Oh. . .smaller number is better, I take it, huh. 
Once again I am in the middle of the pack. My goal of striving for mediocrity is paying off.
I beat Swampy!
Uh, no I didn’t!
Congrats Swampy, and I did better than expected.
My usual sucky showing. Oh, well - it was still fun. Thanks again, DoloRebo!
And for the record, I do monkey weekly, and I don’t care who knows it.
I thought I might get a little something-somthing extra for Salad Shooter, at least.
Here’s a radish.
Gee, whatever will he do with a radish?!
Meteor shower got me nuffin
Hey, just what you see, pal.
Well, someone has to be last. 
At least I wasn’t 50th!
ETA: I would just like to add: 1) lots of people do call their mothers just once a week; 2) a stamp does, in fact, cost less than a dollar; and 3) a stun gun does not fire bullets. How could I have been a loner in all three of those categories??
Dolores Reborn, thanks for running this! It must have been a lot of work, but it was fun for me even though I didn’t do too well. What does it tell me about myself that when I try to think like the average person I don’t succeed?
BTW I love some of the places where one can’t get cell phone reception, like undies and condom 
I’m more average than the smarter bear. 
Oh the shame, third from the bottom!
Well, I was terrible. But I love these! Hope we can get more & quicker participation.
Wow! 3rd place finish!
Not too shabby!
Noooo!!! I think I was a squirt gun away from perfection.
ETA: And a rope climb. Dammit!
Woohoo! A top ten finish for me!
Thanks for running the game, Dolores!
Um, it doesn’t affect me. It only affects one person. But isn’t 60 minutes the same as one hour?
Yes, I should have caught that. In the future, everybody please watch me like a hawk! 
It moved USCDiver up to 9th place, at 276. I apologize for the mistake.