# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/221 "2007-07-30T19:52:17Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] False; I chew like mad. TND smokes cigarettes on at least 50% of days. [/QUOTE] False. I quit long ago. TND has lost a key or keys in the past six months. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/222 "2007-07-30T20:01:52Z")
True: Temporarily lost. False: Permanently lost. TND has never bowled over 125. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/223 "2007-07-30T20:02:48Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] False. I quit long ago. TND has lost a key or keys in the past six months. [/QUOTE] True, I am always loosing keys for my job. I don’t mind being locked out of my office. 🙂 TND has bragged to friends about his/her auto erotic exercises. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/224 "2007-07-30T20:12:23Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] True, I am always loosing keys for my job. I don’t mind being locked out of my office. 🙂 TND has bragged to friends about his/her auto erotic exercises. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] True. TND has been hit by a baseball. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/225 "2007-07-30T20:56:34Z")
True, of course I’ve played baseball in school. TND has not been laid in a month. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/226 "2007-07-30T21:13:28Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] True, of course I’ve played baseball in school. TND has not been laid in a month. [/QUOTE] True. ☹ TND has never bowled over 125. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/227 "2007-07-30T21:16:11Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] True. ☹ TND has never bowled over 125. [/QUOTE] True. TND doesn’t wear a watch. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/228 "2007-07-30T21:16:18Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] True. ☹ TND has never bowled over 125. [/QUOTE] False; I scrape 140 when I’m in practice. If I were to go bowling now, not having gone in a year or two, I’d probably bowl right around 100. _Edit: True. I hate wearing watches._ TND has fired a compound bow. ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/229 "2007-07-30T21:24:57Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] TND has fired a compound bow. [/QUOTE] False. But I’ve fired an M16. TND is not currently wearing pants. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/230 "2007-07-30T21:28:16Z")
[QUOTE=bluethree] False. But I’ve fired an M16. TND is not currently wearing pants. [/QUOTE] False, though I don’t think anyone here would mind if it were true. TND has had an episode of hyperventilation. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/231 "2007-07-30T21:35:09Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] False, though I don’t think anyone here would mind if it were true. TND has had an episode of hyperventilation. [/QUOTE] False. TND has at least one artificial bone. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/232 "2007-07-30T21:52:55Z")
[QUOTE=photopat] False. TND has at least one artificial bone. [/QUOTE] \*Must…not…make…obvious…joke… \* :smack: False. TND has had a haircut in the last 7 days. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/233 "2007-07-30T21:57:26Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] \*Must…not…make…obvious…joke… \* :smack: False. TND has had a haircut in the last 7 days. [/QUOTE] False. TND is going out to dinner tonight. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/234 "2007-07-30T22:48:51Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] False. TND is going out to dinner tonight. [/QUOTE] False, burgers on the grill during a rainstorm. Wish I had gone out tonight. TND is wishing someone would send **HER** some chocolate. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/235 "2007-07-30T23:26:47Z")
True. I want some chocolate. And I don’t care who gives it to me. bete"candy from strangers" noir TND has swam with dolphins. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/236 "2007-07-30T23:28:59Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] True. I want some chocolate. And I don’t care who gives it to me. bete"candy from strangers" noir TND has swam with dolphins. [/QUOTE] False. Damn! TND is a vegan. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/237 "2007-07-31T02:59:36Z")
[QUOTE=photopat] TND is a vegan. [/QUOTE] False. I had chicken and dumplings for dinner tonight, and stuffed orange roughy for lunch. TND has never been on horseback. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/238 "2007-07-31T04:48:31Z")
False. I went horseback-riding quite a bit in my youth, although not lately. I’ve even ridden on a burro! The next Doper knew that today (July 31) is the birthday (1816) of Gen. George H. Thomas, one of the Union Army’s unsung heroes. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/239 "2007-07-31T06:03:40Z")
Not even close. TND has read all the Stephen King books. ---
**Author:** ![Paladud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Paladud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paladud)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/240 "2007-07-31T06:22:32Z")
False, just under half. The next Doper dislikes seafood. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=13)