# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/321 "2007-08-03T21:09:02Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] True, the living one at least. I probably see her once a week. TND has kissed someone of the same sex while (TND was) sober. [/QUOTE] True. Repeatedly. TND has pet fish. ---
**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/322 "2007-08-03T21:20:35Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] True. Repeatedly. TND has pet fish. [/QUOTE] False. No pets. TND got an F in at least one college course. ---
**Author:** ![papaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@papaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/papaw)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/323 "2007-08-03T22:40:56Z")
False TND collects dust bunnies. ---
**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/324 "2007-08-03T23:33:42Z")
False. I permit them to live and reproduce in their natural environment under the bed. TND wears bifocals. ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/325 "2007-08-03T23:52:48Z")
[QUOTE=WhatHappenedNext?] False. I permit them to live and reproduce in their natural environment under the bed. TND wears bifocals. [/QUOTE] False. Not yet. TND keeps a running list of all the books he/she reads. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2007, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/326 "2007-08-03T23:55:27Z")
[QUOTE=bluethree] False. Not yet. TND keeps a running list of all the books he/she reads. [/QUOTE] Pretty much true. TND cannot find a way to make their reply to this post witty. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/327 "2007-08-04T04:23:43Z")
True, alas. I kept asking myself, “How would Oscar Wilde answer it?” and came up blank. It’s late. The next Doper knows at least three witty quotations by Oscar Wilde. ---
**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/328 "2007-08-04T04:29:38Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] True, alas. I kept asking myself, “How would Oscar Wilde answer it?” and came up blank. It’s late. The next Doper knows at least three witty quotations by Oscar Wilde. [/QUOTE] “Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.” “Heterosexuality is where the woman keeps trying to come, and fails, and the man keeps trying not to come, and fails” “Your majesty is like a stream of Bat’s Piss”. Uhhhh. False. That last one was Shelly’s. The next Doper has learned to diaper baby boys quickly, especially if the room is cold. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/329 "2007-08-04T04:33:15Z")
[QUOTE=The Sonoran Lizard King] The next Doper has learned to diaper baby boys quickly, especially if the room is cold. [/QUOTE] Well, yeah- I had three of 'em. TND went to an Ivy League university. ---
**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/330 "2007-08-04T06:29:38Z")
False. _Roll Tide!_ TND has one or more graduate degrees. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/331 "2007-08-04T07:35:44Z")
[QUOTE=WhatHappenedNext?] False. _Roll Tide!_ TND has one or more graduate degrees. [/QUOTE] False, but I _am_ drunk as shit. That’s gotta count for something. TND has not had any alcohol in the last 48 hours. ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/332 "2007-08-04T17:24:39Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] False, but I _am_ drunk as shit. That’s gotta count for something. TND has not had any alcohol in the last 48 hours. [/QUOTE] True. It’s been a lot longer than that, even. TND still pays bills with checks and envelopes and postage stamps. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/333 "2007-08-04T17:55:34Z")
[QUOTE=bluethree] True. It’s been a lot longer than that, even. TND still pays bills with checks and envelopes and postage stamps. [/QUOTE] Hell no. Online or over the phone. I haven’t even _owned_ a book of paper checks in probably six or seven years. TND is married. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/334 "2007-08-04T18:17:10Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Hell no. Online or over the phone. I haven’t even _owned_ a book of paper checks in probably six or seven years. TND is married. [/QUOTE] False, thank Og. TND keeps a pen tucked behind his/her ear. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/335 "2007-08-04T18:24:19Z")
False- I own a ton of drug-rep pens, yet never stick them behind my ear. TND has fought cancer and won. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/336 "2007-08-04T21:34:06Z")
[QUOTE=Alice The Goon] TND has fought cancer and won. [/QUOTE] False. I’ve never been diagnosed with cancer. TND has ridden in an automobile manufactured before 1960. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/337 "2007-08-04T21:41:40Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] …TND has ridden in an automobile manufactured before 1960. [/QUOTE] True. I have a vague childhood memory of having been taken for a ride in a Stutz Bearcat or other antique car. ( **Sonoran Lizard King** : My favorite Wilde-ism is when he came to the U.S. for a lecture tour and was asked by the customs officer if he had anything to declare. “Only my genius!” was his reply). The next Doper knows for sure whether or not Walt Disney was turned into a giant Popsicle. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/338 "2007-08-04T21:52:34Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] True. I have a vague childhood memory of having been taken for a ride in a Stutz Bearcat or other antique car. ( **Sonoran Lizard King** : My favorite Wilde-ism is when he came to the U.S. for a lecture tour and was asked by the customs officer if he had anything to declare. “Only my genius!” was his reply). The next Doper knows for sure whether or not Walt Disney was turned into a giant Popsicle. [/QUOTE] True, it’s false. TND has eaten part of a cow in the last 48 hours. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2007, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/339 "2007-08-04T23:19:40Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] TND has eaten part of a cow in the last 48 hours. [/QUOTE] Hell, between two barbecues, I feel as if I’ve eaten the _better_ part of a cow within the last 48 hours. _urp_ TND has been on a cruise ship. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2007, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/340 "2007-08-05T03:08:05Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Hell, between two barbecues, I feel as if I’ve eaten the _better_ part of a cow within the last 48 hours. _urp_ TND has been on a cruise ship. [/QUOTE] False. TND, like me, is in a bad mood. :mad: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=18)