# Return of the Feud, number 2. \[CLOSED\]

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [October 1, 2018, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262 "2018-10-01T14:35:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2018, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/81 "2018-10-12T17:58:37Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> 29th!!!
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> Yes!!!

> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> 11th. Not too shabby.

Oh. . .smaller number is better, I take it, huh. ☹

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### Author: ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2018, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/82 "2018-10-12T18:17:18Z")

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Once again I am in the middle of the pack. My goal of striving for mediocrity is paying off.

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### Author: ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2018, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/83 "2018-10-12T19:20:50Z")

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I beat Swampy!

Uh, no I didn’t!

Congrats Swampy, and I did better than expected.

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### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2018, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/84 "2018-10-12T19:25:59Z")

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My usual sucky showing. Oh, well - it was still fun. Thanks again, **DoloRebo**!

And for the record, I _do_ monkey weekly, and I don’t care who knows it.

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### Author: ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2018, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/85 "2018-10-12T19:42:46Z")

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I thought I might get a little something-somthing extra for Salad Shooter, at least.

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### Author: ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2018, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/86 "2018-10-12T19:45:09Z")

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Here’s a radish.

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### Author: ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2018, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/87 "2018-10-12T19:47:09Z")

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Gee, whatever will he do with a radish?!

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### Author: ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2018, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/88 "2018-10-12T19:49:39Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> I thought I might get a little something-somthing extra for Salad Shooter, at least.

Meteor shower got me nuffin

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### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2018, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/89 "2018-10-12T20:28:26Z")

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> [@Rebo](#):
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> …8. Tell me a type of gun that doesn’t shoot bullets.
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> …8. Plasma rifle 1…

Hey, just what you see, pal.

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### Author: ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2018, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/90 "2018-10-12T21:19:44Z")

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Well, someone has to be last. ☹ At least I wasn’t 50th!

ETA: I would just like to add: 1) lots of people do call their mothers just once a week; 2) a stamp does, in fact, cost less than a dollar; and 3) a stun gun does not fire bullets. How could I have been a loner in all three of those categories??

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### Author: ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2018, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/91 "2018-10-12T22:32:11Z")

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**Dolores Reborn** , thanks for running this! It must have been a lot of work, but it was fun for me even though I didn’t do too well. What does it tell me about myself that when I try to think like the average person I don’t succeed?

BTW I love some of the places where one can’t get cell phone reception, like undies and condom 😉

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### Author: ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2018, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/92 "2018-10-12T22:44:57Z")

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I’m more average than the smarter bear. 😃

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### Author: ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2018, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/93 "2018-10-13T01:43:31Z")

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Oh the shame, third from the bottom!😃

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### Author: ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2018, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/94 "2018-10-13T04:07:42Z")

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Well, I was terrible. But I love these! Hope we can get more & quicker participation.

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### Author: ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2018, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/95 "2018-10-15T02:12:46Z")

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Wow! 3rd place finish!

Not too shabby!

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### Author: ![Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barkis_is_Willin)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2018, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/96 "2018-10-15T14:28:52Z")

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> [@Rebo](#):
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> And the winner is ~~~drumroll~~~ **swampbear**! :: flings confetti:: Good job! \*\*swampbear \*\* got 10/10 and a perfect score! Here we go again… 😃 (j/k)
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> \*\*1. swampbear 402 \*\*  
> 2. Barkis is Willin’ 376  
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Noooo!!! I think I was a squirt gun away from perfection.

ETA: And a rope climb. Dammit!

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### Author: ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2018, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/97 "2018-10-15T22:02:05Z")

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Woohoo! A top ten finish for me!

Thanks for running the game, **Dolores**!

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### Author: ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2018, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/98 "2018-11-09T01:30:54Z")

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Um, it doesn’t affect me. It only affects one person. But isn’t 60 minutes the same as one hour?

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### Author: ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2018, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/99 "2018-11-09T12:49:31Z")

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Yes, I should have caught that. In the future, everybody please watch me like a hawk! 🙂

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### Author: ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2018, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-2-closed/822262/100 "2018-11-09T13:10:10Z")

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It moved **USCDiver** up to 9th place, at 276. I apologize for the mistake. ☹

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