# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2007, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/41 "2007-07-22T16:54:58Z")
False. The next Doper will have sung in an opera. ---
**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2007, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/42 "2007-07-22T16:59:02Z")
False, although I did want to be an opera singer once! TND lives in a different country from the one they were born in. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2007, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/43 "2007-07-22T20:27:37Z")
[QUOTE=Dottygumdrop] TND lives in a different country from the one they were born in. [/QUOTE] False – I’ve always been a USA resident. TND wears contact lenses. ---
**Author:** ![Jelymag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jelymag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jelymag)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2007, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/44 "2007-07-22T20:45:02Z")
True. TND does not use a cell phone. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2007, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/45 "2007-07-22T20:50:33Z")
False. ## TND works in a cubicle. Point of Order: Is there a guideline for how often a Doper can post? ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2007, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/46 "2007-07-22T23:30:06Z")
True. TND has bought a single item costing over $500 within the last month. (parts and labor count). ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2007, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/47 "2007-07-23T00:39:16Z")
[QUOTE=bluethree] True. TND has bought a single item costing over $500 within the last month. (parts and labor count). [/QUOTE] True. I bought a car for $13,000 eight days ago. TND is an only child. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2007, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/48 "2007-07-23T00:56:50Z")
[QUOTE=Aesiron] True. I bought a car for $13,000 eight days ago. TND is an only child. [/QUOTE] True! The next Doper has tried illegal drugs (in the past of course, winkwinknudgenudge) ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2007, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/49 "2007-07-23T01:46:09Z")
[QUOTE=Anaamika] True! The next Doper has tried illegal drugs (in the past of course, winkwinknudgenudge) [/QUOTE] True. (I don’t anymore). The next Doper loves Spam. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2007, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/50 "2007-07-23T02:08:55Z")
True. Fried and covered with maple syrup. With a side of macaroni and cheese. The next doper is bald. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2007, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/51 "2007-07-23T02:12:21Z")
False. For at least a few more years. The next doper is pregnant. ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2007, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/52 "2007-07-23T13:05:23Z")
[QUOTE=photopat] False. For at least a few more years. The next doper is pregnant. [/QUOTE] False – never been, never will be (sorry, **Mouse\_Maven** , shoulda’ been quicker) The next doper has a famous athlete’s jersey framed and hanging in his/her family room. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2007, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/53 "2007-07-23T14:29:34Z")
False. I don’t love any individual athlete that much, and it wouldn’t go with our decor anyway. The next Doper has already finished _Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows_. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2007, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/54 "2007-07-23T19:53:33Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The next Doper has already finished _Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows_. [/QUOTE] False. I haven’t read any of the books in the series. The next poster had a beer as his/her most recently consumed alcoholic beverage. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/55 "2007-07-24T00:57:15Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] False. I haven’t read any of the books in the series. The next poster had a beer as his/her most recently consumed alcoholic beverage. [/QUOTE] True, consuming one now. TNP has **given** a bad haircut. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/56 "2007-07-24T01:00:35Z")
Nope, I’ve never given a haircut of any variety. The next Doper will be eating something as they’re reading/typing. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/57 "2007-07-24T01:00:33Z")
Nope, I’ve never given a haircut of any variety. The next Doper will be eating something as they’re reading/typing. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/58 "2007-07-24T03:52:53Z")
False. It’s late and I’ve already brushed my teeth for the evening. The next Doper’s favorite classical composer will be J.S. Bach. ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/59 "2007-07-24T03:54:00Z")
False. I prefer Beethoven, although I’m not the biggest fan of that genre. The next poster has recently purchased a vehicle. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/60 "2007-07-24T19:39:58Z")
[QUOTE=hocow] The next poster has recently purchased a vehicle. [/QUOTE] False. I’ve never purchased one. As a child, the next poster ordered something by clipping and mailing a coupon from a comic book. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=4)