# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Bootis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bootis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bootis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/441 "2007-08-17T21:22:09Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] True. TND has not talked on the phone today. [/QUOTE] True. TND when listening to music sometimes imagines its them playing it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/442 "2007-08-18T02:31:28Z")
True. I’ve been known to play air guitar, air violin, air piano, and air saxophone. And I conduct a little on the side. 😉 The next Doper is quite good at chess. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/443 "2007-08-18T02:54:35Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] True. I’ve been known to play air guitar, air violin, air piano, and air saxophone. And I conduct a little on the side. 😉 The next Doper is quite good at chess. [/QUOTE] False, and not having anyone to play it with means I’m not going to get better any time soon. ☹ TND ate something spicy today. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/444 "2007-08-18T03:23:57Z")
False. Pop Tart and OJ for breakfast; IHOP French toast and sausage for lunch, with more OJ; and a Pizza Hut personal pan pizza with pepperoni and pineapple for dinner, along with a tossed salad. Yes, I know my diet leaves something to be desired. The next Doper ate more healthily than I did today. ---
**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/445 "2007-08-18T04:31:31Z")
True, but only just: coffee and cinnamon roll for breakfast, chili (small portion!) for lunch, tofu fried rice for dinner. The next Doper loves jazz. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/446 "2007-08-18T06:28:06Z")
[QUOTE=E. Thorp] True, but only just: coffee and cinnamon roll for breakfast, chili (small portion!) for lunch, tofu fried rice for dinner. The next Doper loves jazz. [/QUOTE] I want to say false, but I love Thelonious Monk. No one other, but maybe just one is good enough. TND has posted to my Space SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/447 "2007-08-18T06:57:22Z")
Decidedly false. TND is up passed their bed time ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/448 "2007-08-18T20:21:44Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] TND is up passed their bed time [/QUOTE] Since that post went unanswered for over twelve hours, it’s now false. TND is posting from somewhere other than his/her residence. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/449 "2007-08-19T00:51:52Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] Since that post went unanswered for over twelve hours, it’s now false. TND is posting from somewhere other than his/her residence. [/QUOTE] True. Now if somebody will help me down from this damn tree! TND is not registered in either of the big 2 political parties. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/450 "2007-08-19T01:04:36Z")
False. TND has played Morton’s List. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/451 "2007-08-19T02:31:54Z")
[QUOTE=fetus] False. TND has played Morton’s List. [/QUOTE] Morton’s What? False TND struck out at the club tonight SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/452 "2007-08-19T03:18:19Z")
False, didn’t go. TND has been clubbing in a foreign country. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/453 "2007-08-19T04:18:19Z")
True, if a quasi-pub crawl in London counts. False otherwise. The next Doper is fully prepared for the inevitable zombie uprising. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/454 "2007-08-19T04:24:12Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The next Doper is fully prepared for the inevitable zombie uprising. [/QUOTE] True. I just acquired some new large-capacity magazines for my assault weapon. The next Doper is afraid of clowns. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/455 "2007-08-19T04:32:57Z")
Mostly false. I find some clowns vaguely disquieting, but I’m not actually scared of them. The next Doper counts at least six Beatles songs as strong personal favorites. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/456 "2007-08-19T06:02:31Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The next Doper counts at least six Beatles songs as strong personal favorites. [/QUOTE] True, but I still like the Stones, Beach Boys and Creedence better. TND is a lucid dreamer. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/457 "2007-08-19T18:04:52Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] True, but I still like the Stones, Beach Boys and Creedence better. TND is a lucid dreamer. [/QUOTE] False for the most part. Occasionally I manage a bit of direction, but rarely. Of course, I’m not that lucid wide awake either. 🙂 TND has had at least one surgical procedure in the last year. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/458 "2007-08-19T18:11:31Z")
[QUOTE=photopat] False for the most part. Occasionally I manage a bit of direction, but rarely. Of course, I’m not that lucid wide awake either. 🙂 TND has had at least one surgical procedure in the last year. [/QUOTE] False, but there’s two I should have had. TND has at least one surgical procedure scheduled for this upcoming year. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/459 "2007-08-20T20:06:22Z")
Fortunately false. The next Doper can’t resist opening threads about World War II. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/460 "2007-08-20T20:19:43Z")
False. TND has opened a spam email for male enhancement. Just out of curiosity of course. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=24)