# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/401 "2007-08-12T19:26:01Z")
Nope. Sorry. TND has a secret crush on someone. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/402 "2007-08-12T19:29:01Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] TND has a secret crush on someone. [/QUOTE] True. TND has skydived before. ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/403 "2007-08-12T22:24:29Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] True. TND has skydived before. [/QUOTE] False. TND took six years or more to get a college degree. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/404 "2007-08-13T12:32:32Z")
True. 38 years and counting. TND has waterskiied before. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/405 "2007-08-13T14:48:22Z")
False. Snow only, and that just once. TND has just attended Wizard World. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/406 "2007-08-13T16:31:23Z")
Uh, no…not even Wally World… TND has driven 1000 miles in one day. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/407 "2007-08-14T14:40:29Z")
[QUOTE=Yeticus Rex] Uh, no…not even Wally World… TND has driven 1000 miles in one day. [/QUOTE] True, Fort Bragg, NC to Fort Sam Houston, TX. A stunt I will not attempt again. TND still has a Rick Springfield poster SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/408 "2007-08-14T18:18:01Z")
FALSE!!! Never had one, never will. TND has not stopped beating his/her spouse. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2007, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/409 "2007-08-14T18:21:15Z")
[QUOTE=photopat] TND has not stopped beating his/her spouse. [/QUOTE] True, and I never will stop. TND…arrggghhh I quit this thread!!! You **ALL WIN!!! DO YOU HEAR ME???** :mad: ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/410 "2007-08-15T00:18:25Z")
False, I don’t hear you. But I do read you. 😃 TND has an enemies list. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/411 "2007-08-15T00:24:26Z")
[QUOTE=photopat] False, I don’t hear you. But I do read you. 😃 TND has an enemies list. [/QUOTE] True, but don’t we all? TND thinks Michael Vick should be never heard from again. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/412 "2007-08-15T14:00:18Z")
Incorrect, I want to hear the sound of Michael Vick being torn apart by vicious dogs. Or maybe kittens because that would be more embarrassing. TND Has an ABBA album/CD ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/413 "2007-08-15T14:00:33Z")
True. TND will vote Cthulhu in 2008. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/414 "2007-08-15T21:11:59Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] True. TND will vote Cthulhu in 2008. [/QUOTE] False. _I_ plan to vote for Kodos. I love his platform of “abortions for some, little plastic flags for others.” TND can sing The Mikado from memory. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/415 "2007-08-16T02:33:45Z")
True… or at least, some of the lyrics from some of the songs. I was the imperial standardbearer/chorusmember in a high school production of _Mikado_, and it’s always been my favorite G&S operetta. The next Doper has felt insulted by someone in the last week. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/416 "2007-08-16T03:38:37Z")
No, not that I remember. But I am in construction, it takes a lot of insulting, hand waving, yelling, and brandishing of dangerous weapons for me to even notice. TND has been hit on in the last week. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/417 "2007-08-16T03:49:20Z")
False, unless you count my wife. She’s kinda sweet on me. The next Doper has at least one box that hasn’t been opened in the last three moves. ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/418 "2007-08-16T20:00:53Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] False, unless you count my wife. She’s kinda sweet on me. The next Doper has at least one box that hasn’t been opened in the last three moves. [/QUOTE] Probably true, but I couldn’t swear to it. TND has cleaned up vomit in the last 72 hours. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/419 "2007-08-16T21:50:26Z")
[QUOTE=bluethree] TND has cleaned up vomit in the last 72 hours. [/QUOTE] False. As a matter of fact, I’m currently on a Seinfeldian “no vomiting” streak of well over a decade’s duration. TND knows which food ruined Jerry’s streak on _Seinfeld_. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/420 "2007-08-17T00:49:32Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] False. As a matter of fact, I’m currently on a Seinfeldian “no vomiting” streak of well over a decade’s duration. TND knows which food ruined Jerry’s streak on _Seinfeld_. [/QUOTE] False. _Seinfeld_ was high on my dislike list. TND has tried Kopi Luwak.\* Coffee that’s brewed from beans excreted(read: _shit_) by the Palm Civet after it eats the fruit surrounding the bean. Really. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=22)