# Return of the Feud, number 2. \[CLOSED\]
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [October 1, 2018, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262 "2018-10-01T14:35:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2018, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/61 "2018-10-08T12:02:59Z")
45 and BUMP!
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### Author:  [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2018, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/62 "2018-10-08T13:26:19Z")
Y’know, some of these answers are really funny if you misremember which question was which. Like, “What do you get up for in the middle of the night?” “Have sex”.
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### Author:  [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2018, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/63 "2018-10-08T14:00:48Z")
> [@Chronos](#):
>
> Y’know, some of these answers are really funny if you misremember which question was which. Like, “What do you get up for in the middle of the night?” “Have sex”.
If you squint a bit, “sex” is a reasonable answer for half the questions.
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### Author:  [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2018, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/64 "2018-10-08T15:18:09Z")
1. Grocery shop
2. Use the bathroom
3. Jumping Jacks
4. A soda
5. Clue
6. An hour
7. Use the bathroom
8. Squirt gun
9. Basement
10. 50
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### Author:  [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2018, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/65 "2018-10-08T15:39:56Z")
1. Go to church
2. To urinate
3. Pull-ups
4. Chewing gum
5. Backgammon
6. 1 hour
7. Brush teeth
8. Flare gun
9. Forest
10. 50 minutes
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### Author:  [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/66 "2018-10-08T15:47:03Z")
I _never_ need to urinate when I’m already in bed, but I went with “Urinate” for #2.
Urinate is _always the first thing I do_ after wake-up … but having used that answer for #2 I wrote something else for #7. ☹ :o
I’ll be happy with a C+ on this test.
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### Author:  [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2018, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/67 "2018-10-08T23:59:46Z")
No, no, you go with “urinate” for #1. #2 is defecation.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2018, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/68 "2018-10-09T02:22:33Z")
Bumped again.
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### Author:  [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2018, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/69 "2018-10-09T12:59:19Z")
Looks like the count is up to 47?
Bumping again
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### Author:  [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2018, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/70 "2018-10-10T12:34:46Z")
bump x 3
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2018, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/71 "2018-10-11T15:29:56Z")
I’ll score it tomorrow, whether it’s full or not.
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2018, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/72 "2018-10-12T16:50:08Z")
The answers:
1. Tell me something many people do just once a week.
**1. Monkey 14**
2. Church 18
3. Take out the trash 6
4. Laundry 5
5. Mow the lawn 5
6. Grocery shop 4
7. Eat out 3
8. Have sex 3
9. Call mom 1
10. Exercise 1
11. Vacuum 1
12. Name a reason a person might wake up at 2:00 in the morning.
**2. To use the bathroom 27**
13. Crying baby/feed baby 6
14. Dog barking 3
15. Heard a noise 3
16. Insomnia 2
17. Nightmare 2
18. Meteor shower 1
19. Phone rings 1
20. To catch a flight 1
21. Work 1
22. Name something you haven’t done since high school gym class.
**3. Climbed a rope 19**
23. Played a team sport 14
24. Ran laps 6
25. Group shower/ naked 4
26. Pull-ups 2
27. Jumping Jacks 1
28. Somersault 1
29. Tell me something you can buy that costs a dollar or less.
**4. Candy/gum 25**
30. Lottery ticket 6
31. Soda 5
32. Coffee 3
33. apple 1
34. banana 1
35. Doughnut 1
36. Goody Powders 1
37. Newspaper 1
38. Ramen 1
39. Slider 1
40. Stamp 1
41. Name a board game, other than Monopoly.
**5. Scrabble 12**
42. Risk 8
43. Clue 7
44. Chess 5
45. Life 5
46. Checkers 3
47. Candyland 2
48. Parcheesi 2
49. Backgammon 1
50. Chutes & Ladders 1
51. Sorry 1
52. Name a commute time length that is a deal breaker for a new job.
**6. 1 hour 25**
53. 2 hours 9
54. 1.5 hours 5
55. 30 minutes 2
56. 45 minutes 2
57. 90 minutes 2
58. 40 minutes 1
59. 60 minutes 1
60. What is the first thing most people do in the morning?
**7. Go to the bathroom 30**
61. Brush teeth 4
62. Open eyes/wake up 4
63. Shower 3
64. Drink coffee 2
65. Turn off alarm/hit snooze 2
66. Get out of bed 1
67. Stretch 1
68. Tell me a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets.
**8. Squirt gun 13**
69. Nail gun 6
70. BB gun 5
71. Potato gun 3
72. Air gun 2
73. paint/ paintball gun 2
74. Radar gun 2
75. Staple gun 2
76. starter gun 2
77. Caulk gun 1
78. Flare gun 1
79. Glue gun 1
80. Laser gun 1
81. Pellet gun 1
82. Plasma rifle 1
83. ray gun 1
84. Rubber band gun 1
85. Salad shooter 1
86. Stun gun 1
87. Name a place you might not get cell phone reception.
**9. Jacket 23**
88. t-shirt 6
89. blouse 4
90. Clothes 2
91. Undies 2
92. blazer 1
93. condom 1
94. gloves 1
95. Helmet 1
96. Hoodie 1
97. Poncho 1
98. sandal 1
99. shorts 1
100. Slacks 1
101. tuxedo 1
102. At your job, out of the 60 minutes in each hour, how many do you spend doing actual work?
**10. 45 22**
103. 50 7
104. 30 6
105. 10 3
106. 55 3
107. 40 2
108. 60 2
109. 15 1
110. 25 1
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### Author:  [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2018, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/73 "2018-10-12T16:58:05Z")
I think you have some holdovers from last Feud under #1 and #9.
Either that, or there are a lot more people who monkey once a week than I would have thought.
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### Author:  [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2018, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/74 "2018-10-12T17:01:16Z")
I think something is slightly off with question #9. Or, I just never realized that wardrobe selection had any impact on my cell phone. Although it would be good to know that I won’t receive a call while wearing a condom 🙂
Also the _Monkey_ answer to question #1 is out of place.
Ninjaed!
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2018, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/75 "2018-10-12T17:02:57Z")
Let’s try that again… sheesh.
The answers:
1. Tell me something many people do just once a week.
**1. Church 18**
2. Take out the trash 6
3. Laundry 5
4. Mow the lawn 5
5. Grocery shop 4
6. Eat out 3
7. Have sex 3
8. Call mom 1
9. Exercise 1
10. Vacuum 1
11. Name a reason a person might wake up at 2:00 in the morning.
**2. To use the bathroom 27**
12. Crying baby/feed baby 6
13. Dog barking 3
14. Heard a noise 3
15. Insomnia 2
16. Nightmare 2
17. Meteor shower 1
18. Phone rings 1
19. To catch a flight 1
20. Work 1
21. Name something you haven’t done since high school gym class.
**3. Climbed a rope 19**
22. Played a team sport 14
23. Ran laps 6
24. Group shower/ naked 4
25. Pull-ups 2
26. Jumping Jacks 1
27. Somersault 1
28. Tell me something you can buy that costs a dollar or less.
**4. Candy/gum 25**
29. Lottery ticket 6
30. Soda 5
31. Coffee 3
32. apple 1
33. banana 1
34. Doughnut 1
35. Goody Powders 1
36. Newspaper 1
37. Ramen 1
38. Slider 1
39. Stamp 1
40. Name a board game, other than Monopoly.
**5. Scrabble 12**
41. Risk 8
42. Clue 7
43. Chess 5
44. Life 5
45. Checkers 3
46. Candyland 2
47. Parcheesi 2
48. Backgammon 1
49. Chutes & Ladders 1
50. Sorry 1
51. Name a commute time length that is a deal breaker for a new job.
**6. 1 hour 25**
52. 2 hours 9
53. 1.5 hours 5
54. 30 minutes 2
55. 45 minutes 2
56. 90 minutes 2
57. 40 minutes 1
58. 60 minutes 1
59. What is the first thing most people do in the morning?
**7. Go to the bathroom 30**
60. Brush teeth 4
61. Open eyes/wake up 4
62. Shower 3
63. Drink coffee 2
64. Turn off alarm/hit snooze 2
65. Get out of bed 1
66. Stretch 1
67. Tell me a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets.
**8. Squirt gun 13**
68. Nail gun 6
69. BB gun 5
70. Potato gun 3
71. Air gun 2
72. paint/ paintball gun 2
73. Radar gun 2
74. Staple gun 2
75. starter gun 2
76. Caulk gun 1
77. Flare gun 1
78. Glue gun 1
79. Laser gun 1
80. Pellet gun 1
81. Plasma rifle 1
82. ray gun 1
83. Rubber band gun 1
84. Salad shooter 1
85. Stun gun 1
86. Name a place you might not get cell phone reception.
\*\*9. In the basement 10
87. In the woods 10\*\*
88. In a tunnel 6
89. In an elevator 5
90. On a mountain 4
91. On a subway 2
92. At a vacation cabin 1
93. In a bathroom 1
94. In a movie theater 1
95. In Alaska 1
96. In an underground cavern 1
97. In an underground parking garage 1
98. In the country 1
99. In the Grand Canyon 1
100. On a small island 1
101. On an airplane 1
102. At your job, out of the 60 minutes in each hour, how many do you spend doing actual work?
**10. 45 22**
103. 50 7
104. 30 6
105. 10 3
106. 55 3
107. 40 2
108. 60 2
109. 15 1
110. 25 1
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2018, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/76 "2018-10-12T17:09:26Z")
And the winner is ~~~drumroll~~~ **swampbear**! :: flings confetti:: Good job! \*\*swampbear \*\* got 10/10 and a perfect score! Here we go again… 😃 (j/k)
\*\*1. swampbear 402 \*\*
2. Barkis is Willin’ 376
3. Sparky812 336
4. Larry Borgia 332
5. Chronos 328
6. bibliophage 322
7. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 302
8. Spoons 280
9. Asimovian 272
10. not what you’d expect 270
11. Maus Magill 268
11. kenobi 65 268
13. Intergalactic Gladiator 262
13. Atamasama 262
15. Shoeless 256
15. enalzi 256
17. Dolores Reborn 254
17. notfrommensa 254
19. Happy Lendervedder 252
20. muldoonthief 250
21. Thudlow Boink 244
22. Knowed Out 236
22. Hermitian 236
24. septimus 236
25. IvoryTowerDenizen 234
25. Bayaker 234
25. Ike Witt 234
28. Dead Cat 232
29. kayaker 230
30. Jack Batty 226
31. USCDiver 224
32. Mahaloth 218
33. DCnDC 214
34. Little Nemo 212
34. NDP 212
36. gkster 212
37. Inner Stickler 202
38. Elendil’s Heir 200
39. MadTheSwine 196
40. emulsified 194
41. Prof. Pepperwinkle 184
42. Yllaria 182
43. Biotop 176
44. as\_u\_wish 172
45. Baker 162
46. TheChileanBlob 154
47. Defensive Indifference 130
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### Author:  [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2018, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/77 "2018-10-12T17:13:30Z")
Wow, I think this might be the best I’ve ever done on one of these.
I might dispute that “laser”, “ray gun”, and/or “plasma rifle” should be lumped together, but I suppose it’s iffy: A plasma rifle certainly isn’t a laser, but either one could be a ray gun.
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### Author:  [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2018, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/78 "2018-10-12T17:14:42Z")
Congrats, swampbear!
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### Author:  [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2018, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/79 "2018-10-12T17:16:36Z")
29th!!!
Yes!!!
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### Author:  [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2018, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/80 "2018-10-12T17:54:33Z")
11th. Not too shabby.
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