# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/621 "2007-09-10T21:07:00Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] TND has been tied up for sex (Evil Captor can you take as good as you give šŸ˜‰ ? [/QUOTE] Iā€™ve beenā€¦restrained. And while restrained, Iā€™ve participated inā€¦acts of a sexual nature. But if weā€™re talking about literal intercourse while literally tied, no. _ahem_šŸ™‚ TND had eaten food off another personā€™s naked body in a sexual context, and/or had it done to them. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/622 "2007-09-10T21:23:05Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] TND had eaten food off another personā€™s naked body in a sexual context, and/or had it done to them. [/QUOTE] False. Does anyone with experience recommend/discourage this practice? TND has slept with a sex partner while unaware that said partnerā€™s child was in the house. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/623 "2007-09-10T21:34:20Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] False. Does anyone with experience recommend/discourage this practice? [/quote] Directly off of the genitals of either partner is gross IMHO, but a little honey drizzled on a ladyā€™s very aroused, pink nipplesā€¦aw shit, Iā€™ll be in my bunk. šŸ˜› Oh, and donā€™t do it on any sheets you arenā€™t prepared to discard. > [@](#): > > TND has slept with a sex partner while unaware that said partnerā€™s child was in the house. False, I was always aware. TND has had sex on a boat or other water craft. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/624 "2007-09-10T22:51:11Z")
No. But I bet TND has had anal sex. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/625 "2007-09-10T23:19:05Z")
[QUOTE=fetus] But I bet TND has had anal sex. [/QUOTE] Uh, yup. TND has masturbated with the aid of a toy or other device. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/626 "2007-09-10T23:29:27Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Uh, yup. TND has masturbated with the aid of a toy or other device. [/QUOTE] True, but who hasnā€™t. In keeping with the theme, TND has fantasized during sex SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/627 "2007-09-10T23:37:07Z")
No. But I hear TND has had full-blown sexual intercourse while at least one of the people involved was fully clothed. Of course, technicalities (pants around the knees, etc.) count. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2007, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/628 "2007-09-10T23:50:33Z")
[QUOTE=fetus] But I hear TND has had full-blown sexual intercourse while at least one of the people involved was fully clothed. Of course, technicalities (pants around the knees, etc.) count. [/QUOTE] Who hasnā€™t? TND has had intercourse to completion at theirā€™s or their partnerā€™s place of employment during business hours. Dayum. Did I light a fire in this thread or what? Buncha pervsā€¦ šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/629 "2007-09-11T00:17:00Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] Who hasnā€™t? TND has had intercourse to completion at theirā€™s or their partnerā€™s place of employment during business hours. Dayum. Did I light a fire in this thread or what? Buncha pervsā€¦ šŸ˜‰ [/QUOTE] Yupā€¦we both work there and we make the hours. TND has had intercourse in an old dirty bathroom at a gas stationā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/630 "2007-09-11T00:30:51Z")
Nope. But I have had sex in the dirty basement of a florist. TND has had sex on the hood of a car. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/631 "2007-09-11T00:35:17Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] Nope. But I have had sex in the dirty basement of a florist. TND has had sex on the hood of a car. [/QUOTE] False, it was the back seat of a '72 Pinto. TND has had sex with a relative of the partner in the room. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/632 "2007-09-11T00:55:17Z")
Yes. It was in the same room with my soon to be brother-in-law, who was sleeping. Ok, I need to quit this game, because I am pretty much going to say yes to any of the sex questions. I need a new hobby. (Subtle attempt at moving the game away from sex questions.) TND loves trips in helicopters. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/633 "2007-09-11T00:55:23Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] TND has had sex with a relative of the partner in the room. [/QUOTE] Sure. The principals were ā€œme,ā€ ā€œmy wife at the timeā€ and ā€œour kids,ā€ and the setting was ā€œmotel room.ā€ We were really quiet and they were really young. šŸ˜ƒ TND lost their virginity after age 18. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/634 "2007-09-11T00:56:50Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] Yes. Soon to be brother-in-law, who was sleeping. Ok, I need to quit this game, because I am pretty much going to say yes to any of the sex questions. I need a new hobby. (Subtle attempt at moving the game away from sex questions.) TND loves trips in helicopters. [/QUOTE] Shit. False - Iā€™ve never taken one, but would love to. And, getting back on track, hereā€™s one **Fisha** might say no to: TND lost their virginity after age 18. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/635 "2007-09-11T00:59:59Z")
Nope. Only about three months off, though. I bet TND also had their first kiss at age 17 like I did. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/636 "2007-09-11T01:04:28Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] Who hasnā€™t? TND has had intercourse to completion at theirā€™s or their partnerā€™s place of employment during business hours. ) [/QUOTE] Ooowwā€¦I have to answer this if Iā€™m breaking th rules of the threadā€¦OK technically it wasnā€™t during business hours but it was still working hours. And I had this huge crush on this guy who came in after hours and basically said now or never!!! So we did it the (Yeticus Rexā€¦)in the filthy bathroom. And then I got fired. Well, the things we do for lust. Iā€™ve also come very close to doing it on the hood of a car. But we stopped and as one says ā€œgot a roomā€. But to get back to the thread, my partnerā€™s not in the the room. But my mother is. And Iā€™ve scewed her nephew. My cousin. BUT WEā€™RE NOT BLOOD RELATIONS OK? TND has been rimmed. Or has rimmed others. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/637 "2007-09-11T01:06:06Z")
[QUOTE=projammer] TND has been rimmed. Or has rimmed others. [/quote] No, sadly. TND has had more than two fingers inside another personā€™s vagina or anus. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/638 "2007-09-11T01:12:58Z")
Jesus, type for a while and suddenly itā€™s a whole different thread when you come back. I think I have. Iā€™ve walked up and down Manhattan and over NH soo I might have clocked 10 miles. My last TND stands goddammit ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/639 "2007-09-11T01:13:28Z")
False. TND has never achieved orgasm with the aid of an electrical or electronic device. ETA: To **OneCentStamp** , true. I had four fingers in someoneā€™s vagina once. Which, um, subsequently bled for two weeks. Which, in turn, led to a pretty angry girlfriend. My limit was two after that. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/640 "2007-09-11T01:13:29Z")
False. Women are unappealing, and men areā€¦sensitive. (Woo hoo, finally!!!) TND is an orphan. ETA, good grief, I even previewed. True, I have never used a electrical or electronic device. Iā€™m a prude, remember? STOP EDITING EVERYONE, damnit. Iā€™m easily confused. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=31) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=33)