# Retitle your favorite movies, "Snakes on a Plane" style. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 1, 2006, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798 "2006-04-01T02:11:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rachael\_Rage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@Rachael\_Rage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachael_Rage)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798/21 "2006-04-01T09:15:35Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > **Brokeback Mountain** : The Gay Cowboy Movie. **Gay Cowboys, No Pudding** ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798/22 "2006-04-01T09:26:12Z")
Man Who Dresses Like His Mother Seven Children And A Singing Nun. Two Guys That Are Really The Same Person People Living In A Computer Generated World Psychic Child Meets A Ghost ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798/23 "2006-04-01T13:50:52Z")
**Indiana Jones** –Harrison Ford and Snakes ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798/24 "2006-04-01T14:00:18Z")
> [@Didactylos](#): > > If Khan is Ahab, Kirk must be the whale, but who’s Ismail? You mean Ishmael? I am. ---
**Author:** ![LiveOnAPlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@LiveOnAPlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOnAPlane)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798/25 "2006-04-01T14:05:36Z")
My humble tribute to this board’s members: Lord of the Rings – Qadgop the Mercotan Does Middle Earth 100 Rifles – The Martini Enfield Story Star Wars, Ep. III – Broomstick in Space Jarhead – Reply Goes Warbird The Producers – Johnny L.A. Goes to Hollywood The Aviator – Johnny L.A. Goes to Hollywood In a Plane Amazon Women on the Moon – Amazon Floozy Goddess In Space Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow – 1920s Stlye Death Ray vs. The Lords of Evil Yellow Submarine – I Am the Walrus That’s all I got right now. I hope no one is offended. :o ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798/26 "2006-04-01T15:51:45Z")
_The Paths of Glory_: French in a Trench _The Lion in Winter_: Typical Royal Family And if I can go off on a tangent… _Final Fantasy VI_: Kefka Breaks the World _Final Fantasy VII_: Aeris on a Musame _Final Fantasy VIII_: Emos in Space _Final Fantasy X_: Everybody’s Dead Spoilered because some people like me grew up without PS and somehow managed the avoid all the spoilers. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798/27 "2006-04-01T15:57:34Z")
[Anaconda](http://imdb.com/title/tt0118615/), [Boa vs. Python](http://imdb.com/title/tt0412523/) Snakes that are lame ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798/28 "2006-04-01T16:06:22Z")
> [@Tenar](#): > > **Serenity** : Dead Guys On (the outside of) a Spaceship Funny, I thought the alternate title for _Serenity_ would be “Joss Whedon, You Bastard.” ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798/29 "2006-04-01T16:23:55Z")
> [@LiveOnAPlane](#): > > My humble tribute to this board’s members: > > Lord of the Rings – Qadgop the Mercotan Does Middle Earth > 100 Rifles – The Martini Enfield Story > Star Wars, Ep. III – Broomstick in Space > Jarhead – Reply Goes Warbird > The Producers – Johnny L.A. Goes to Hollywood > The Aviator – Johnny L.A. Goes to Hollywood In a Plane > Amazon Women on the Moon – Amazon Floozy Goddess In Space > Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow – 1920s Stlye Death Ray vs. The Lords of Evil > Yellow Submarine – I Am the Walrus > > That’s all I got right now. I hope no one is offended. :o I’m offended 'cause you left me out. But I can fix that: _Duck Soup_ - **RTFirefly** runs a country into the ground and gets it into a war. (Sound familiar?) ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798/30 "2006-04-01T16:39:30Z")
_The Third Man:_ **Chicks Dig Fat Criminals, Not Their Loser Friends** _Vertigo_: **A Man, A Woman, A Bridge…and a Mission…Oh, and _Another_ Mission** _The Longest Day_: **John Wayne Vs. The Entire German Army** _Duck Soup_: **Four Crazy Jews and a Government** _The Thin Man_: **Beware of Doug, Detective _(Edited for Family Viewing)_** ---
**Author:** ![LiveOnAPlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@LiveOnAPlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOnAPlane)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798/31 "2006-04-01T17:13:24Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > I’m offended 'cause you left me out. But I can fix that: > > _Duck Soup_ - **RTFirefly** runs a country into the ground and gets it into a war. (Sound familiar?) Nice, with apologies… Bu too long for a movie title. I’d suggest: Duck Soup – **RTFirefly** Snopes the Country ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798/32 "2006-04-01T17:48:23Z")
_Duck Soup_ - **No Ducks, No Soup** ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798/33 "2006-04-01T17:51:00Z")
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within – **A 2-hour cut-scene** ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798/34 "2006-04-01T19:00:57Z")
> [@Beware of Doug](#): > > _Duck Soup_: **Four Crazy Jews and a Government** > \*\* Duck Soup: Jews really do run the government(Hilariously, at that). ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798/35 "2006-04-01T19:21:56Z")
**Gone With the Wind** –The North Wins the War; Scarlett Loses Rhett ---
**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798/36 "2006-04-01T19:53:57Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > **Gone With the Wind** –The North Wins the War; Scarlett Loses Rhett I’ve always thought: Southern Bitch Gets What’s Coming To Her ---
**Author:** ![hazel-rah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/73ab20/32.png) [@hazel-rah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hazel-rah)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798/37 "2006-04-01T23:07:18Z")
Before Sunrise: **Flakes on a Train** Obviously not one of my favorite movies. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2006, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798/38 "2006-04-02T00:16:58Z")
**Interview with the Vampire** : Emo is as Emo Does **The Princess Bride** : Farmhand-Pirate in Bloody Coup **Super Size Me** : Eat Fat, Get Fat **Men in Black** : no change **Walk the Line** : _Ray_ Goes Country ---
**Author:** ![Stentor\_2.5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc8723/32.png) [@Stentor\_2.5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stentor_2.5)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2006, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798/39 "2006-04-02T04:00:27Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > _King Kong_ - **Giant Monkey Goes Apeshit** Listen, **Colibri** , you had me sold at “Giant Monkey”. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2006, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798/40 "2006-04-02T04:09:33Z")
All Star Trek. Again… TMP - Klingons gots ridges! TWOK - 2 old guys hate each other. In space. TSFS - Where’s Spock? THERE he is! TVH - San Francisco is so weird, they don’t even notice the time travelling space freaks. TFF - let go my EGO TUD - Why yes, we can make a Trek movie more boring than TMP. Gen - Picard v Kirk. No matter who wins, we lose Kirk. Cause we finally actually do end up killing him, you see. FC - Data gets his freak on. INS - Insurance salesmen? Oh. ok. Coccon 2 - Electric Bugaloo NEM - NOBODY puts Baby in a corner! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retitle-your-favorite-movies-snakes-on-a-plane-style/350798.md?page=3)