# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/21 "2007-07-20T21:28:00Z")
[QUOTE=Pygmy Rugger]
False, closer to 160.
The next doper has a secret they can’t tell anybody IRL, but wants to share with the Dope.
[/QUOTE]
False, I won’t tell you guys either. 😉
TND has had sex in a bar parking lot.
SSG Schwartz
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### Author:  [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/22 "2007-07-20T21:34:04Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]
False, I won’t tell you guys either. 😉
TND has had sex in a bar parking lot.
SSG Schwartz
[/QUOTE]
False. ☹ Sigh.
TND is a television actor.
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### Author:  [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/23 "2007-07-20T23:12:04Z")
[QUOTE=photopat]
False. ☹ Sigh.
TND is a television actor.
[/QUOTE]
No, but I play one on TV.
TND has a barbed wire collection.
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### Author:  [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/24 "2007-07-20T23:45:27Z")
False…but I do have a square nail collection…oh, so close!
TND wears nipple rings/studs.
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### Author:  [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2007, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/25 "2007-07-20T23:59:48Z")
False!
The next doper has had at least one sexual experience that he/she regrets.
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### Author:  [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2007, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/26 "2007-07-21T03:19:37Z")
[QUOTE=Brynda]
False!
The next doper has had at least one sexual experience that he/she regrets.
[/QUOTE]
True, but then, hasn’t everybody?
TND frequently has dreams in which s/he is of the opposite sex.
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### Author:  [@Jelymag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jelymag)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2007, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/27 "2007-07-21T03:23:36Z")
False.
TND has a car that needs a trip to the repair shop.
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### Author:  [@Ms.Pumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms.Pumpkin)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2007, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/28 "2007-07-21T03:37:54Z")
[QUOTE=Jelymag]
False.
TND has a car that needs a trip to the repair shop.
[/QUOTE]
True. My brakes are beyond bad.
The next poster has something moldy in their fridge.
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### Author:  [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2007, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/29 "2007-07-21T03:39:04Z")
Technically true. Restoring a 48 Chevy.
Grmph… Simulpost.
Also true. Something living in the fridge.
TND hates scary movies.
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### Author:  [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2007, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/30 "2007-07-21T03:58:29Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer]
TND hates scary movies.
[/QUOTE]
Nope. I’ve seen lots of Tom Cruise movies.
TND is a vegetarian.
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### Author:  [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2007, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/31 "2007-07-21T14:14:48Z")
[QUOTE=silenus]
TND is a vegetarian.
[/QUOTE]
False.
TND has already placed an order for bacon salt.
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### Author:  [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2007, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/32 "2007-07-21T14:38:32Z")
False, but it’s tempting…
The next doper is female, but often assumed to be male on the forum.
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### Author:  [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2007, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/33 "2007-07-21T16:07:04Z")
[QUOTE=sandra\_nz]
The next doper is female, but often assumed to be male on the forum.
[/QUOTE]
False.
The next Doper has had sex with someone they would never even consider introducing to their friends and family.
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### Author:  [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Metal_Lotus)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2007, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/34 "2007-07-22T01:22:15Z")
True
No details or pics, you guys are like family to me!
TND is a secret slob…
FML
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### Author:  [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2007, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/35 "2007-07-22T01:31:34Z")
[QUOTE=Full Metal Lotus]
True
No details or pics, you guys are like family to me!
TND is a secret slob…
FML
[/QUOTE]
It’s no secret.
TND has a name that ends in a vowel.
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### Author:  [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2007, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/36 "2007-07-22T02:03:21Z")
[QUOTE=Laughing Lagomorph]
TND has a name that ends in a vowel.
[/QUOTE]
Nope.
TND hasn’t read a single Harry Potter book.
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### Author:  [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2007, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/37 "2007-07-22T02:34:19Z")
True. Well mostly true, I started one of 'em but couldn’t get past the first chapter.
TND does not make their bed on the weekends.
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### Author:  [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2007, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/38 "2007-07-22T03:48:52Z")
[QUOTE=blondebear]
True. Well mostly true, I started one of 'em but couldn’t get past the first chapter.
TND does not make their bed on the weekends.
[/QUOTE]
True, but hell, I don’t make my bed during the week either.
TND has attended one Major League Baseball game.
SSG Schwartz
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### Author:  [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2007, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/39 "2007-07-22T07:42:30Z")
True, one and only one Brewers game.
The next doper to post has eaten a picnic in an unusual place.
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### Author:  [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2007, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/40 "2007-07-22T16:07:46Z")
[QUOTE=Miss Purl McKnittington]
True, one and only one Brewers game.
The next doper to post has eaten a picnic in an unusual place.
[/QUOTE]
If by “picnic”, you mean “any food eaten outdoors”, sure - I’ve had many a snack or trail lunch on top of mountains.
If it has to involve other people with me? Nope- I usually hike alone.
TND has jumped out of an airplane.
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