# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/601 "2007-09-09T06:02:59Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] TND is scared of heights. [/QUOTE] If you want to get technical, I suppose it’s really the **falling** I’m scared of, but I’ll say true. 😉 TND lives alone (in re: other humans). ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/602 "2007-09-09T10:45:36Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] TND lives alone (in re: other humans). [/QUOTE] True. TND has owned a car built before 1970. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/603 "2007-09-09T15:45:06Z")
I have never owned a car in my life. But I have some powerful friends with great big cars that may well have been built before 1970. TNP has read Ulysses. Cover to cover. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/604 "2007-09-09T16:05:27Z")
False, and probably never will. The next Doper knows the original Greek mythological Ulysses’s son’s name, and will tell us. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/605 "2007-09-09T16:22:32Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The next Doper knows the original Greek mythological Ulysses’s son’s name, and will tell us. [/QUOTE] False. I know it, but I won’t tell you, just to be contrary.\* TND has eaten seafood in the past 48 hours. - Telemachus? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/606 "2007-09-09T16:27:08Z")
False. Purely by happenstance; I love seafood. (Yes, it was Telemachus.) The next Doper has a secret crush on a politician. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/607 "2007-09-09T16:51:13Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The next Doper has a secret crush on a politician. [/QUOTE] True. And it’s going to _stay_ true, because it’s going to stay a secret. 😛 TND has not traveled by plane (yet) in 2007. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/608 "2007-09-09T21:39:35Z")
True. I haven’t been on a plane for about three years; haven’t needed to. The next Doper has never spoken the word “fucktard.” ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/609 "2007-09-09T21:57:53Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] True. I haven’t been on a plane for about three years; haven’t needed to. The next Doper has never spoken the word “fucktard.” [/QUOTE] True. I can’t even stand to type it. TND has posted at least ten times to this thread (a guess is good enough). ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/610 "2007-09-10T04:04:12Z")
Probably true. TND is, or has been, addicted to NetHack. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/611 "2007-09-10T16:23:36Z")
False. I don’t even know what it is. The next Doper rarely wears hats. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/612 "2007-09-10T16:29:41Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The next Doper rarely wears hats. [/QUOTE] True…rarely to never. TND wore braces and/or a retainer. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/613 "2007-09-10T16:42:21Z")
True, a retainer. Hated it and was glad to have it finally removed. And my front bottom teeth are still kinda crooked. The next Doper once considered a career in medicine. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/614 "2007-09-10T18:30:43Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] True, a retainer. Hated it and was glad to have it finally removed. And my front bottom teeth are still kinda crooked. The next Doper once considered a career in medicine. [/QUOTE] True. Pharmacist, anesthesiologist, medical examiner. Wound up working on computers in a hospital. TND has had sex with someone they knew less than 12 hours. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/615 "2007-09-10T18:44:42Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] TND has had sex with someone they knew less than 12 hours. [/QUOTE] False! I’m so proud of myself. 🙂 I like that question, so I’ll pass it along. TND has had sex with someone they knew less than 12 hours. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/616 "2007-09-10T19:34:10Z")
False. The quickest meeting-to-bedding record for me was about three weeks. Let the pointing and giggling commence. Same question for the next Doper. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/617 "2007-09-10T19:50:03Z")
True! I’m so proud of myself. What? 😕 Y’all wait the whole 12 hours? TND has had sex with someone he/she has known for years before falling into sin. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/618 "2007-09-10T20:05:13Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] True! I’m so proud of myself. What? 😕 **Y’all wait the whole 12 hours?** TND has had sex with someone he/she has known for years before falling into sin. [/QUOTE] So, how _you_ doin? 😛 Years plural? No. Between one and two though, yes. TND has had a partner who was currently married to someone besides TND. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/619 "2007-09-10T20:12:07Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] TND has had a partner who was currently married to someone besides TND. [/QUOTE] Not to my knowledge. That isn’t me being evasive; I really don’t think so, but I guess I can’t rule it out completely. How about more sex questions? TND has had sex with someone without ever knowing their name (first and last). ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/620 "2007-09-10T21:00:12Z")
Me again. It’s hard to get down the last name in under 12 hours. So, True. TND has been tied up for sex (Evil Captor can you take as good as you give 😉 ? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=30) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=32)