# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/1 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")
[This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=393165&page=1&pp=50) thread lasted for awhile, and I gave other threads a chance to remain on the front page, so can we begin where we left off?
OP by SailBunny
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> Haha True, do I Ever!!! Not only silverware but tons of old dishes. To the point where I woke up one morning to find a squirrel eating out of one two feet from my face. Sounds gross thinking about it.
>
> The next doper to respond has been see the Outback of Australia.
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### Author:  [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/2 "2007-07-20T03:53:19Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]
[This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=393165&page=1&pp=50) thread lasted for awhile, and I gave other threads a chance to remain on the front page, so can we begin where we left off?
OP by SailBunny
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Um, false?
The next doper will have worn a starfleet costume on at least one non-halloween occasion.
Or is that too generic?
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### Author:  [@Jelymag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jelymag)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/3 "2007-07-20T16:32:30Z")
False.
The next doper is leaving for a family vacation in the next three days.
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### Author:  [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/4 "2007-07-20T16:33:58Z")
[QUOTE=Jelymag]
False.
The next doper is leaving for a family vacation in the next three days.
[/QUOTE]
False.
The next Doper has never had a broken bone.
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### Author:  [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/5 "2007-07-20T16:36:42Z")
False.
The next doper has an unusual hobby.
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### Author:  [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/6 "2007-07-20T16:53:08Z")
Music composition, creative writing, art, cooking; I don’t think any of those are particularly unusual, so, false.
The next Doper has a scar in an unusual place.
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### Author:  [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/7 "2007-07-20T16:57:12Z")
true, I have a scar on my pinkie finger, from when someone stepped on it with ice skates on.
The next doper has been to an excellent concert recently
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### Author:  [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/8 "2007-07-20T17:02:11Z")
Not only been to, I was a featured soloist! 😃 Yay me!
The next Doper has a tattoo.
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### Author:  [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/9 "2007-07-20T17:36:26Z")
False - my religion doesn’t allow tattoos (and I’m not a Holocaust survivor).
The next poster is not a baseball fan.
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### Author:  [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/10 "2007-07-20T17:47:05Z")
[QUOTE=cmkeller]
The next poster is not a baseball fan.
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True…if we’re talking about the majors, watching it on TV, all that. I do love going to games at one of the three minor-league parks in the area, though.
The next poster _is_ a football fan.
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/11 "2007-07-20T17:50:34Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston]
True…if we’re talking about the majors, watching it on TV, all that. I do love going to games at one of the three minor-league parks in the area, though.
The next poster _is_ a football fan.
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You got that right! Auburn and Titans. Vols and Commodores. SEC in general. Can’t wait for the season to get going.
The next poster lives on the same block as a donut shop.
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### Author:  [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/12 "2007-07-20T17:52:29Z")
[QUOTE=Zeldar]
You got that right! Auburn and Titans. Vols and Commodores. SEC in general. Can’t wait for the season to get going.
The next poster lives on the same block as a donut shop.
[/QUOTE]
False.
The next poster isn’t an anime fan.
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### Author:  [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/13 "2007-07-20T17:52:32Z")
[QUOTE=Zeldar]
You got that right! Auburn and Titans. Vols and Commodores. SEC in general. Can’t wait for the season to get going.
The next poster lives on the same block as a donut shop.
[/QUOTE]
False. I like some anime.
The next poster knows how to juggle proficiently.
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### Author:  [@Incensed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incensed)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/14 "2007-07-20T18:27:58Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
False. I like some anime.
The next poster knows how to juggle proficiently.
[/QUOTE]
True. Nothing fancy, but I can do it.
The next poster can converse in a non-native language.
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### Author:  [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/15 "2007-07-20T18:35:52Z")
[QUOTE=Incensed]
True. Nothing fancy, but I can do it.
The next poster can converse in a non-native language.
[/QUOTE]
True. Two, actually. [/brag]
The next poster is a natural blonde.
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### Author:  [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/16 "2007-07-20T18:36:14Z")
[QUOTE=Incensed]
True. Nothing fancy, but I can do it.
The next poster can converse in a non-native language.
[/QUOTE]
True! English is it 😃
The next poster is in a long distance relationship.
ETA: DAMNIT…!
Ok, not a natural blonde. Not a fake blonde either. My other one stays.
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### Author:  [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/17 "2007-07-20T20:10:47Z")
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
The next poster is in a long distance relationship.
[/QUOTE]
I did meet **Long Time First Time** online, but moved from Ohio to Indiana in order for us to be able to see each other more often.
The next poster has been the object of approving remarks after linking a photo of himself/herself in an **SDMB** thread.
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### Author:  [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/18 "2007-07-20T20:15:56Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
The next poster has been the object of approving remarks after linking a photo of himself/herself in an **SDMB** thread.
[/QUOTE]
Unknown. Does “Holy shit, that’s a loud shirt!” count as “approving?” 😃
The next poster has more than three pets.
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### Author:  [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/19 "2007-07-20T20:35:09Z")
[QUOTE=silenus]
The next poster has more than three pets.
[/QUOTE]
True; four cats.
The next poster lives within 100 miles of their home town.
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### Author:  [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/20 "2007-07-20T20:57:49Z")
False, closer to 160.
The next doper has a secret they can’t tell anybody IRL, but wants to share with the Dope.
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