# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/361 "2007-08-06T13:41:52Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] False. I find them very useful for conveying subtleties (sarcasm, good will) that are often lost through this text-only medium. They beat the hell out of “LOL,” that’s for damn sure. 🙂 TND regularly posts to at least one message board other than the SDMB. [/QUOTE] True, though it looks like its end is near. ☹ TND doesn’t eat bacon. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/362 "2007-08-06T15:58:28Z")
False. Bacon is one of the basic food groups. TND has a stuffed toy on his/her desk. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/363 "2007-08-06T16:14:05Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] False. Bacon is one of the basic food groups. TND has a stuffed toy on his/her desk. [/QUOTE] True, a stuffed “kissing disease” from [giantmicrobes.com](http://giantmicrobes.com) sits on my desk at home. TND is running out of ideas for this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/364 "2007-08-06T16:32:33Z")
True. TND has more than six email addresses ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/365 "2007-08-06T16:35:59Z")
I do. TND can make really cool paper airplanes. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/366 "2007-08-06T17:00:00Z")
False. Just the conventional ones. TND has has gone SCUBA diving. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/367 "2007-08-06T17:53:23Z")
False. Snorkling many times, including on the Outer Banks and in the Bahamas, but never scuba. The next Doper rarely watches network news. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/368 "2007-08-06T17:55:09Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The next Doper rarely watches network news. [/QUOTE] True. TND has posted at least once on each page of this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/369 "2007-08-06T20:11:58Z")
False. And yes, I do know how to spell “snorkeling.” The next Doper envies Hamid Karzai for his hats. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/370 "2007-08-06T21:11:45Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] False. And yes, I do know how to spell “snorkeling.” The next Doper envies Hamid Karzai for his hats. [/QUOTE] False, but good guess. TND has been to an adult bookstore in the last year. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/371 "2007-08-06T21:23:09Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] TND has been to an adult bookstore in the last year. [/QUOTE] False. Much like brick-and-mortar travel agencies, I don’t see how those places haven’t been rendered completely extinct by the advent of the internet. TND intends to be the last to post to this thread, whether it dies of lack of general interest or mod intervention. ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/372 "2007-08-06T21:23:39Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] False, but good guess. TND has been to an adult bookstore in the last year. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] False. You don’t know me at all. TND saw a live bunny rabbit today. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/373 "2007-08-06T21:40:26Z")
[QUOTE=bluethree] TND saw a live bunny rabbit today. [/QUOTE] False, although I do occasionally see rabbits hopping around local lawns. TND is waiting for someone to get home so that supper can be served. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/374 "2007-08-07T21:11:29Z")
False. I’m just about to leave work, and then I hope to eat. The next Doper doubts that Hillary will win the Democratic nomination. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/375 "2007-08-08T01:09:32Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] False. I’m just about to leave work, and then I hope to eat. The next Doper doubts that Hillary will win the Democratic nomination. [/QUOTE] True, but I would rather not say why. TND would rather be fishing SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/376 "2007-08-08T02:43:51Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] …TND would rather be fishing… [/QUOTE] For a nanosecond, I thought that said “fisting.” :eek: False to both. The next Doper is irritated by at least one Elvis song. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/377 "2007-08-08T14:24:59Z")
True. Elvis is an irritation on rock and roll’s ass. TND owns a really cool car. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/378 "2007-08-08T14:43:26Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] TND owns a really cool car. [/QUOTE] Only for values of “cool” less than or equal to “a '99 Corolla.” 😛 TND likes Mountain Dew. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/379 "2007-08-08T15:53:06Z")
False. Give me Dr Pepper or give me… Ummm. Something else. TND has read H.P. Lovecraft’s ‘The Call of Cthulhu’ ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/380 "2007-08-08T16:19:23Z")
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