# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/241 "2007-07-31T06:36:16Z")
False, loves me some shrimps, and other stuff. TND has never had a broken heart. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/242 "2007-07-31T12:55:36Z")
[QUOTE=Alice The Goon] False, loves me some shrimps, and other stuff. TND has never had a broken heart. [/QUOTE] True. TND has done something silly to try to impress someone of their preferred sex. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/243 "2007-07-31T13:07:32Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] TND has done something silly to try to impress someone of their preferred sex. [/QUOTE] Oh lord yes. Silly and, in hindsight, embarrassing. Many times. TND has blue eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/244 "2007-07-31T13:11:03Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Oh lord yes. Silly and, in hindsight, embarrassing. Many times. TND has blue eyes. [/QUOTE] True. TND no longer reads a regular newspaper. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/245 "2007-07-31T13:26:46Z")
True. I skim the _Plain Dealer_, our city’s daily paper, maybe once a month on average (and otherwise look up stories online; I’m addicted to [CNN.com](http://CNN.com)). The next Doper has a mug within arm’s reach at this moment. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/246 "2007-07-31T13:48:00Z")
True. TND has seen all the Star Wars movies when they first came out. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/247 "2007-07-31T14:36:59Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] True. TND has seen all the Star Wars movies when they first came out. [/QUOTE] False. All of them except for Episode IV - I was only three when it came out. TND is left-handed. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/248 "2007-07-31T15:48:02Z")
False. You must be thinking of my youngest son. The next Doper is an only child. Or wishes he/she was. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/249 "2007-07-31T16:04:43Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] False. You must be thinking of my youngest son. The next Doper is an only child. Or wishes he/she was. [/QUOTE] False; I’m the oldest of four. TND knows how to pilot a plane or helicopter. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/250 "2007-07-31T19:42:09Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] TND knows how to pilot a plane or helicopter. [/QUOTE] False. The next Doper has had sexual fantasies about a cast member of _Little House on the Prairie_. ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/251 "2007-07-31T22:01:16Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] False. The next Doper has had sexual fantasies about a cast member of _Little House on the Prairie_. [/QUOTE] False. TND has a dorky-looking haircut. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/252 "2007-07-31T22:03:04Z")
[QUOTE=bluethree] False. TND has a dorky-looking haircut. [/QUOTE] True, alas. TND lives where it rained today. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/253 "2007-07-31T22:21:29Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] True, alas. TND lives where it rained today. [/QUOTE] False. Sunny and hot. TND is a Republican. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/254 "2007-07-31T22:24:34Z")
[QUOTE=photopat] False. Sunny and hot. TND is a Republican. [/QUOTE] False, a pragmatist. TND drinks coffee at a bookstore at least once a week. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![billyb0b](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@billyb0b](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billyb0b)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/255 "2007-07-31T22:45:09Z")
True. TND has has bleeding from an unusual orifice in the last year. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/256 "2007-07-31T23:08:34Z")
[QUOTE=billyb0b] True. TND has has bleeding from an unusual orifice in the last year. [/QUOTE] Um…I’m a man; therefore, by definition, there _is_ no usual orifice for me to bleed from. True (mouth and nose). TND has never had an invasive surgical procedure. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/257 "2007-08-01T00:28:11Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Um…I’m a man; therefore, by definition, there _is_ no usual orifice for me to bleed from. True (mouth and nose). TND has never had an invasive surgical procedure. [/QUOTE] False. So far, just one. TND knows all the words to the song “Nobody” by “Sylvia.” ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/258 "2007-08-01T00:30:52Z")
[QUOTE=photopat] False. So far, just one. TND knows all the words to the song “Nobody” by “Sylvia.” [/QUOTE] True _And I wonder if she thinks she’s being clever_ TND has taken someone snipe hunting SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/259 "2007-08-01T00:54:55Z")
False. I doin’t hunt things. But I do know there is such a thing as a snipe. No, really. TND can write with his/her feet. ---
**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/260 "2007-08-01T02:05:50Z")
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