# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/61 "2007-07-24T20:06:44Z")
True. I got a set of Revolutionary War plastic soldiers that way. They weren’t nearly as detailed and cool as the picture in the comic book ad, but I wasn’t terribly surprised by that. I liked 'em well enough. The next Doper has been to Washington, D.C. at least once. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/62 "2007-07-24T20:39:40Z")
True. More than once actually. The next doper hates to fly. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/63 "2007-07-25T02:56:53Z")
[QUOTE=Tupug Anachi] True. More than once actually. The next doper hates to fly. [/QUOTE] False, I don’t mind flying, it is the airports that I can’t stand. There is never a lot to do unless you plan on arriving drunk at your destination. The next doper to post has visited a zoo in the last year. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/64 "2007-07-25T03:04:13Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] The next doper to post has visited a zoo in the last year. [/QUOTE] No, it was an aquarium. The Georgia Aquarium, and also the Tennessee Aquarium. The next poster has never bowled over 180. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/65 "2007-07-25T03:07:41Z")
True. I bowl like Fred Flintstone, except the technique doesn’t work as well for me as it does for him. TND has been to the ocean in the past 3 months. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/66 "2007-07-25T04:58:59Z")
[QUOTE=Alice The Goon] True. I bowl like Fred Flintstone, except the technique doesn’t work as well for me as it does for him. TND has been to the ocean in the past 3 months. [/QUOTE] False. Those pictures were doctored in Photoshop. TND has the entire Linda Carter Wonder Woman series committed to memory. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/67 "2007-07-25T05:18:09Z")
[QUOTE=photopat] False. Those pictures were doctored in Photoshop. TND has the entire Linda Carter Wonder Woman series committed to memory. [/QUOTE] Nope, I was more of a _Land of the Lost_ girl myself. The next one has blue eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/68 "2007-07-25T05:26:17Z")
False. Brown. The next Doper didn’t vote for Bush in either 2000 or 2004. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/69 "2007-07-25T05:30:36Z")
False! ::hides:: The next Doper has gotten laid this week. Uhn tis Uhn tis Uhn tis ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/70 "2007-07-25T05:39:12Z")
True. Last night, and in about a half hour. 😃 TND has never seen an episode of _Buffy the Vampire Slayer_. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/71 "2007-07-25T13:14:09Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] True. Last night, and in about a half hour. 😃 TND has never seen an episode of _Buffy the Vampire Slayer_. [/QUOTE] False. And hell, you were one of the ones who convinced me to buy the _Firefly_ dvd’s. Why does it seem you’re always getting laid, you lucky, lucky man? I guess my jumping on the Whedon train is just me trying to be more like you. 😃 TND hasn’t read any Harry Potter books. (We’re starting a pop culture streak) ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/72 "2007-07-25T13:19:05Z")
[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000] TND hasn’t read any Harry Potter books. (We’re starting a pop culture streak) [/QUOTE] False. I’ve read them all. :o TND has been to a sci-fi, fantasy or anime convention, in costume. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/73 "2007-07-25T15:41:37Z")
False. But I did dress as Capt. Kirk for Halloween once as a kid. The next Doper has never had a sip of absinthe. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/74 "2007-07-25T15:47:31Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The next Doper has never had a sip of absinthe. [/QUOTE] False, and it’s gross IMHO. 🙂 TND has never discharged a firearm. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/75 "2007-07-25T15:53:26Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] TND has never discharged a firearm. [/QUOTE] False, many. I think I even discharged _on_ a firearm. But that’s a different thread. TND posts more than 6.3 posts per day to the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/76 "2007-07-25T15:59:46Z")
[QUOTE=Uncommon Sense] TND posts more than 6.3 posts per day to the SDMB. [/QUOTE] **checks own profile** True. 6.97 a day, in fact. Wow, that’s pitiful. ☹ TND lettered in more than one sport in high school. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/77 "2007-07-25T16:05:25Z")
False. I just lettered in one: swimming. The next Doper loves to swim. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/78 "2007-07-25T16:31:39Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The next Doper loves to swim. [/QUOTE] True. I lettered in water polo and swimming in high school, for what it’s worth. TND has more than 50 books in the house. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/79 "2007-07-25T16:43:58Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] TND has more than 50 books in the house. [/QUOTE] True. Easily, even if most of them are in boxes. Hell, I probably have that many _Stephen King_ books in the house. TND has had an orgasm in the past 72 hours. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/80 "2007-07-25T16:54:16Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] True. Easily, even if most of them are in boxes. Hell, I probably have that many _Stephen King_ books in the house. TND has had an orgasm in the past 72 hours. [/QUOTE] True, 7.2 hours. TND is eating from a bag of chips as they read this post. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=5)