# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/381 "2007-08-08T17:21:40Z")
True…a desert tortise that wandered around our house in the middle of town one day; we kept him for a couple of years and then he decided to run away to some other house in town. Pretty cool turtle he was. TND can run a mile in under 5 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/382 "2007-08-08T20:46:24Z")
[QUOTE=Yeticus Rex] TND can run a mile in under 5 minutes. [/QUOTE] False, although I often walk a three-mile route in about 40 minutes. TND has tried out for a quiz show, passed the audition, but never appeared on the program. ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/383 "2007-08-08T22:07:15Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] False, although I often walk a three-mile route in about 40 minutes. TND has tried out for a quiz show, passed the audition, but never appeared on the program. [/QUOTE] False, but close. I auditioned and did well on the questions, but they didn’t like my personality. I didn’t know I was supposed to be bubbly so early in the process. TND has a sibling who lives overseas. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/384 "2007-08-09T03:07:21Z")
False. Both of my sisters live here in Ohio. The next Doper thinks Mitt Romney really should be running for president of the ASPCA: [Romney strapped his dog on car roof for 12 hour journey - Great Debates - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=426753) ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/385 "2007-08-10T21:16:51Z")
Meh. Sounds like he was the victim of a slow news day. TND knows all the words to the Pina Colada song. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/386 "2007-08-11T04:19:42Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] Meh. Sounds like he was the victim of a slow news day. TND knows all the words to the Pina Colada song. [/QUOTE] If you mean the one by Rupert Holmes, I can say true. TND would watch soccer instead of American Football. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/387 "2007-08-11T04:46:25Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] If you mean the one by Rupert Holmes, I can say true. TND would watch soccer instead of American Football. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] false…i like me some footbalkl. tnd has been to at least two movies in the theatenr in the last week. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/388 "2007-08-11T05:48:27Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] false…i like me some footbalkl. tnd has been to at least two movies in the theatenr in the last week. [/QUOTE] True, sorta. I saw the Bourne Ultimatum, then snuck into The Simpsons. Ssshhhh, don’t tell. TNDis a Charter Member. ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/389 "2007-08-11T11:17:59Z")
[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000] True, sorta. I saw the Bourne Ultimatum, then snuck into The Simpsons. Ssshhhh, don’t tell. TNDis a Charter Member. [/QUOTE] True. TND was a boy scout, girl scout, or indian guide. ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/390 "2007-08-11T12:52:08Z")
[QUOTE=bluethree] True. TND was a boy scout, girl scout, or indian guide. [/QUOTE] True. I was a Brownie. TND has work ths weekend. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/391 "2007-08-11T12:55:47Z")
Yep, have to leave in about 5 minutes. Rally the troops, talk to some people, turn in a job, and hop on some roofs. Yay me. TND has gone bungee jumping. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/392 "2007-08-11T14:33:57Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] TND has gone bungee jumping. [/QUOTE] False. Roller coasters are about as adrenaline-soaked as my leisure activities get. 🙂 TND is an experienced martial artist. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/393 "2007-08-11T19:06:38Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] False. Roller coasters are about as adrenaline-soaked as my leisure activities get. 🙂 TND is an experienced martial artist. [/QUOTE] Training, yes. Experienced would be too much a stretch. TND mows their own yard. (Hey, I’m running out of ideas here. Give me a break.) ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/394 "2007-08-11T19:22:04Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] Training, yes. Experienced would be too much a stretch. TND mows their own yard. (Hey, I’m running out of ideas here. Give me a break.) [/QUOTE] Mow a concrete yard? I don’t have a mower. TND has three niples/ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/395 "2007-08-12T03:31:28Z")
False. I’m no Scaramanga. The next Doper _wishes_ he/she had three nipples. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/396 "2007-08-12T08:06:52Z")
Ummm… No. TND _knows_ someone with three nipples. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/397 "2007-08-12T14:26:34Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] TND _knows_ someone with three nipples. [/QUOTE] And then one; I know a girl (yes, in _that_ sense) with four nipples. Two are vestigial. Can we stop talking about nipples now? TND likes pepperoni. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/398 "2007-08-12T15:58:52Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] And then one; I know a girl (yes, in _that_ sense) with four nipples. Two are vestigial. Can we stop talking about nipples now? TND likes pepperoni. :smack: [/QUOTE] True, but from nipples to sausage? TND will look a porn in the next 20 mins. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/399 "2007-08-12T16:25:23Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] TND will look a porn in the next 20 mins. [/QUOTE] False. I actually don’t look at porn on any kind of regular basis. TND doesn’t own a cell phone. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/400 "2007-08-12T17:01:04Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] False. I actually don’t look at porn on any kind of regular basis. TND doesn’t own a cell phone. [/QUOTE] False. (Darn, I missed all the freaky nipple stuff.) TND has kissed someone goodnight in the past week. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=21)