# Return of the Describe the Next Doper thread (Game)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491 "2007-07-20T03:41:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![Electrical\_Storm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ac8455/32.png) [@Electrical\_Storm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electrical_Storm)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/161 "2007-07-28T00:00:34Z")

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False.

I start reading the Dope at the Pit. 🙂

The next Doper can walk on his or her hands.

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/162 "2007-07-28T02:31:17Z")

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False.

TND has gone to Comic-Con.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/163 "2007-07-28T02:36:18Z")

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False-ish  
I’ve been to a few SF cons that had a comics track but never THE Comics Con  
TND job/career has little or nothing to do with what s/he studied in college

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/164 "2007-07-28T02:43:09Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
False-ish  
I’ve been to a few SF cons that had a comics track but never THE Comics Con  
TND job/career has little or nothing to do with what s/he studied in college  
[/QUOTE]

False, though I don’t always spend that much time doing things strictly in my field of study.

TND is or has experimented with becoming a vegetarian.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/165 "2007-07-28T04:41:52Z")

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Absolutely false. Just enjoyed a small sirloin for lunch today, as a matter of fact.

The next Doper is a member of a book club.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/166 "2007-07-28T09:04:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
The next Doper is a member of a book club.  
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Only Oprah’s. 😉

TND has at least ten bottles of wine in his or her house right now.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/167 "2007-07-28T09:54:46Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
TND has at least ten bottles of wine in his or her house right now.  
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Do empty ones count? True (they’ve been piling up).

Bottles of wine meaning, I could go home and uncork a fresh one? False.

Though I do have one which I’m about halfway through.

You decide.

TND is NOT watching the sun rise (meaning you’re not on the continental US/Canada/ or Latin coutries).

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**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/168 "2007-07-28T12:24:50Z")

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True? I slept through the sunrise but I’m in the continental US.

TND has a cat in the room right now.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/169 "2007-07-28T12:27:45Z")

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well, just outside the room, with one paw in. . . .

TND owns more than 3 pairs of blue jeans

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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/170 "2007-07-28T13:07:59Z")

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Way true, about 10.

TND will respond within 15 minutes.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/171 "2007-07-28T16:28:11Z")

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[QUOTE=Uncommon Sense]  
Way true, about 10.

TND will respond within 15 minutes.  
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_checks clock_ Heh. Not even close. I feel like I’m hovering over this thread with defibrillator paddles; every time I post to it, it’s been like five hours.  
TND has at least three living grandparents.

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/172 "2007-07-28T16:34:55Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
_checks clock_ Heh. Not even close. I feel like I’m hovering over this thread with defibrillator paddles; every time I post to it, it’s been like five hours.  
TND has at least three living grandparents.  
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False. ☹

TND takes baths, not showers.

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/173 "2007-07-28T18:49:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Telperien]  
False. ☹

TND takes baths, not showers.  
[/QUOTE]

False- it’s showers all the way.

TND has the deepest, cutest dimples ever (on their face).

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/174 "2007-07-28T21:47:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Alice The Goon]  
False- it’s showers all the way.

TND has the deepest, cutest dimples ever (on their face).  
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Aww, but false.

TND is thinking about getting dressed up for a night out.

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/175 "2007-07-28T22:18:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]  
Aww, but false.

TND is thinking about getting dressed up for a night out.  
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True.  
TND has eaten meat from an animal he or she killed.

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**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/176 "2007-07-29T01:41:47Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
True.  
TND has eaten meat from an animal he or she killed.  
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True. I used to do a lot of fishing.

TND has at least one entire TV series on DVDs.

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/177 "2007-07-29T01:44:08Z")

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[QUOTE=WhatHappenedNext?]  
True. I used to do a lot of fishing.

TND has at least one entire TV series on DVDs.  
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False.

TND has worn clothing sold for the opposite sex.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/178 "2007-07-29T01:47:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Telperien]  
False.

TND has worn clothing sold for the opposite sex.  
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True, if neckties count

TND secretly wishes to be a contestant on a reality show

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/179 "2007-07-29T02:36:08Z")

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False - not at all interested. The closest I ever came to a network TV appearance was when I qualified for _Jeopardy!_, but they never called me to appear on the show.

The next Doper has seen _Jeopardy!_ in the past month.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-describe-the-next-doper-thread-game/412491/180 "2007-07-29T03:07:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
False - not at all interested. The closest I ever came to a network TV appearance was when I qualified for _Jeopardy!_, but they never called me to appear on the show.

The next Doper has seen _Jeopardy!_ in the past month.  
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Man, not even in the past five years.  
TND doesn’t like ice cream.

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