# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/461 "2007-08-20T21:12:34Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] False. TND has opened a spam email for male enhancement. Just out of curiosity of course. [/QUOTE] TRU3!!! C1AL15!!! V1A6RA!!! TND hasn’t been to any doctor in over a year. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/462 "2007-08-20T21:14:51Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] TRU3!!! C1AL15!!! V1A6RA!!! TND hasn’t been to any doctor in over a year. [/QUOTE] False. I had a strep throat/ear infection extravaganza in February and had to go see a doctor for something that would keep my head from falling off. TND plays some kind of game intended for children. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/463 "2007-08-20T21:49:13Z")
False. But I watch a lot of cartoons. And am commonly considered infantile. TND has marched in the Gay Pride parade. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/464 "2007-08-20T21:54:10Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] False. But I watch a lot of cartoons. And am commonly considered infantile. TND has marched in the Gay Pride parade. [/QUOTE] “The” gay pride parade? I’ve marched in several, but if there’s a “the” pride parade, maybe not. 😕 TND knows or knew someone who has or had AIDS. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/465 "2007-08-20T22:14:19Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] TND knows or knew someone who has or had AIDS. [/QUOTE] True – a guy I knew in high school. I lost track of him after we graduated, then was watching the news one night and happened to see him interviewed during a feature on a local residence for people with AIDS. TND used public transportation within the last twenty-four hours. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/466 "2007-08-20T23:47:44Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] “The” gay pride parade? I’ve marched in several, but if there’s a “the” pride parade, maybe not. 😕 TND knows or knew someone who has or had AIDS. [/QUOTE] I know. I was just using shorthand. One of the many. But of course as a New Yorker I consider that to be “the” gay pride parade. But New Yorkers also consider themselves to be the only city, so… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/467 "2007-08-21T04:33:16Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] …TND used public transportation within the last twenty-four hours. [/QUOTE] False. I should have, but I didn’t. I like driving my own car too much. The next Doper thinks cheetahs (the African felines, not the girl group) are cool. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/468 "2007-08-21T05:20:05Z")
True. All the big cats are awesome. I even have a tat of a panther. TND also has a tattoo ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/469 "2007-08-21T12:39:49Z")
False. Virgin skin. TND loves Greek food. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/470 "2007-08-21T13:30:57Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] TND loves Greek food. [/QUOTE] I don’t know about _real_ Greek food, but I certainly love what passes for it here in the States. A real Hellenophile is welcome to drop by and tell me if gyros, souvlaki, etc. are authentic. TND likes marshmallow Peeps. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/471 "2007-08-21T14:59:24Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] I don’t know about _real_ Greek food, but I certainly love what passes for it here in the States. A real Hellenophile is welcome to drop by and tell me if gyros, souvlaki, etc. are authentic. TND likes marshmallow Peeps. [/QUOTE] TRUUUUE!!! TND has never been outside the U.S. ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/472 "2007-08-21T15:25:10Z")
False. I’ve been to Canada and Ireland. TND has overdrawn their bank account in the last 6 months. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/473 "2007-08-21T15:40:08Z")
False. The bank account stays nicely balanced, now that I’m not allowed to deal with it in any way. TND owns (or is purchasing) his or her home. ---
**Author:** ![Electrical\_Storm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ac8455/32.png) [@Electrical\_Storm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electrical_Storm)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/474 "2007-08-21T17:30:49Z")
True enough! I own my home. The next Doper loves to play “Grand Theft Auto”. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/475 "2007-08-21T18:48:14Z")
False! I just had to live with someone who did for ten years. TND is very good at fellatio. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/476 "2007-08-21T18:53:47Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] TND is very good at fellatio. [/QUOTE] False. I’m a straight guy, so I’ve received, but never given. TND has worked (not necessarily completed) a crossword puzzle today. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/477 "2007-08-22T04:06:45Z")
False. I’m not a crossword junkie, which surprises a lot of people who know me. Just not my bag. The closest I come to it is Scrabble, which I’m not too shabby at playing. The next Doper has been inside an Apple computer store in the past year. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/478 "2007-08-22T04:18:14Z")
True! Twice just this year. Becauses the damn power cord keeps snapping off if you look at it funny. TND has the good sense to have a PC. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/479 "2007-08-22T13:30:56Z")
At work, true (no choice). At home, false (by choice, and no regrets). The next Doper owns no Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems stock. ---
**Author:** ![Wonderwall6129](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Wonderwall6129](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonderwall6129)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/480 "2007-08-22T14:40:22Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] False currently, though formerly true. TND likes a song that was first recorded before he/she was born. [/QUOTE] True, True, true. And I’m probably the only person who likes it nowadays- “Jump” by Van Halen. TND likes Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=25)