# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/81 "2007-07-25T18:24:30Z")
False, but I _did_ have a bag of potato chips with lunch just an hour ago. The next Doper loves blue cheese. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/82 "2007-07-25T18:33:24Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The next Doper loves blue cheese. [/QUOTE] So, so true. Love it. The next Doper prefers wine to beer. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/83 "2007-07-25T21:32:49Z")
True. Not to mention the fact that I’m actually allergic to beer (hops). TND currently has their hair artificially colored. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/84 "2007-07-25T21:37:45Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] TND currently has their hair artificially colored. [/QUOTE] False. Brown-going-gray and proud! TND has never been past 10,000 feet above sea level. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/85 "2007-07-26T00:30:22Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] False. Brown-going-gray and proud! TND has never been past 10,000 feet above sea level. [/QUOTE] False, several commercial flights. TNP has had a fantasy involving a relative. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/86 "2007-07-26T01:37:39Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] TNP has had a fantasy involving a relative. [/QUOTE] :smack: I forgot about planes. True. One cousin in particular. OK, TND has never _set foot on land_ 10,000 feet or more above sea level. ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/87 "2007-07-26T01:54:51Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] OK, TND has never _set foot on land_ 10,000 feet or more above sea level. [/QUOTE] False. I had to check, though, and it was close. Lassen Peak, slightly over 10,000 and trails above Tioga Pass, probably very close to 10,000 ft. The Next Doper has received a package bearing the label: “Hazardous Materials - Shipping Papers.” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/88 "2007-07-26T01:58:37Z")
False. Although I did receive an advance-fee fraud email in Esperanto once. The next Doper is smart, weird, and sexy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/89 "2007-07-26T01:59:44Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] The next Doper is smart, weird, and sexy. 🙂 [/QUOTE] False, but two out of three ain’t bad. TND has natural 20/20 vision. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/90 "2007-07-26T02:01:07Z")
False. TND has served 1000 or more customers in one workday. (Overtime, technicalities, estimates and recovered memories count.) ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/91 "2007-07-26T02:02:53Z")
True, if you count every single kid on every single bus. That’d come to 10,000 or so. TND never uses the same toothbrush twice. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/92 "2007-07-26T02:12:15Z")
[QUOTE=Mr Bus Guy] True, if you count every single kid on every single bus. That’d come to 10,000 or so. TND never uses the same toothbrush twice. [/QUOTE] False gotta play the odds here… TND has every ELO album recorded SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Beaucarnea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Beaucarnea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beaucarnea)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/93 "2007-07-26T02:31:59Z")
True. TND once broke his/her collar bone. ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/94 "2007-07-26T02:59:23Z")
False. Only an ankle. TND had a weird nickname as a child. ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/95 "2007-07-26T03:20:31Z")
True. Well, as a teen, not so much as a small child. TND has at least once shaved or tweezed off too much hair. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/96 "2007-07-26T03:48:50Z")
If you mean deliberately, then true. Pubes. Once. By request. It was fine (if a bit weird) until it started growing back. Never. again. Ever. TND has a guilty musical pleasure that almost no one can relate to. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/97 "2007-07-26T05:09:40Z")
True. I love bagpipes…what can I say? TND has destroyed at least one body part due to their own stupidity/clumsiness. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/98 "2007-07-26T05:13:26Z")
False, as surprising as that may be. TND is fascinated by Victorian sexual mores, and spends a lot of time comparing them to the present day. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/99 "2007-07-26T14:06:39Z")
False. I can’t say I’ve ever given them much thought (and I’m a Sherlock Holmes fan!). The next Doper is a Holmes fan, too. ---
**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/100 "2007-07-26T16:54:18Z")
Very true! TND has a preferred coffee cup at home, and uses it exclusively. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=6)