# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/561 "2007-08-28T18:21:06Z")
True…I love my dough! TND has jumped with his/her motorcycle over a ditch, car, or \ human. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/562 "2007-08-28T18:48:41Z")
False. I’ve never even driven a motorcycle (although I’ve enjoyed the few rides I’ve had on them, driven by others). The next Doper prefers Bach to Beethoven. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/563 "2007-08-28T21:26:22Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] False. I’ve never even driven a motorcycle (although I’ve enjoyed the few rides I’ve had on them, driven by others). The next Doper prefers Bach to Beethoven. [/QUOTE] False, and Mozart kicks both their asses. TND has at least 3 TVs. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/564 "2007-08-28T21:41:17Z")
[QUOTE=photopat] TND has at least 3 TVs. [/QUOTE] False, just two – the one I use in my apartment, and a 1979-vintage black & white that’s in my parents’ attic (or at least was when I moved to Indiana). TND, however, is too young (or was too privileged as a child) to have ever owned a black & white TV set. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/565 "2007-08-28T22:46:57Z")
False! Owned 2 13" with the rotary dials one for uhf and one for VHF. TND can shoot the hairs off a flys’ butt at 300 yards. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/566 "2007-08-29T00:14:03Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] False (and don’t you mean a “recluse” spider?). [/QUOTE] Heir (or Hair :D) I’ve already adimmited to not being able to spell with a dictionary and both hands. It’s gotten worse since I got bit by that spider. Anyway True…if it’s a really reall big fly and I had a camera. TND spends all his time the computer but can’t really type. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/567 "2007-08-29T01:15:20Z")
False. Typing was the most useful class I took in high school. TND bought their first cell phone within the last two years. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/568 "2007-08-29T02:56:08Z")
False. TND owned a cellphone at or before age 14. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/569 "2007-08-29T06:09:52Z")
[QUOTE=fetus] False. TND owned a cellphone at or before age 14. [/QUOTE] False. When I was 14 cellphones all weighted 200 lbs. And to get to the community cell phone you had to walk a mile in the snow. Uphill. Both ways. AND WE WERE GRATFUL! TND is absently minding picking their nose. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/570 "2007-08-29T14:07:38Z")
False. I’m _purposeful_ when I pick my nose. The next Doper thinks mods are a bit too quick to close long, meandering threads like this. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/571 "2007-08-29T22:12:20Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] False. I’m _purposeful_ when I pick my nose. The next Doper thinks mods are a bit too quick to close long, meandering threads like this. [/QUOTE] False. I think they’re gluttons for punishment. TND will be a mod, closing this thread. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2007, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/572 "2007-08-29T22:31:06Z")
[QUOTE=photopat] TND will be a mod, closing this thread. 😃 [/QUOTE] False (unless I lose a simulpost race). I have a fever, and TND knows what the only prescription for it is. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/573 "2007-08-30T18:25:10Z")
True, if you’re thinkin’ cowbell. The next Doper never quotes SNL. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/574 "2007-08-30T20:19:13Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] True, if you’re thinkin’ cowbell. The next Doper never quotes SNL. [/QUOTE] Obviously false. 😃 I was born 48 years ago today. TND is younger than I am. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2007, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/575 "2007-08-30T22:36:37Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] I was born 48 years ago today. TND is younger than I am. [/QUOTE] True…that was a pretty safe assumption, but only by 4 years. TND has played poker in a casino in Vegas. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2007, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/576 "2007-08-31T03:09:30Z")
False, still about 3 weeks until I turn 21. > [@betenoir](#): > > AND WE WERE GRATFUL! TND is actually full of grats, and it doesn’t hurt a bit. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2007, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/577 "2007-08-31T04:26:28Z")
True. My grats tickle a little now and then, but my doctor assures me that’s normal. The next Doper feeds brats to his/her grats. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/578 "2007-09-01T23:44:29Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] True. My grats tickle a little now and then, but my doctor assures me that’s normal. The next Doper feeds brats to his/her grats. [/QUOTE] False, I have no idea what grats are. TND has played piano in front of paying patrons. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![The\_Them](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@The\_Them](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Them)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2007, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/579 "2007-09-02T03:39:38Z")
False, but I have done standup comedy. For free, sadly. The Next Doper thinks cats should be banned. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2007, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/580 "2007-09-02T04:40:37Z")
False. My cat Sal has instructed me in no uncertain terms to vote against any proposed cat-banning bill, and of course I must obey him. The next Doper has recently learned more than he or she really wanted to about gay bathroom sex, thanks to the headlines about former Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=30)