [@Only Mostly Dead](#):
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> I can only hope that with his ending tonight, Duke is not invincible.

Feel tha LOVE! 😃

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**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resurrection-of-online-texas-hold-em-tournaments-for-dopers-only-revised-thread/287947/207 "2005-03-25T05:04:38Z")

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> [@Duke of Rat](#):
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> Feel tha LOVE! 😃

Don’t worry. It’s the same hope I have in my NCAA bracket.

Selfish, futile hope that with my winning a battle, I can make somebody else lose the war, even when I can’t win it all. I’m a petty little person.

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**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resurrection-of-online-texas-hold-em-tournaments-for-dopers-only-revised-thread/287947/208 "2005-03-25T05:08:27Z")

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Great game guys. Congrats **Only Mostly Dead**. **Kyyrewyyoae** shot up from fourth place to second without even playing. Now that’s talent!

Tonights results:

1. Only Mostly Dead

2. Yeticus Rex

3. x-ray vision

4. Duke of Rat

5. Nanook of the North Shore

6. CapnPitt  
Official rankings:

7. Duke of Rat 3.6 pts.

8. Kyyrewyyoae 5.04 pts.

9. Nanook of the North Shore 5.11 pts.

10. Yeticus Rex 5.23 pts.

11. Capn Pitt 5.53 pts.

12. Only Mostly Dead 5.69 pts.

13. x-ray vision 7.34 pts.

14. Aesiron 8.15 pts.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resurrection-of-online-texas-hold-em-tournaments-for-dopers-only-revised-thread/287947/209 "2005-03-25T14:12:34Z")

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Wheee!

Still hangin’ on by the hair of me chinny chin chin.

Finishing 4th set me back .8 point, while the next closest guy is 1.5 points back.

Next week is gonna be a squeeker!

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resurrection-of-online-texas-hold-em-tournaments-for-dopers-only-revised-thread/287947/210 "2005-03-25T22:22:53Z")

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**OMD** …Again, great game last night. I walked into a lion’s den with a BB gun on that hand. The flop seemed harmless to me. I was holding 2 clubs (8c,5c I think) and the flop I think was the (6d,6s,Qc). I had the backdoor flush draw and a straight draw going. So I stuck around for a small bet. I’m pretty sure the turn was 7c, making my hand an open-end straight draw AND keeping my club flush draw intact (what’s that…a 15-out draw?..gotta keep betting.). Another bet was made and called. I hit the flush with another club. Went all in. Thought you were going to fold. Didn’t see what hit me until I did the hand review…you had Q6! Full House! YOU BASTARD! You slowplayed me like a pro!

Other notes:

Moving to the new table (with higher blinds) created by the players who were already out was a great idea…almost went off without a hitch. It put last night’s game into high gear, because were actually fighting for the blinds more often.

If you can manage it **Xray** , maybe you should keep quarter and annual stats so we will have a player of the year and player of the quarter (x4). I know you were also mentioning about a real money tournament…maybe a micro tournament on a private table…I would consider it.

May I also suggest that we start a new thread for next quarter? It might draw other Dopers to it, and then discover that we are starting with a clean slate and they might decide to jump in then. Just a suggestion.

If **Duke** goes down early in next week’s game, then it looks to be a free-for-all. Sorry **Duke** , I hate to say this, but you must go down early!

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resurrection-of-online-texas-hold-em-tournaments-for-dopers-only-revised-thread/287947/211 "2005-03-25T23:50:28Z")

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Man, I’m thinking about just laying out and keeping my 3.6 as is! Let you guys catch me!

Nah, wouldn’t do that. Would I??

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resurrection-of-online-texas-hold-em-tournaments-for-dopers-only-revised-thread/287947/212 "2005-03-25T23:55:58Z")

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And meant to say also…

By moving to a higher blind table before the heads up…there were 4 players last night…it would be advantageous to have a little more money in your stack at the move. I think I had like $1100 and got the BB right off. I played and probably shouldn’t have and then drew (and shouldn’t have) once I realized how much I was in for. Lost 1/2 my stack quickly.

So with this format I’ll need to get it on earlier to have a couple more BB under my belt when we move.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2005, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resurrection-of-online-texas-hold-em-tournaments-for-dopers-only-revised-thread/287947/213 "2005-03-26T00:13:49Z")

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I actually went into the new increased blind game with $1010…I believe I was in 4th place at that time and I was pushing for the new table… :smack:

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2005, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resurrection-of-online-texas-hold-em-tournaments-for-dopers-only-revised-thread/287947/214 "2005-03-26T00:15:46Z")

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Yeah, I just fugged up by not really paying attention and losing a good portion of my pile right off.

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**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2005, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resurrection-of-online-texas-hold-em-tournaments-for-dopers-only-revised-thread/287947/215 "2005-03-26T06:25:18Z")

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> Originally posted by **Yeticus Rex**  
> If you can manage it **Xray** , maybe you should keep quarter and annual stats so we will have a player of the year and player of the quarter (x4).

Good idea. I’ll take the average of everyone’s final score each quarter and average them out at the end of the year to determine who is Player of the Year. Player of the Year should have to play in at least three games every quarter.

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> Originally posted by **Yeticus Rex**  
> I know you were also mentioning about a real money tournament…maybe a micro tournament on a private table…I would consider it.

If everyone else is interested, I’m all for it. We can play at Pokertropolis for .99 a game with an initial deposit of 20.00.

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> Originally posted by **Yeticus Rex**  
> May I also suggest that we start a new thread for next quarter?

I got my ass chewed by a mod for starting this one to replace the last one. We better just deal with this one even though it starts out with a load of rules we never use.

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> Originally posted by **Duke of Rat**  
> By moving to a higher blind table before the heads up…there were 4 players last night…it would be advantageous to have a little more money in your stack at the move. I think I had like $1100 and got the BB right off. I played and probably shouldn’t have and then drew (and shouldn’t have) once I realized how much I was in for. Lost 1/2 my stack quickly.

I agree. Next time we should wait until only two are left before a move is made and it should either be a firm rule or something that the last two could negotiate on their own.

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**Author:** ![Kyyrewyyoae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Kyyrewyyoae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyyrewyyoae)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resurrection-of-online-texas-hold-em-tournaments-for-dopers-only-revised-thread/287947/216 "2005-03-28T01:55:09Z")

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Sorry I missed last week’s game. By the way, spending spring break in rainy 35 degree Nebraska wasn’t as exciting as I’d hoped.

I’ll be there this week.

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**Author:** ![Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanook_of_the_North_Shore)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resurrection-of-online-texas-hold-em-tournaments-for-dopers-only-revised-thread/287947/217 "2005-03-31T14:31:39Z")

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So here we are, Thursday again. I need a big showing tonight, so you all had better be lookin out. Besides, the cards owe me after that debacle last week.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resurrection-of-online-texas-hold-em-tournaments-for-dopers-only-revised-thread/287947/218 "2005-03-31T14:46:02Z")

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I’ll be there. I might be cutting it close, depending on how long it takes me to draw a big ol’ honkin’ target on my back.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resurrection-of-online-texas-hold-em-tournaments-for-dopers-only-revised-thread/287947/219 "2005-03-31T21:02:22Z")

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I will be there tonight, I will be cutting it close though…one of my employees is having a retirement party tonight, but I think I can make it back to the office to play by 7pm PST.

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**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/resurrection-of-online-texas-hold-em-tournaments-for-dopers-only-revised-thread/287947/220 "2005-03-31T22:05:57Z")

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I’ll be there too. Man, busting out first killed me.

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