# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2007, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/341 "2007-08-05T03:30:27Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] False. TND, like me, is in a bad mood. :mad: [/QUOTE] False. I’m going to the Eagles training camp tomorrow. Yay! TND was in love with a boy band member as a teenager. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2007, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/342 "2007-08-05T04:44:52Z")
False. I’m a straight dude. The next Doper once had a crush on an actor or actress in _Star Wars_. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2007, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/343 "2007-08-05T06:12:45Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] False. I’m a straight dude. The next Doper once had a crush on an actor or actress in _Star Wars_. [/QUOTE] True. I’ll take Harrison Ford _and_ Carrie Fisher, thanks. TND should be in bed right now. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2007, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/344 "2007-08-05T07:48:07Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] True. I’ll take Harrison Ford _and_ Carrie Fisher, thanks. TND should be in bed right now. [/QUOTE] God yes, and my drunk ass is staggering off there as soon as I finish posting this. TND is under the influence of alcohol. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/345 "2007-08-05T13:55:50Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] TND is under the influence of alcohol. [/QUOTE] False, although I did have a glass of wine with my steak dinner last night. TND has walked a dog within the last 24 hours. ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2007, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/346 "2007-08-05T16:42:34Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] False, although I did have a glass of wine with my steak dinner last night. TND has walked a dog within the last 24 hours. [/QUOTE] False. TND was brought up Atheist. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2007, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/347 "2007-08-05T17:02:32Z")
[QUOTE=bluethree] False. TND was brought up Atheist. [/QUOTE] False: Mormon dad, Buddhist mom. TND likes show tunes. ---
**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2007, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/348 "2007-08-05T17:07:44Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] False: Mormon dad, Buddhist mom. TND likes show tunes. [/QUOTE] True. TND does not own an umbrella. ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2007, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/349 "2007-08-05T20:49:22Z")
[QUOTE=WhatHappenedNext?] True. TND does not own an umbrella. [/QUOTE] False. The Next Doper resisted some popular trend purely for the bragging rights of resisting a popular trend. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/350 "2007-08-05T21:41:19Z")
True. The next doper owns a guinea pig. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2007, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/351 "2007-08-05T21:43:14Z")
[QUOTE=wevets] False. The Next Doper resisted some popular trend purely for the bragging rights of resisting a popular trend. [/QUOTE] True, I have never watched a second of American Idol for the aforementioned reason. I tried to do the same with Survivor and the Simpsons and have seen at least an episode of each. TND would rather have cheesecake than sex SSG Schwartz ETA: False on the guinea pig, or any other pig for that matter. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2007, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/352 "2007-08-05T21:49:53Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] True, I have never watched a second of American Idol for the aforementioned reason. I tried to do the same with Survivor and the Simpsons and have seen at least an episode of each. TND would rather have cheesecake than sex SSG Schwartz ETA: False on the guinea pig, or any other pig for that matter. [/QUOTE] Oh, hell no. The next doper can catch flies with their hands. ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2007, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/353 "2007-08-05T23:39:54Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] Oh, hell no. The next doper can catch flies with their hands. [/QUOTE] True. The tiny, slow-moving kind. It’s possible I might have caught a housefly once, but I don’t remember ever doing it. TND has attended a bullfight. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2007, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/354 "2007-08-05T23:41:11Z")
False. TND likes pickled eggs. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2007, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/355 "2007-08-05T23:42:13Z")
[QUOTE=bluethree] TND has attended a bullfight. [/QUOTE] True, both Portuguese and Spanish versions. TND regularly corresponds, via snail-mail, with someone overseas. ---
**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/356 "2007-08-06T09:20:12Z")
I’m from overseas. And I study snails. So stretching the figuratively speaking term, its true. The next Doper gets overly excited at the sound of someone eating a crunchy apple. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/357 "2007-08-06T11:47:08Z")
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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/358 "2007-08-06T11:47:43Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > TND likes pickled eggs. False. Eww. 😉 [QUOTE=Kotick] The next Doper gets overly excited at the sound of someone eating a crunchy apple. [/QUOTE] Only if it’s me making the sound, and usually only if the apple in question is a nice tart Granny Smith. TND is currently on at least one prescription medication. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/359 "2007-08-06T13:36:41Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] False. Eww. ;)Only if it’s me making the sound, and usually only if the apple in question is a nice tart Granny Smith. TND is currently on at least one prescription medication. [/QUOTE] Nope, not a thing. TND hates smilies. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/360 "2007-08-06T13:40:19Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] TND hates smilies. [/QUOTE] False. I find them very useful for conveying subtleties (sarcasm, good will) that are often lost through this text-only medium. They beat the hell out of “LOL,” that’s for damn sure. 🙂 TND regularly posts to at least one message board other than the SDMB. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=19)