# Return of the Archons (Trek)

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 19, 2011, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-archons-trek/596796 "2011-09-19T06:02:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-archons-trek/596796/41 "2011-09-22T04:07:54Z")

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Kirk has two objectives in every episode: One: to destroy computers or otherwise manipulate the Prime Directive to suit his idea of The Way Things Should BE, and Two, make out with the alien babes with barely covered private parts, big hair, and WAAAAAAAAY too much eye makeup!  
~VOW

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