# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/261 "2007-08-01T03:53:52Z")
[QUOTE=WhatHappenedNext?] False. TND uses a fountain pen. [/QUOTE] False. TND has lost at something in the past month. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/262 "2007-08-01T03:56:05Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] False. TND has lost at something in the past month. [/QUOTE] True- my 16 year-old won at _Cranium_ the last time we all played. TND has gotten a speeding ticket in the last 6 months. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/263 "2007-08-01T14:43:20Z")
True. (I think. Time period is close.) Driving back from Houston. TND has recently updated their resume. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/264 "2007-08-01T14:47:09Z")
[QUOTE=Alice The Goon] True- my 16 year-old won at _Cranium_ the last time we all played. TND has gotten a speeding ticket in the last 6 months. [/QUOTE] False. It’s amazing how well crying works. 😉 TND is responding from the office. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/265 "2007-08-01T14:48:13Z")
[QUOTE=photopat] False. It’s amazing how well crying works. 😉 TND is responding from the office. [/QUOTE] Guilty. Um…I mean, true. TND hates most or all Chinese food. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/266 "2007-08-01T15:24:33Z")
False. I like most (Americanized) Chinese food, and am particularly fond of General Tso’s chicken and sweet and sour pork. The next Doper has a favorite country and western song. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/267 "2007-08-01T17:11:29Z")
" I go out walking After midnight Out in the moonlight Just hoping you might be…" It’s pretty much the only one I like so I guess it’s my favorite. TND has a favorite punk rock song. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/268 "2007-08-01T19:24:21Z")
True. If “Should I Stay or Should I Go” counts nowadays as a punk rock song. TND has launched a model rocket in their lifetime. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/269 "2007-08-01T19:26:09Z")
[QUOTE=Yeticus Rex] TND has launched a model rocket in their lifetime. [/QUOTE] Yes, quite a few in my preteen years. I built my own little electronic launch pad and everything. TND plays a brass or woodwind instrument. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/270 "2007-08-01T20:17:51Z")
True. Well, “plays” is maybe off the mark, as I haven’t played in years, but in junior high I was the best damned alto saxophone player around. Or so I thought. The next Doper couldn’t care less if Rupert Murdoch buys the WSJ. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/271 "2007-08-01T20:24:29Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The next Doper couldn’t care less if Rupert Murdoch buys the WSJ. [/QUOTE] True. The next poster remembers the first screen name **Telperien** used when she joined the **SDMB**. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/272 "2007-08-01T20:53:43Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] True. The next poster remembers the first screen name **Telperien** used when she joined the **SDMB**. [/QUOTE] False. Hi Opal! TND is a 99er. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/273 "2007-08-01T20:55:49Z")
False. Assuming 99er has something to do with sports. TND has recently updated their resume. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/274 "2007-08-01T20:57:35Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] False. Assuming 99er has something to do with sports. TND has recently updated their resume. [/QUOTE] True. I landed a new job four months ago. BTW, 99er means “original SDMB member from that year,” I believe. TND has never been to a major league professional sporting event. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/275 "2007-08-01T21:00:01Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] False. Assuming 99er has something to do with sports. TND has recently updated their resume. [/QUOTE] False, but I need to update my Enlisted Records Brief (ERB). It mostly documents my Army experience in the same way a resume shows your work experience. TND has been pitted in the last six months. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/276 "2007-08-01T21:17:38Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] False, but I need to update my Enlisted Records Brief (ERB). It mostly documents my Army experience in the same way a resume shows your work experience. TND has been pitted in the last six months. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] False. Never have been. TND likes a band that most of their friends think is dorky. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/277 "2007-08-01T21:25:40Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] TND likes a band that most of their friends think is dorky. [/QUOTE] Yes, many. Most of my indie/punk rock friends will never understand why I love Judas Priest and Matchbox 20; most of my musician friends can’t get over the fact that I like Akon. And you guys skipped over my last one:mad:, so once again: TND has never been to a major league sporting event. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/278 "2007-08-01T21:30:00Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Yes, many. Most of my indie/punk rock friends will never understand why I love Judas Priest and Matchbox 20; most of my musician friends can’t get over the fact that I like Akon. And you guys skipped over my last one:mad:, so once again: TND has never been to a major league sporting event. [/QUOTE] Aww. True. TND lists things here that he or she has done. ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/279 "2007-08-01T21:44:01Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] Aww. True. TND lists things here that he or she has done. [/QUOTE] True. TND doesn’t have a television in the bedroom. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/280 "2007-08-01T21:45:08Z")
[QUOTE=bluethree] True. TND doesn’t have a television in the bedroom. [/QUOTE] Is it true if I have one, but it isn’t even plugged into the wall? TND collects something (e.g. stamps, coins, dead butterflies). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=15)