# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![threnodyangelfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@threnodyangelfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threnodyangelfire)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/121 "2007-07-27T03:34:06Z")
[QUOTE=fetus] False. TND has been arrested. (“Cite and release” counts for criminal offenses.) [/QUOTE] Almost but not quite. TND has a collection of “Celebrity Boogers” with Madonna’s collected booger being their most prized. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/122 "2007-07-27T04:53:43Z")
[QUOTE=threnodyangelfire] Almost but not quite. TND has a collection of “Celebrity Boogers” with Madonna’s collected booger being their most prized. [/QUOTE] Well, no, that’s false. TND is left-handed. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/123 "2007-07-27T05:08:47Z")
[QUOTE=Alice The Goon] Well, no, that’s false. TND is left-handed. [/QUOTE] Naw, I’m a rightie. TND just got finished masturbating. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/124 "2007-07-27T05:22:38Z")
[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic] Naw, I’m a rightie. TND just got finished masturbating. [/QUOTE] False ☹ I’m at work. (I guess that doesn’t necessarily mean they can’t masturbate for some) TND has had more than one bowel movement today. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/125 "2007-07-27T05:32:28Z")
True. Have you ever taken lactolose? Two is a minimum. And I’ve also masturbated…in fact I’m not done yet. And people wonder why I don’t spell so well. The next pster will be against the war. I’m tossing a soft ball here… ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/126 "2007-07-27T13:22:35Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] The next pster will be against the war. I’m tossing a soft ball here… [/QUOTE] Heh. I can answer that in the affirmative without you even having to specify _which_ war. The next poster lives someplace where it’s raining right now. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/127 "2007-07-27T13:44:23Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] The next poster lives someplace where it’s raining right now. [/QUOTE] No, although we have had quite a bit of rain this week. The next post will be made from the Eastern Time Zone of North America. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/128 "2007-07-27T13:47:33Z")
True. The next doper still has a least one wisdom tooth. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/129 "2007-07-27T13:57:02Z")
[QUOTE=Tupug Anachi] The next doper still has a least one wisdom tooth. [/QUOTE] I gots me four of 'em, dude. The next Doper is currently fighting off a cold or allergy. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/130 "2007-07-27T14:07:48Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] I gots me four of 'em, dude. The next Doper is currently fighting off a cold or allergy. [/QUOTE] False, I’m fighting sobriety. TND is missing a body part. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/131 "2007-07-27T14:10:39Z")
[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000] TND is missing a body part. [/QUOTE] Yes, I’m short a prepuce. Well, let’s say “missing” a prepuce. I don’t like to refer to myself as “short” anything in that area. :o TND has some form of intentionally-grown facial hair (mustache, beard, goatee, vandyke, etc.) ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/132 "2007-07-27T15:04:50Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Yes, I’m short a prepuce. Well, let’s say “missing” a prepuce. I don’t like to refer to myself as “short” anything in that area. :o TND has some form of intentionally-grown facial hair (mustache, beard, goatee, vandyke, etc.) [/QUOTE] Nope. That’s one of the things I try to avoid, actually. TND is an unabashed snob about something. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/133 "2007-07-27T15:29:24Z")
True. I is a nut for good grammar. The next Doper secretly loves cheesy '70s pop music. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/134 "2007-07-27T15:30:51Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The next Doper secretly loves cheesy '70s pop music. [/QUOTE] Borderline, in the sense that I’m not even very secretive about it. 😃 TND has been married more than once. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/135 "2007-07-27T15:34:51Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Borderline, in the sense that I’m not even very secretive about it. 😃 TND has been married more than once. [/QUOTE] Nope, not even once. TND has a pet to which he or she sings embarrassing songs. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/136 "2007-07-27T15:36:07Z")
False. I have a cat with whom I’ve sometimes used babytalk, but I don’t think I’ve ever actually sung to him. The next Doper has wisely never watched _American Idol_. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/137 "2007-07-27T15:48:09Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] False. I have a cat with whom I’ve sometimes used babytalk, but I don’t think I’ve ever actually sung to him. The next Doper has wisely never watched _American Idol_. [/QUOTE] No, but I only watched it because I wondered what all the hype was about. TND is at work but not actually working. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/138 "2007-07-27T16:07:18Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] TND is at work but not actually working. [/QUOTE] Well, duh. I average 7 posts a day, don’t I? 🙂 TND is over six feet tall. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/139 "2007-07-27T16:12:56Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Well, duh. I average 7 posts a day, don’t I? 🙂 TND is over six feet tall. [/QUOTE] Heh. No, but it would rock if I were, except for the bit about not being able to find pants. TND has never broken any bones. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/140 "2007-07-27T18:33:26Z")
True. Still fully intact bonewise. The next Doper knows the name of the only President to serve nonconsecutive terms. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=8)