# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/641 "2007-09-11T01:15:12Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] TND is an orphan. [/QUOTE] False, assuming the woman who gave me a bag of Vietnamese egg rolls and a birthday cake today is really my mom. šŸ˜› TND has had sex with an orphan (quit changing the subject, **fisha** ). šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/642 "2007-09-11T01:18:47Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] No, sadly. TND has had more than two fingers inside another personā€™s vagina or anus. [/QUOTE] Now thatā€™s better. False. But I have been on the other sideā€¦of several more than two fingers. TND is sick of this thread because he/she is an unfulfill prude šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/643 "2007-09-11T01:19:28Z")
Closest Iā€™ve come (heh) is two partners with stepdads. Both had pretty severe daddy issues, unfortunately. ETA for **betenoir** ā€™s post: False. Iā€™m anything but a prude. I take purity tests to feel like more of a badass. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/644 "2007-09-11T01:40:35Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] TND has had sex with an orphan (quit changing the subject, fisha). [/QUOTE] Hmm, I donā€™t rightly know. Perhaps, but I didnā€™t know it at the time. TND has had sex in a military setting ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/645 "2007-09-11T01:47:04Z")
Umm. Nope. TND will post a TND that they have personally done. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/646 "2007-09-11T01:49:14Z")
Basicaly false. But sex with a drill sargeant. In (and out of) uniform I love a man in a uniform. TND has had sex with someone not of his/hers particular predilection. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/647 "2007-09-11T01:58:11Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] TND has had sex with someone not of his/hers particular predilection. [/QUOTE] Sure. While I consider myself overwhelmingly heterosexual today, my first consensual sexual experiences were with other boys. Weā€™re talking early teens here, but still. TND rarely or never wears underwear. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/648 "2007-09-11T02:01:01Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] Umm. Nope. TND will post a TND that they have personally done. [/QUOTE] Nope. Although Iā€™d do matt. and Sampiro. But they in all likelyhood they wouldnā€™t do me. Cā€™mon guys. Take a walk on the the wild sideā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/649 "2007-09-11T02:03:41Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Sure. While I consider myself overwhelmingly heterosexual today, my first consensual sexual experiences were with other boys. Weā€™re talking early teens here, but still. TND rarely or never wears underwear. [/QUOTE] :eek: How did you know? TND has a fetish for womanā€™s undewear. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/650 "2007-09-11T02:05:05Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] Nope. Although Iā€™d do matt. and Sampiro. But they in all likelyhood they wouldnā€™t do me. Cā€™mon guys. Take a walk on the the wild sideā€¦ [/QUOTE] Huh. I thought projammer meant TND would post an _activity_ that they have personally done, not a _person_ that they have done. Assuming you were right in your interpretation, I wouldnā€™t kick **lobstermobster** or **Miss Purl McKnittington** out of bed for eating crackers. TND will post a non-sexual question. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/651 "2007-09-11T02:05:13Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] TND rarely or never wears underwear. [/QUOTE] False. TND has run into problems as a result of not wearing underwear (in general, or on a specific day). ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/652 "2007-09-11T02:06:06Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] :eek: How did you know? TND has a fetish for womanā€™s undewear. [/QUOTE] Dude, what are we _doing?_ Weā€™re all out of step. Anyway, false. Althought now you mention itā€¦ šŸ™‚ TND will post a non-sexual question. ---
**Author:** ![Surok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Surok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surok)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/653 "2007-09-11T08:06:32Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] TND will post a non-sexual question. [/QUOTE] True. Non-sexual statement coming up: TND has never been to an Asian country. (and hi, all you people upthread. How _you_ doing? ;)) ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/654 "2007-09-11T08:31:18Z")
For me, thatā€™s a sexual question. And I havenā€™t. And I donā€™t plan to unless I find myself single in the future, because the temptation of little Asian girls everywhere would be absolutely impossible for me to resist. The next doper flunked out of high school chemistry. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/655 "2007-09-11T12:15:24Z")
False. I did pretty well in chemistry. The only thing I ever fluked outright was an art history class in college. Which is kind of sad because it was part of my major. TND will once again mistake me for a dude. (OneCentStamp Iā€™m looking at you :dubious: . šŸ˜ƒ .) ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/656 "2007-09-11T13:22:25Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] TND will once again mistake me for a dude. (OneCentStamp Iā€™m looking at you :dubious: . šŸ˜ƒ .) [/QUOTE] Sorry, man. That was a general exclamation of ā€œdude.ā€ I knew you were a chick. šŸ˜ƒ TND knows someone (IRL, I know thereā€™s at least one on the boards; she doesnā€™t count!) who has undergone gender reassignment surgery. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/657 "2007-09-11T13:57:31Z")
False. Although I once knew a person who would probably have welcomed GRS. (Good Lord, I go away for a day and the thread goes bonkers over sex! Who are all of these people? For awhile I thought it was just going to be **OneCentStamp** and I playing thread ping pong until a mod closed it.) The next Doper has visited Buckingham Palace. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/658 "2007-09-11T14:48:54Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Huh. I thought projammer meant TND would post an activity that they have personally done, not a person that they have done. [/QUOTE] Actually, that was what I had in mind, but **betenoirā€™s** answer works too I suppose. [QUOTE=Elendilā€™s Heir] The next Doper has visited Buckingham Palace. [/QUOTE] False, but Iā€™d like to. TND hasnā€™t had a vacation in more than two years. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/659 "2007-09-11T14:53:53Z")
False. I had a week in Vermont with my wifeā€™s family over July 4th, and a week on the beach in North Carolina just last month. The next Doper says ā€œpopā€ and not ā€œcola.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2007, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/660 "2007-09-11T15:23:09Z")
Since weā€™re down to just the same few people posting to the thread over and over again, I think itā€™s run its course. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=32)