# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/141 "2007-07-27T18:36:10Z")
I swear that last post wasn’t there when I posted. False, I do not know the name of the president who served two non-consecutive terms. TND speaks Spanish. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/142 "2007-07-27T18:37:31Z")
[QUOTE=Alice The Goon] False. Broke a wrist at 18- hit a ditch with my dad’s brand new truck that I wasn’t supposed to be driving. It ran out in front of me, I swear. TND speaks Spanish. [/QUOTE] Yes, y tambien conozco a Grover Cleveland. 🙂 TND jogs or runs for fitness. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/143 "2007-07-27T18:43:23Z")
False. The best I can manage is a brisk 45-minute walk on the treadmill. The next doper really hates Brussells Sprouts. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/144 "2007-07-27T18:44:56Z")
True, mostly. Although “really hates” may be overstating it. The next Doper enjoys vacationing at the beach. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/145 "2007-07-27T18:45:58Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] True, mostly. Although “really hates” may be overstating it. The next Doper enjoys vacationing at the beach. [/QUOTE] Yes, when I can get there. TND never wears sneakers with jeans. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/146 "2007-07-27T18:57:40Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] Yes, when I can get there. TND never wears sneakers with jeans. [/QUOTE] _looks down_ False. TND was born in a former Confederate state. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/147 "2007-07-27T20:00:04Z")
No, I’m a proud Buckeye, born and raised (and a former Union Civil War reenactor). The next Doper hopes to see _The Simpsons Movie_ within its first two weeks of release. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/148 "2007-07-27T20:01:59Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The next Doper hopes to see _The Simpsons Movie_ within its first two weeks of release. [/QUOTE] Hopes to? Yes. Plans to? Who knows… TND has at least one unframed poster on their wall. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/149 "2007-07-27T21:05:51Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] TND has at least one unframed poster on their wall. [/QUOTE] Yes, many freebies picked up at college and pro women’s basketball games. However, the next poster has never been to even one women’s basketball game. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/150 "2007-07-27T21:10:25Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] However, the next poster has never been to even one women’s basketball game. [/QUOTE] False. I have too many dyke friends not to have been dragged out to a few WNBA games. 🙂 TND is pierced somewhere other than the earlobes. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/151 "2007-07-27T21:25:50Z")
False. But maybe not for long. A rather warped individual of who I am fond has suggested (six. Six!) labia piercings. With locks. On his Sadistic dime. Hmmmm… TND has never left his home state. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/152 "2007-07-27T21:27:39Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] False. But maybe not for long. A rather warped individual of who I am fond has suggested (six. Six!) labia piercings. With locks. On his Sadistic dime. Hmmmm… TND has never left his home state. [/QUOTE] Heh. I wasn’t even _born_ in the States. 😃 TND is one of the six most recent posters to this thread. We seem to be eliminating the lightweights in our little game here. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/153 "2007-07-27T21:37:29Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Heh. I wasn’t even _born_ in the States. 😃 TND is one of the six most recent posters to this thread. We seem to be eliminating the lightweights in our little game here. [/QUOTE] Nope. I’ve been actually working for once. 😃 TND has sustained a paper cut in the last week. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/154 "2007-07-27T21:45:02Z")
False, it’s been years since I got a paper cut. TND will stop to buy beer on the way home tonight. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/155 "2007-07-27T21:55:35Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] False, it’s been years since I got a paper cut. TND will stop to buy beer on the way home tonight. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] No. I don’t even like the few beers I’ve tried. TND has never had surgery of any kind. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/156 "2007-07-27T21:56:41Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] No. I don’t even like the few beers I’ve tried. TND has never had surgery of any kind. [/QUOTE] False; I’ve had a few, including LASIK three weeks ago. TND has never been under general anesthesia. ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/157 "2007-07-27T22:29:08Z")
False. And since it seems we’re down to just a handful of people: TND never posts from work. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/158 "2007-07-27T22:52:18Z")
[QUOTE=bluethree] TND never posts from work. [/QUOTE] Hah, I rarely post from home! TND has a family picture in the same room the computer is in. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/159 "2007-07-27T23:37:55Z")
Going to have to false that one. No pictures at all. TND owns more than one firearm. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/160 "2007-07-27T23:40:53Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] Going to have to false that one. No pictures at all. TND owns more than one firearm. [/QUOTE] False. TND starts reading the Dope with Great Debates. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491.md?page=9)