# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/201 "2007-07-30T03:11:14Z")
False. The next poster drinks at least one bottled water per day. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/202 "2007-07-30T03:18:55Z")
[QUOTE=Lord Il Palazzo] False. The next poster drinks at least one bottled water per day. [/QUOTE] True. TND uses a computer which is at least three years old. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/203 "2007-07-30T03:52:01Z")
True. One of them is anyway. TND won’t eat in bed. Food that is. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/204 "2007-07-30T04:02:50Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] True. One of them is anyway. TND won’t eat in bed. Food that is. [/QUOTE] Heh. True. TND reads no webcomics. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/205 "2007-07-30T04:32:08Z")
True, other than looking up _Doonesbury_ and that Star Trek fan comic online once in a blue moon. The next Doper has an iPod or MP3 player with more than 500 songs on it. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/206 "2007-07-30T04:47:52Z")
Negative. TNG drinks their coffee black. ---
**Author:** ![Millit\_the\_Frail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Millit\_the\_Frail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Millit_the_Frail)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/207 "2007-07-30T05:05:09Z")
False, drinking a decidedly non-black coffee right now. TND has no idea who the hell shot J.R. ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/208 "2007-07-30T13:21:21Z")
Not an inkling. TND has accidentally stapled to a part of his/her body. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/209 "2007-07-30T13:29:22Z")
[QUOTE=Barking Dog] Not an inkling. TND has accidentally stapled to a part of his/her body. [/QUOTE] Yeah, I stapled through the web of my thumb and forefinger with a hardware store staple gun while putting band flyers on telephone poles. One of the most painful things I’ve ever had to endure. TND knows how to mix cocktails (more elaborate than a rum-and-Coke). ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/210 "2007-07-30T13:43:48Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Yeah, I stapled through the web of my thumb and forefinger with a hardware store staple gun while putting band flyers on telephone poles. One of the most painful things I’ve ever had to endure. TND knows how to mix cocktails (more elaborate than a rum-and-Coke). [/QUOTE] False, unless you count watching other people do it. TND has more than one allergy. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/211 "2007-07-30T13:52:02Z")
True. Dander (I have a cat, so I wash my hands a lot), dust and pollen. The next Doper has, at one time or another, both defenestrated and matriculated. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/212 "2007-07-30T15:55:52Z")
True! However I’ve never immolated or translocated. TND wears lace underwear on a daily basis. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/213 "2007-07-30T16:04:37Z")
[QUOTE=photopat] TND wears lace underwear on a daily basis. [/QUOTE] Man, I _wish._😛 TND doesn’t wear underwear at all, as a general rule. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/214 "2007-07-30T16:27:18Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Man, I _wish._😛 TND doesn’t wear underwear at all, as a general rule. [/QUOTE] False. Only on special occasions. TND hates yogurt. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/215 "2007-07-30T18:30:30Z")
False. Went to brunch at a friend’s house yesterday and was actually disappointed that there _wasn’t_ yogurt. The next Doper knows who Elendil was. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/216 "2007-07-30T18:32:14Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The next Doper knows who Elendil was. [/QUOTE] Yup, known since I was 9. TND owns a car newer than 2000. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/217 "2007-07-30T19:09:18Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Yup, known since I was 9. TND owns a car newer than 2000. [/QUOTE] True. First car I’ve owned that was less than five years old. TND has an unusual number of fingers and or toes. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/218 "2007-07-30T19:20:48Z")
[QUOTE=photopat] TND has an unusual number of fingers and or toes. [/QUOTE] _counts_ Nope, the usual ten and ten. TND has had some internal organ (e.g. tonsils, appendix, gall bladder) removed. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/219 "2007-07-30T19:21:53Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] _counts_ Nope, the usual ten and ten. TND has had some internal organ (e.g. tonsils, appendix, gall bladder) removed. [/QUOTE] True. Who needs those pesky organs? TND doesn’t chew gum. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/220 "2007-07-30T19:38:32Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] True. Who needs those pesky organs? TND doesn’t chew gum. [/QUOTE] False; I chew like mad. TND smokes cigarettes on at least 50% of days. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=12)