# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/421 "2007-08-17T00:57:43Z")
False. And now that I know what it is, I’ll never touch the stuff. The next Doper will, without researching it, recognize the following movie quote: “Shoot straight, you bastards, don’t make a mess of it!” ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/422 "2007-08-17T02:02:00Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The next Doper will, without researching it, recognize the following movie quote: “Shoot straight, you bastards, don’t make a mess of it!” [/QUOTE] Never saw the movie, but I can tell you that those are the last words of Harry “Breaker” Morant. (yeah, I’m back. sigh) :rolleyes: \<– me TND has at least one Rush album. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/423 "2007-08-17T02:14:52Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Never saw the movie, but I can tell you that those are the last words of Harry “Breaker” Morant. (yeah, I’m back. sigh) :rolleyes: \<– me TND has at least one Rush album. [/QUOTE] False, and I don’t think I’ve ever knowingly heard a Rush song. TND likes to sleep in a cool room. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/424 "2007-08-17T02:18:04Z")
True. With wool socks close at hand, if I get too cold during the night. And **One Cent Stamp** , you’ve just gotta see _Breaker Morant_. A great, great movie. The next Doper (if American) hasn’t really paid much attention to the presidential campaign yet. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/425 "2007-08-17T02:18:48Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] False, and I don’t think I’ve ever knowingly heard a Rush song. TND likes to sleep in a cool room. [/QUOTE] False, but the Mrs. Doper does. I guess that doesn’t count. TND would rather see Willie live in the nosebleed section than NBA front row. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![mr.jp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@mr.jp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.jp)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/426 "2007-08-17T02:20:00Z")
True The next doper does not now whether to answer true or false to this question ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/427 "2007-08-17T02:23:10Z")
[QUOTE=mr. jp] True The next doper does not now whether to answer true or false to this question [/QUOTE] True. Damn true. And **Elendil’s Heir** , I had to do a brief report on Morant for a History of South Africa class back in college. I’ve thought he was pretty cool ever since. I really need to get the movie. TND shaves his or her pubes. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/428 "2007-08-17T02:28:08Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] True. Damn true. And **Elendil’s Heir** , I had to do a brief report on Morant for a History of South Africa class back in college. I’ve thought he was pretty cool ever since. I really need to get the movie. TND shaves his or her pubes. [/QUOTE] Occasionally true. TND has at least one poem memorized. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/429 "2007-08-17T02:46:30Z")
Alas, false. I know a bit of Shelley’s “Ozymandias,” but doubt I could get through the whole thing unprompted. The next Doper (if American) hasn’t really paid much attention to the presidential campaign yet. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/430 "2007-08-17T02:49:52Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The next Doper (if American) hasn’t really paid much attention to the presidential campaign yet. [/QUOTE] False, sadly. TND is wearing jeans right now. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/431 "2007-08-17T02:55:16Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] False, sadly. TND is wearing jeans right now. [/QUOTE] False. TND’s hair looks kind of rough right now. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/432 "2007-08-17T02:55:25Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] False, sadly. TND is wearing jeans right now. [/QUOTE] (Checking) Um…true. TND is using a Mac. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/433 "2007-08-17T03:04:09Z")
False. TND plays KoL. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/434 "2007-08-17T03:09:22Z")
[QUOTE=fetus] False. TND plays KoL. [/QUOTE] False. TND has naturally pointy-ish ears. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/435 "2007-08-17T03:34:47Z")
Negative. TND has at least shoulder length hair. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/436 "2007-08-17T03:47:09Z")
True, halfway down my back. TND wears a watch. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/437 "2007-08-17T04:30:58Z")
False. TND has a PDA. ---
**Author:** ![Bootis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bootis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bootis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/438 "2007-08-17T09:19:16Z")
True TND has an ex (or old crush) who, if they came around one day out of the blue and begged to be taken back, it wouldn’t be easy not to say yes ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/439 "2007-08-17T13:03:53Z")
[QUOTE=Bootis] TND has an ex (or old crush) who, if they came around one day out of the blue and begged to be taken back, it wouldn’t be easy not to say yes [/QUOTE] Very true. TND has never set foot in Europe. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/440 "2007-08-17T19:55:55Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] TND has never set foot in Europe. [/QUOTE] True. TND has not talked on the phone today. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=23)